Sup /r9k/

sup /r9k/

Is sex even worth it ?
I can jerk myself off for free any time I want

Seriously though, what does that right there feel like? Just looks weird. Why do I even want to do that in the first place?

Doesn't even look that cool when staring at the picture, am I autistic?

keep us posted after ban lifts

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fuck wrong board... sorry

It feels 100% Amazing. But not nearly as great as their ass hole feels.

the good parts are licking her pussy and fucking her from behind

Exactly. This is why I'm a faggot, nice slender dicks are just so much more appealing

This is Veeky Forums, you kissless virgin. My cryptos get me all the pussy.

not really
don't tell anyone tho

fucking kek the amount of /r9k/ threads that end up on this board is kind of hilarious

Enjoy your ban.
My first time was with a stinky loose girl. Wasn't great at all, after screwing her for an hour or two I called it quits without cumming.
So don't just go with anyone.

Its not about appealing dicks or aesthetics in general, it's about stuffing them into a girls holes without mercy user.

desu not much else to talk about when everyone's poor

It’s like comparing McDonalds to a Michelin-star meal.

There’s a reason we evolved so that sex feels better than anything else, including wanking. It’s enough to incentivize every other animal to make it their #1 mission in life but humans are the only animal to be so autistic to ignore it.

Thanks I just got fired

It’s worth it if you can make a connection to the prostitute you’re fucking (after all they are humans too) but if they aren’t really into you then I don’t think it would be great. Probably still okay though

Vaginas like that made me turn to 2d instead

Also the fact that no girl has ever shown interest in me

Atleast i still got my internet funny money

the absolute state of Veeky Forums

there is nothing in the fucking world compare to it,
the fragancethe, the shape, evolution make it so your body and her dance in perfect mysticism and perfect no-verbal act.

Our bodys were designed to do that lol

This board is slowly becoming /r9k/ anyway

Also

>business and finance

truuuuu

It feels good but honestly if I had to choose between 1 for the rest of my life, I'd choose blowjobs.

sex feels good. it feels even better when u fuck somebody u trust. actually, trust is the best feeling..until u fucking lose it. just try sex u fag

I’m too ugly, you have to have two willing people buddy.

>implying arbys isn't fucking delicious

That's a very normal looking vagina, kiddo.

It's worth about 100-200 bucks if you ask me and coincidentally that's what most hookers charge.

>having a gf
>2018

you idiot posting ths on Veeky Forums we are all wall street cocaine sniffers you think this is a problem for us? aw poor baby virgin wants to make $$ too awwwwwwww stfu

yeah it doesn't necessarily feel better on your dick, but if you like the girl and she's not gross... the hormones, the elation you feel is magic

As long as you don't have a GF, sex is like your #1 priority in life. Everything you do is motivated to get more sex.
BUT if you get a GF and have sex like crazy for about a month, you cool down. Instead of having sex as much as possible, like it's scarce, you're good with skipping a day and even masturbating as a change.
So you will be free finally to look other meaning in life besides sex.

Cool so how do we accumulate gf user?

Short yourself and go long at rock bottom

>yeah it doesn't necessarily feel better on your dick
virge

This.

27 and gf is 23, live together. We have sex around 3x per week.

When you are single the thirst for pussy is much more since it isn't on tap.

Porn can't hug you

Thanks. Bought 100,000.

Sounds kliche, but hit the gym (not to get perfect looks, but for confidence and feeling good)
Make some good quality pictures of yourself.
Make a funny tinder profile
Go on dates until you find somebody you don't have to pretend to be normal with.

It took me about 20 dates, but it's worth it.