>be me >go out to breakfast with family >aunt is there that i havent seen in years >she tells me shes got skii'ing tickets for me and her >did she just ask me out? >i up the ante to find out >i tell her ill rent us a lodge for the night >she gets excited and says she cant wait >last time i saw her years ago she tried to look at me naked while i was getting out of the shower and i caught her
long story short i put a move on her and she flipped out and now everyone in the family knows.... wat do?
tell them you bought 1 million LINK at $1.25, trying to fuck your aunt looks reasonable in comparison
Asher Wood
Pics?
Charles Edwards
This
Easton Mitchell
...
Jonathan Cox
>put a move on her What the fuck does that entail
Hunter Cruz
is she hot though?
David Gray
Sorry but it looks lime this guy is speaking the truth
Chase Martinez
buy LINK
Parker Hernandez
I guess you believed what you wanted to believe, in your head you wanted her attracted to you and imagined so, but every now and then reality bites you in the ass
Alexander Stewart
FUCK HER! and post on biz afterwards I’ll give you some link if you prove it :)
Jacob Myers
Cant wait to here the autistic sperg out this dipshit put on his aunt. Lel
Jacob Davis
...
Aiden Russell
she was laying down in bed and before she fell asleep i got on top of her and went for the tits cause im not a virgin like you fags
Carter Lopez
We need pics of the aunt...
Jonathan Howard
>haven't seen for years >gets skiing tickets for you both You are a lying sack of shit
Have a nice skiing trip with your aunt palm and her 5 friends
David Gray
That's tough
Asher Perry
This made me horny
Cooper Robinson
Please let this be real
David Torres
what should i have done? i took the signal she gave and went with it, she started it, she wanted it
Ethan Long
this could die out if larp, or be a legendary thread. OP please provide some pics or proof, this is just autistic enough to where it would be hard to make up and possibly real. If you really did this you tried to fuck a much older family member for no reason holy shit lmao. she was being friendly cause shes your family idiot
Jason King
>she went to sleep >she wanted me to grab her tits >IF larp how fucking stupid can you be lmao.
Benjamin Evans
why is this on biz? and I hope you're larping
desu, don't initiate random shit when they're sleeping. it's creepy af even if you're not related.
also, buy links.
Hudson Martinez
who the fuck asks a family member (male/female) to go one on one on a trip together? ill post the text she sent me hold on...
Julian Peterson
She's from your family you degenerate fuck, stop watching fantasy wincest porn and get back to reality, how can you be such an autistic moron. Also go to /b/ with your degeneracy
Levi Robinson
Its old pasta
Alexander Kelly
Buying any link ever is worse than this
Kayden Thomas
I wish I could make my own coin called LARP that uses blockchain to randomly create new bullshit pastas. I'm more of an idea guy, help me out here bros. You'll get 10% credit!
Aiden Cooper
You need to read between the line user, that just means she asks for more, go for it. Just be confident.
Bentley Hernandez
How are you so stupid? this woman carried you as a baby and wanted to go skiing with you... how do you not understand what a family members relationship with one another is like?
Matthew Flores
you should make a thread on Veeky Forums - business and finance Veeky Forums board about it
Anthony Collins
Suck her dick
Aaron Scott
Big if true.
William Harris
Should’ve waited till you two were alone on that ski trip or whatever. Then you make that pussy wet.
Bentley White
>i up the ante to find out You could say you upped the aunte
Jose Mitchell
lost
Owen Gomez
>his mother’s sister carried him as a baby Fucking Americans
Dominic Campbell
OP you have no game. You need to get her drunk so she has an excuse to fuck you without guilt.