Francis will die in our lifetime

>Francis will die in our lifetime
feels super bad man :(

plot twist - Gooky McTofu will make tempura battered Francis

tfw you realise Toto is probably dead now

they probably have a cute puppy lined up to replace him already. no biggie.

>probably
>movie released in 1939

what are you trying to say

The dog is dead and was likely dead before your parents were born.

At least think that hair will make a beautiful scarf.

he isn't dead yet, she still has him in the new videos

The original Francis is already dead, that's Francis #2.

>Chef John will die in your lifetime

you shut your whore mouth

So? She'll just get a new dog lmao

>it's a gooking witha dog episode
most comfy episodes desu

>Francis ends up in a final dish prepared by a sobbing and deeply horrified chef. She takes a bite of the Francis karaage and cries out a last "Oishi desu" before the screen fades to black.

He will lie in state while the world mourns the loss of its culinary treasure. He will then be enshrined at the Library of Congress next to Guy Fieri, as an encyclopedia of cooking and bad puns.

do people think they're being clever when they make posts like this

it's like the "michelin is a tire company" "jokes"

a lot of people here aren't very clever

What jokes?

>lmao why would a tire company review restaurants
They don't realize it actually is a tire company, and they think they're being edgy by calling attention to the "coincidence"

Kind of like the cooking with dog "lmao she's gonna cook a dog" jokes

Just shows you're slow-witted and poorly informed about the world around you

>Michelin Tyre write the Michelin Guide
I thought this was common knowledge?

There's an element of cleverness in the presentation.

If you say,
>Plot twist: She eats the dog
it's not even worth a smirk. However, something like calling her gooky mctofu and describing the type of dish she'd make from the dog is elevating the joke.

Humor isn't that complicated.

I am stuck at my crappy graveyard job but those posts make me laugh a lot.

I am not a racist.

I'm worried the dude who voices Francis will die. His English is terrible, but soothing.

hell be fine

really?

no