Buttcoin goes up to $300 - we laugh

Buttcoin goes up to $300 - we laugh
Buttcoin goes up to $19,000 - we laugh
Buttcoin goes down to $6000 - we laugh
Buttcoin goes up to $10000 - we laugh

You know why? Because all you neonazis are about to be arrested for tax evasion. It doesn't matter if you bought at $19 or $19k, the IRS is coming after you.

You will never win.

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/user/tomatoshi/overview/
theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/26/eu-finance-head-regulate-bitcoin-cryptocurrencies-risks
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Instead of getting gud and aspiring to become successful like us, you liberal reddit cucks hate on successful people and want to bring them down to your level. This is why socialist countries like Venezuela are filled with failure. People working like slaves for the fatherland. Rather than successful financially independent people.

>getting gud

Tell me a single useful skill you've gained trading buttcoins.

Literally nothing. You think any employees give a shit about your wojak drawing skills?

This

Floyd mayweather is literally and sincerely illiterate and is worth 9 figures. Stop thinking there is justice.

You’re a nigger

>living in USA
Why?

Please stay on your containment site

Why would I give a shit about what some roastie HR cunt is looking for? I don't want to wage cuck ever again. I don't have a Slave Morality like you redditfags

wage cucks care about employers ..
Rich people don't need jobs moron

>I have a hippie mindset and I feel proud about it

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>You think any employees

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There was a thread on Reddit the other day where these wagecucks were circlejerking themselves about if they could go back in time 10 years they wouldn't but bitcoin and make profit because making profit is wrong.

It's literally the biggest COPE pool in the history of the internet.

ya i saw that... these people are pathetic

Choosing not to wage cuck because I don't have to because I can make money on my own makes me a hippy? ROFL. Liberals hate successful people so much that they want us all to be slaves.

Yeah, not having work ethics makes you a fucking hippie nigger that hates true conservative values and capitalism.

you sound a lot like the people that were naysaying electricity and steam when those technologies were first being discovered
you will go to the same dustbin as your predecessors
>the absolute state of nocoiners

>Liberals hate successful people so much that they want us all to be slaves
No shit. Liberals are unironically commies in disguise. The base of their ideology is everyone should be treated the same and have access to the same shit.

KEK
thanks for the laugh brainlet

I love how crypto has become the financial saviour for nazis and ancaps, get fucked you liberal cuck!

So.. pay my taxes and it's all good? Thanks, I'll enjoy my profits and pay my taxes.
You're absolutely right, though, trading BTC and speculating adds nothing to society. But neither do derivative traders, options traders, or any other financial position based on imaginary things.

>wanting to be the employer rather than employee means you hate capitalism
kek

>arrested for tax evasion
Well good thing I don't live in the US, and that there's no taxes on cryptocurrencies here you silly user you. I'll be enjoying my gainz, enjoy being poor and missing out on the biggest bull market in history.

...... what if you don't recognize the union? I think that exempts me from federal tax

Why did you bother writing this? Were you molested or something?

The buttcoin sub has been around since 2012

Do you think the people who have been there since 2012 hate themselves?

I mean, at least normies have the excuse that they didn't know about Bitcoin until recently. These people knew about it and mocked it when it was $5

>the STATE of reddite scum

>wagecucking

>the IRS is coming after you
No they aren't. I don't live in America.

I owe tax?

Log into kraken account from 40 different devices all over germany. Save password on all of them. Transact bitcoin off exchange onto paper wallet. Hide paper wallet well.

'mr policeman my bitcoin was stolen'

Cash out on a looong holiday

All it takes to break the states 55% income tax plus 20% consumption tax is one simple act of theft

But please pay your taxes to the state. Ill pay taxes to the state once the state operates on a open blockchain and is fully accountable to every move of funds. Thanks :)

>t. suicidal waggie

I learned a lot about how people rationalize giving up more than half of their product

>>And then we told them that we use the money to build roads and schools hahahah.

Its tough to see because government ultimately is only rhe people loving around you

Capitalism is literally about your capital working for you you stupid waggiecuck.

Futures and insurance make a ton of sense, even for potato farmers

Its insanity and many mustve killed themselves already

Imagine crawling out of bed knowing that you not only missed but OPENLY rationalised not taking a shot at becoming a millionaire

The moment you realize is the moment you jump

Going to be nolinkers a couple years from now. I'll be laughing at them as they suicide en masse.

The IRS barely has its shit together when it comes to income that people report. Only when the income is already processed by the feds does it become easy to track down whether or not it was reported on taxes.

Avoiding taxation for crypto will be the easiest task of money laundering ever. Its scale will be 100x larger than drug money laundering and the market to buy crypto with cash is already solid. Once crypto has enough adoption, there's not much a government entity can do.

We're _still_ laughing at you.

>tax evasion

They can't even see who owns what, how do you suppose they go after anyone

conservative values revolve around the conservation of human rights and expressing your own agency, not being a wage slave. you shills ard fucking braindead, you arent even using the right social capital.

Why can't nazis argue without personal attacks?

>tax evasion
do need to pay taes as a eurofag?
What if i move to a shit world country?

link?

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But guys, you must work! It's not fair that you are getting rich by stealing people!!! You must have a job, pay your mortgages, marry, have a family and everything else like normal people!!!

Why don't you want to work? Working is fun, it's healthy, it gives meaning to your life. I love to coming back after a productive day of work and watching Netflix with my wife. How could I enjoy that if I was already rich and didn't need to work?

Please, guys. Stop wasting your money on this Ponzi scheme and contribute more to society!

Wait, i need to pay taxes on buying things? No, i dont. I need to pay taxes once i sell, and you can only sell to state currency, otherwise the state must accept bitcoin as legal tender. If bitcoin is legal tender then the state admits that its own currency is just another shitcoin

r/buttcoiners aren't nazis
in fact they're actually bitching about nazis

Every nocoiner is an eventual suicidal coper.

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What a retarded argument. Floyd is the greatest fighter and brings value with his skills. If you aren't doing the same with your literacy you're not as valuable. The end. Brainlet

Provided a complete 8949 spreadsheet to my CPA consisting all trades from all exchanges.

Paid the taxes on all trades to the IRS.

Comfy.

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>Brings value with his skills
>Beating another person's face in for mass entertainment is a valuable skill
Woah, powerful...

What's funny is that you claim to be capitalists, but real capitalism is about working hard and keeping your head down.

You think Jack Ma would have his billions if he remained a useless NEET making wojacks and trading shitcoins? Of course not.

What if you pay your taxes

Then what

Prize fighting has always been, and always will be part of society.

Also

>replying to this low test, cuck, loosh farming redditor

sage

Hahaha fucking commies BTFO everytime.

Too salty to move on.

In socialism you slave away for the state and never own anything and in capitalism you slave away for the owner class and never own anything.

So whats the difference?

Honestly the biggest bummer of being a trader in stocks or crypto is definitely having literal boxes filled with paper and virtually needing an accountant who is smart enough to handle it, when you work at Taco Bell your taxes can be done in 15min with Hearthstone on the other monitor.

Found OP's reddit account

reddit.com/user/tomatoshi/overview/

What a pathetic loser.

Exactly buy the new butcoin which is nano. It's not to late faggot.

No, capitalism is about having your capital work for you. Read a book nigga.

Wow how comfy is it to not be you. How does it feel Veeky Forums bros when one of this cucks come by ? Also i think a lot of people have jobs around here.I can do both faggot ! Better start buying some kneepads because the next recession will be brutal for people like you.

So this is how you cope with missing out? You know you missed the train and now your next method of dealing with it is going "hurrrrr at least they will lose their massive profits eventually".

At least they took a risk, they invested in an unknown unproven piece of tech. What the fuck did you do? You sit around in a little echo chamber gloating about a crash after bitcoin went, and still is, up massively.

Buttcoin, shitcoins and all creeptocurrency pyramid schemes about to get regulated and banned

theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/26/eu-finance-head-regulate-bitcoin-cryptocurrencies-risks

Game over nazis!

Well unfortunately i think link is not a good state right now. I look at the code they published and there is no network code in it so it's gonna take quite some time until it comes to fruition. Maybe in a few years is gonna be good but only if no one else beats them to the punch. Sold at 78c i am now in nano. Good luck user.

We are the employers fuckhead

I never "missed out on anything".

I bought buttcoin at $22, then when its value when to $100 I immediately sold it and donated the proceeds to a local food bank as I realised how unethical buttcoin is. It's literally stealing.

Kek, you nocoiner fag. I dont have to work again even if i pay ((taxes)).

Terrible larp

You could have held and sold at 19k, think about all the poor refugees and starving people you could have helped. You knew and could have done something but you didn't, you're a monster user.

So you don't have a 401k right? Or any stocks, or any other investments? That's all stealing.

Apparently you fags will never win either since you don't even have the balls to put anything into Bitcoin/short it if you think it'll fail.

>Working is fun, it's healthy, it gives meaning to your life.

flatly contradicted by my life experience

We are not all from U.S. here.

What the fuck is going on in this thread

in that case why arent you worth 9 figures? Posting on Veeky Forums means you're literate to some extent.

Why do you impose value on things based on your own judgment and expect everyone to follow suit? Value is subjective and only in a capitalistic market can we identify what it is that a given society places value on.

Imposing a socialist market is just addressing the symptom instead of the cause. If you want people like mayweather to NOT be rich, then you need to educate the younger generation so that they wont spend money on unproductive services/goods when they grow up (how cool would it be if an entire generation of adults stopped consuming useless shit and invested ~20% of their income in companies that are advancing the technological frontier of humanity).

>implying everyone lives in the "free" United States of lards

Your IRS can suck my dick if they want. I'll pay my government no tax and they'll be glad for having an outstanding citizen such as myself siphoning money from foreign cucks to be spent into our recovering economy.

do socialism supporters actually think that people will be more ambitious and have stronger drive in such economy, or do they not perceive the lower incentive for drive as a problem?

If you work ~80-86 hours per week and actively try to learn every aspect of your field, propose alternative and potentially "better" solutions to an existing problem, communicate the ideas successfully to a group of stubborn individuals, convinced large bunch of people to work with you, and (if i even manage to come this far) finally execute the solution so efficiently that it produces minimal wastage and improved existing conditions... do you really think you should be earning almost the same as a builder or a nurse?

Something like this can never happen as easily in a socialist country, in comparison to a capitalistic one because most people would just lose the drive

/r/buttcoin is some of the saltiest crabs in a bucket wagecucks I've ever seen. You can feel the bitterness is every post as they know deep down they could have been millionaires if they weren't so fucking stupid

He has overcome being a blacklet

So is OP too much of a brainlet to figure out how to get into trading? Or is he just a redditdad?

I think I've gained a better understanding of the crab bucket mentality watching you /r/LateStageCapitalism faggots.

>being this delusional
EVERY COUNTRY will tax crypto. Tax auditors ALWAYS win - just look at Al Capone who was arrested for tax evasion.

I read somewhere that bitcoin profits are taxed twice. How does that work?

News reported we don't have to pay tax. I called them and they literally said I don't have to declare crypto gains.

Kill yourself brainlet.

Joke on you nigger i pay a big fat zero tax when i get paid in USD , not because they don't know but because they need my usd

Oh really? You must live in the dictatorship of Belarus. I feel sorry for oppressed butts like you.

Went there for many years. Knew Ether since it was 1.15$ (in retrospective). Never bothered to invest into coins or check exact prices.

Hate myself.

They will just start going after everyone. And anyone with even so much as one Satoshi will be branded a nazi by the Wallstreet Journal .

>And anyone with even so much as one Satoshi will be branded a nazi by the Wallstreet Journal .

Oh no whatever will I do.

>If you work ~80-86 hours per week and actively try to learn every aspect of your field, propose alternative and potentially "better" solutions to an existing problem, communicate the ideas successfully to a group of stubborn individuals, convinced large bunch of people to work with you, and (if i even manage to come this far) finally execute the solution so efficiently that it produces minimal wastage and improved existing conditions... do you really think you should be earning almost the same as a builder or a nurse?

No because people like this are fucking gods. There is NOTHING worse than being stuck in stagnation where everyone just rots away and gets made at the slightest potential improvement or change. Just thinking about this shit makes me rage.

> EVERY COUNTRY will tax crypto. Tax auditors ALWAYS win

They wont win anymore. I actually HIGHLY suggest we begin considering the idea that taxation is going to become nearly impossible in the coming decades.

This is not a bullshit, this is not a false alarm. We are very much literally looking at the final days of taxation whether you agree with it or not.

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