>working in my bar >Irish guy comes in >First time here >Loves the bar, never been to one like it >Amazed we can serve whisky neat and know what each one tastes like >Pulls out his own bottle >Recognise it >"Sorry mate, you can't bring outside drinks here" >"Its not for me, its for you" >Is a bottle of Middleton Rare 2015 >Not great but rare, only 100 bottles made >Gives as gift. >Offers me a line of coke if I crack it and have a drink with him >End up fuck eyed having a lock in >Best monday ever.
Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything.
Christopher Diaz
You're aus right? Where's your bar at?
Matthew Howard
Sounds like a fucking perfect night man. Nothing better than a nice line while drinking something good.
Caleb Thompson
Gay story. I'd rather have a KFC Double down.
Jonathan Powell
Sydney
The generosity of strangers hey?
Parker Butler
>Sydney Story is clearly fake, the premier personally burns down any establishment that allows fun on the premises.
Brody Gomez
i was looking for this video the other day but could not find it. does anyone have a link?
Jordan Cook
Search Rum Martinez on youtube.
Well, not Sydney. But its a major town in NSW, if I told you where, you'd be able to narrow down which bar it is.
Chase Torres
thanks!!!
Joseph Davis
How good is cocaine though
Evan Thomas
amen
Landon Parker
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in What does this mean? I don't know junkie slang
Hunter Phillips
It means he locked his little cock into the Irishman's arse
Because he's a raging poofter and if I ever saw him at hungry jacks I'd deck him
Kevin Peterson
''tripping balls''
Dylan Rodriguez
Wollongong is shit mate
Xavier White
I know most of those words but I don't understand what you said
Noah Foster
Overrated I think. You barely notice it kicking in, but you sure as fuck know its wearing off.
Blake Russell
A lock in is when the bar is closed but you let some patrons stay to drink for free.
Jaxson Moore
Howlin' Wolf is okay, but apart from that I agree.
Adrian Hall
Good
Elijah Price
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in
>raging poofter >ever saw him at hungry jacks
Is this some sort of subhuman language?
Nicholas Perez
It's called slang, every region has its own.
Jason Anderson
I can just imagine the pressure your veins must be under while forcing blood into your fat fingers so you could type that bullshit.
Michael Roberts
>Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything. how sore was ure bumhole. lolololol