Hi Veeky Forums

Hi Veeky Forums,

I'll be trying out the tasting menu at Nel Restaurant in 15 hours and probably sharing the pics live.

Watch this space!

She doesn't eat alone though, she's usually with a man REEEEEEEEEEEE

i'll be leaving a suspicious package outside Nel restaurant in 15 hours.
watch this space!

t. Joe Sixpack

>>>/McDonald's/

Can you translate that into English? I don't speak /pol/

Flying this round solo, nerds

Borneo! :) I welcome the anger you are surely to cause

It warms me cockles

are summer dresses smart casual?

Post pic of yourself in the dress pls
Front back and sides
Then we can advise you

>fapping intesifies

either this

or this

the choice is yours Veeky Forums

Whichever one fits, fatty. Ching chong.

>Borneo
Is that the homely overweight chink or the swarthy skeltal faggot?

The former. The latter is Sceack or whatever.

does it matter, really

can we see you modeling them? it would help a great deal
it's really about how the body fills out the dress, one one woman a classy dress could be filthy whorish, and on another demure and classy could go both ways, with both dresses
btw nothing wrong with showing a little skin
we're here for you Borneo

Just tell her you wanna fug, homo.

dont have a full length mirror

imagine a sack of potatos and you've got a good approximation

Lol, you're so gross.

>imagine a sack of potatos and you've got a good approximation
Thanks, I'm hard now
Post calves

This might be a Maltese craft supply indexing site but this board is about fast food and pizza rating.
Get back on topic, thanks.

:3

these are barely legal so delete ur browser history after ok?

gonna head out there now

Attention whoring is okay if a woman does it b

I like this one better but idk what the atmosphere of the place is like.

>15 hours
>better reserve my spot on Veeky Forums!
kys
Nah, not really. It's a shitty enough board that it doesn't matter, and I like that you're excited.

Me neither but I'll go with that

The atmosphere probably won't effect his pseudo-vaginas Natural flora that much as long as he dilated properly.

"She" has nothing else to live for.

Tbqh I live for fnatic winning TI6 right now but food is always cool

Gotta give the shitposters a head start ay

Post tits or kindly fuck off

We're here ladies and gents

Are your nether regions glistening with excitement, the slightest tweak on your engorged clitoris ready to propel you into orgasmic bliss?

Got a nice euro waiter and the corner seat
They've got a cool open kitchen too

Replace clitoris with appetite and you got it
Fuck I'm hungry

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Here's the starter, grilled baby corn with pecorino and chilli

Bretty gud

Got a lavender cranberry mocktail too

wtf isn't that a waste of kernels???

Rosemary scone with butter and onion chutney
Chef must be English

Yea I hope the staff get to take whatever they want home after

I saved a photo of Borneo on my laptop and showed it to my mother and told her we were dating.

how much has some fucking corn and a piece of bread cost you lmao

>hes never heard of a tasting menu before

Rainbow trout crusted with grains and tartare on a cracker in pea soup

Didn't know you could eat trout raw, it was excellent

I hope your mum approves

Too much

>I hope your mum approves

She thinks you look like a sweetie

So what'd you think of the raw trout?

Her threads are pretty much the height of stupidity, vanity, and pretension.

>raw
Looks cured senpai

Doesn't really matter. It is sliding into a puddle of sick.

How the fuck are you supposed to get full eating this shit?

Her threads that aren't slightly cringe live posting from Michelin star restaurants she spent months saving up for (which how could you possibly dislike), they're about mundane shit like grapes or her love of root beer.

She's one of the only namefags that there's actually very little reason to hate.

>being angry because other people are eating things you can't afford

>Le american that is disgusted at the sight of green food

simply ebin

Daaaw that's very nice of her

It's nice and mild, no fishiness at all. I like it

The tartare on the right is raw, it's got a natural trouty flavour

She's a midge and there are many courses.

>Raw fish and smashed peas into goop

>Retards actually pay premium prices for this hipster garbage


I would literally be more satisfied eating at Sonics for $10

Let me see please

Before the meal is done she'll be waddling off at a swift gait to the lavatory with the hershey squirts to make room for the final courses. She really is just that disgusting of a person.

There's a lot of courses although the individual portions are small. I've never walked away hungry from one of these meals

This place is much cheaper, 5 courses for 45AUD

I post on Veeky Forums duh

He is English, and all his training was in English restaurants. I wonder why he went to Sydney, Australia is where food goes to die.

>Too much

fair enough. does look good though.

Barramundi and broccoli with gnocchi, mussels and a nice garlicky chive sauce

Peeeerfectly crispy skin on the fish and a nice combination of flavours

>45 aud
>34.56 usd

Why do 'strayans always complain about how expensive food is there? That's a crazy good deal.

that broccoli looks great, not sure why that caught my eye.

...the New York Times recently published an article saying the best croissants in the world are made in Melbourne

...because people travel the fucking world to eat the best flaky bread known to mankind.

wow, wow, oh my fucking god I need to totally reevaluate my life now

tonights desert: fermented chocolate mouse served on Borneo's booty hole

Ha I ducking knew it
The selection at grocery stores isn't great but I love the variety of asian restaurants here

45 bux isn't the end of the world tho

Everything else is expensive as heck, this is the cheapest place with decent reviews I could find

It was great, haven't tried this species of broccoli before

>finish making vegetable soup
>settle down to eat it while watching this thread
>tfw knifework is ugly and brutish, vegetables are lumpen monstrosities
>tfw will never eat dinner somewhere this nice
>tfw will never have dinner with Borneo
>tfw will never be as pretty as Borneo
>tfw crying into your soup
>it needed a bit more salt anyways

yes some people do travel the world in search of the best food

Melbourne and Sydney have some of the best restaurants and chefs in the world, and Australia has excellent produce of all kinds. You definietly should reevaluate your stance on food "coming here to die"

for a country of only 20 something million we have 3 of san pellegrinos top 100 restaurants

You're prettier than Borneo user
I love you

What does borneo look like? Is she qt?

I don't know and I don't care
user it's a random on an image board pls

Mint cream and chocolate and brownies
Basically a very fancy after eight

Hey don't be sad I'll take you out to eat if you live in Denver?
It's not hard to find nice places to eat, tasting menus are getting more and more popular so with a bit of googling and research you can easily find someplace to go

qt

She's a 5.5/10 slightly overweight Asian

Look at that pretty mint cream

Guava caramel with pistachios wrapped in edible rice paper

A nice sweety finish off, not too sweet but very satisfying

That actually sounds like a really nice little finisher.

...

Yeah it was perfect, I let the caramel slowly melt away to almost nothing in my mouth, then crunched up the pistachios with it

Cute. I would ask her out if i ever saw such a girl browsing Veeky Forums

>browses Veeky Forums
>Adorable derp face
>is an honest to god namefag
I'd ask her out in a second

How much did you tip? This is important to know if I'm going to fantasize about marrying you.

anybody have pictures from earlier in the thread?

Try scrolling up.

no pictures of op only borneo

10% but only because service was really good

I don't believe in tipping willy nilly

Everything is in this thread

Borneo is the OP, dum dum.

fug

Lold

YES YES I CAN FEEL THE HATE

I know it's in sydney but did you have to choose 2 fish dishes?

I had the option to choose a beef dish but it had beetroot which I'm not a fan of
I like the fresh fish here, maybe I'll go get sashimi at the fish market later

On an unrelated note is it worth grinding tons of commons in this park or are nests profitable enough that it's worth an hour long trip to hunt down some Dratini?

>Get asked a pokemon go quesetion by Borneo

I've never played. I'd ask my children but its past their bedtime. This is awkward.

>is it worth grinding tons of commons in this park or are nests profitable enough that it's worth an hour long trip to hunt down some Dratini


wat?

That's alright, bless their little hearts. You should give it a go, it's a great family activity. I took my mum pokemon hunting and she caught a super rare Snorlax in like five minutes

Basically boils down to should I settle for easy but common pokemon or literally go the extra miles for the chance at something rare

itt: beta orbiting middle aged faggots who are either alone or with putrid hambeasts obsessing over a literal namefag whore using her gender as a means to garner attention on Veeky Forums outside of /b/

and reddit is the worse site

I'm just jealous of the food, man

I'll post some more of the stuff I've eaten here

An ice pop in soda at a Japanese place