Working in my bar

>working in my bar
>Irish guy comes in
>First time here
>Loves the bar, never been to one like it
>Amazed we can serve whisky neat and know what each one tastes like
>Pulls out his own bottle
>Recognise it
>"Sorry mate, you can't bring outside drinks here"
>"Its not for me, its for you"
>Is a bottle of Middleton Rare 2015
>Not great but rare, only 100 bottles made
>Gives as gift.
>Offers me a line of coke if I crack it and have a drink with him
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in
>Best monday ever.

Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything.

You're aus right? Where's your bar at?

Sounds like a fucking perfect night man. Nothing better than a nice line while drinking something good.

Gay story.
I'd rather have a KFC Double down.

Sydney

The generosity of strangers hey?

>Sydney
Story is clearly fake, the premier personally burns down any establishment that allows fun on the premises.

i was looking for this video the other day but could not find it. does anyone have a link?

Search Rum Martinez on youtube.

Well, not Sydney. But its a major town in NSW, if I told you where, you'd be able to narrow down which bar it is.

thanks!!!

How good is cocaine though

amen

>End up fuck eyed having a lock in
What does this mean? I don't know junkie slang

It means he locked his little cock into the Irishman's arse

Because he's a raging poofter and if I ever saw him at hungry jacks I'd deck him

''tripping balls''

Wollongong is shit mate

I know most of those words but I don't understand what you said

Overrated I think. You barely notice it kicking in, but you sure as fuck know its wearing off.

A lock in is when the bar is closed but you let some patrons stay to drink for free.

Howlin' Wolf is okay, but apart from that I agree.

Good

>End up fuck eyed having a lock in

>raging poofter
>ever saw him at hungry jacks


Is this some sort of subhuman language?

It's called slang, every region has its own.

I can just imagine the pressure your veins must be under while forcing blood into your fat fingers so you could type that bullshit.

>Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything.
how sore was ure bumhole. lolololol

It's just irl memes friendo.