Be me

>be me
>go out to breakfast with family
>aunt is there that i havent seen in years
>she tells me shes got skii'ing tickets for me and her
>did she just ask me out?
>i up the ante to find out
>i tell her ill rent us a lodge for the night
>she gets excited and says she cant wait
>last time i saw her years ago she tried to look at me naked while i was getting out of the shower and i caught her

long story short i put a move on her and she flipped out and now everyone in the family knows.... wat do?

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get her money and buy link

U dirty dog. Did she touch the ole sauzich?

tell them you bought 1 million LINK at $1.25, trying to fuck your aunt looks reasonable in comparison

Pics?

This

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>put a move on her
What the fuck does that entail

is she hot though?

Sorry but it looks lime this guy is speaking the truth

buy LINK

I guess you believed what you wanted to believe, in your head you wanted her attracted to you and imagined so, but every now and then reality bites you in the ass

FUCK HER!
and post on biz afterwards
I’ll give you some link if you prove it :)

Cant wait to here the autistic sperg out this dipshit put on his aunt. Lel

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she was laying down in bed and before she fell asleep i got on top of her and went for the tits cause im not a virgin like you fags

We need pics of the aunt...

>haven't seen for years
>gets skiing tickets for you both
You are a lying sack of shit

Have a nice skiing trip with your aunt palm and her 5 friends

That's tough

This made me horny

Please let this be real

what should i have done? i took the signal she gave and went with it, she started it, she wanted it

this could die out if larp, or be a legendary thread. OP please provide some pics or proof, this is just autistic enough to where it would be hard to make up and possibly real. If you really did this you tried to fuck a much older family member for no reason holy shit lmao. she was being friendly cause shes your family idiot

>she went to sleep
>she wanted me to grab her tits
>IF larp
how fucking stupid can you be lmao.

why is this on biz?
and I hope you're larping

desu, don't initiate random shit when they're sleeping. it's creepy af even if you're not related.

also, buy links.

who the fuck asks a family member (male/female) to go one on one on a trip together? ill post the text she sent me hold on...

She's from your family you degenerate fuck, stop watching fantasy wincest porn and get back to reality, how can you be such an autistic moron. Also go to /b/ with your degeneracy

Its old pasta

Buying any link ever is worse than this

I wish I could make my own coin called LARP that uses blockchain to randomly create new bullshit pastas. I'm more of an idea guy, help me out here bros. You'll get 10% credit!

You need to read between the line user, that just means she asks for more, go for it. Just be confident.

How are you so stupid? this woman carried you as a baby and wanted to go skiing with you... how do you not understand what a family members relationship with one another is like?

you should make a thread on Veeky Forums - business and finance Veeky Forums board about it

Suck her dick

Big if true.

Should’ve waited till you two were alone on that ski trip or whatever. Then you make that pussy wet.

>i up the ante to find out
You could say you upped the aunte

lost

>his mother’s sister carried him as a baby
Fucking Americans

OP you have no game. You need to get her drunk so she has an excuse to fuck you without guilt.

>I went for the tits
Fucking LOL

How about a kiss, user? There’s no need to stampede towards the tits
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRGIkLEYoA

Wtf is this a buy signal to go all-in on Family (AUNT)???

strong support at 69

that's pretty much standard for any woman these days

>>I went for the tits
>Fucking LOL