The smallest guy is the most intelligent

>the smallest guy is the most intelligent

what are some other bad literary memes

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>the biggest guy is the least intelligent

rip lemmy

>the biggest guy is for you
Really?

>the middle height guy is of average intelligence

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>it was all just a dream
that one isn't just literary, but it sure does rustle my jimmies

when I'm in the room, it's usually true ...

>main character is particularly good at anything or attractive
>but all the women still fall in love with him because of how unrelentingly nice and chivalrous he is

>the protagonist was actually the villain with amnesia

newfag alert, but why call them memes and not tropes? is it because here we're self-aware that the use of meme has become overused? I don't get it.

This meme exists in reality. If you're friends with a girl and she likes you and you only keep giving her reasons to like you and you aren't the hunchback of notre dame ugly, then she will fall in love with you.

it's just a return to illiteracy newfriend, hide thread and go on

>This meme exists in reality.
Not anymore friend, not anymore.

kek

>he hasn't had his girlfriend jacked by a Chad yet
user...

Manlets are actually more intelligent, generally. Kant, Faulkner, Mishima: all manlet geniuses.

>people must have equivalent faults
there are some men and women out there that are just better than you in every single way

Also, Wittgenstein was 5'6"

But see: Judge Holden

I can't believe he was 5'1

>dumb guy has a good heart and is honest
>in the end, he's alright

>every female looks like a 13 year old goddess
>every female wants some hero dick

> this is what Veeky Forums ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Judge Holden was described as a big white baby, this means that even being a big baby he can't have been much more than 2ft tall, this makes his genius a small man meme and his power and strength all the more impressive.

if you act like a doormat for girls they'll use you for free shit and fuck hockey players behind your back

Not if you live in the tropics.

>every female looks like a 13 year old goddess
Why is this a bad thing.

The only fiction I write involves this.

>implying its not true

that image gave me a good kek, mate. thanks

>7975537
naïve young man.

Wait till your lover meets chad or tyrone.

>Why is this a bad thing?

Turn yourself in kid diddler

I remember when I, too, was 17

>13
>kid
Girls that age are gorgeous.

>a government department or business is Kafkaesque

>Reading makes you smart

The majority of reading done by those under 25 is on Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat. Bunch of fucking droolers. Pisses me off so hard to see how imbecilic young people are.

>yes, I'm mad

This is basically real life for us in the UKSSR. I assume it's similar in the US of Burger. Have you ever worked for a government agency?

Literary meme

If she bleeds she's old enough for sex! Just like in my medieval novels and Visual Novels

Seriously. Turn. Yourself. In.

Pedophiles should be shot.

My girl wasn't bleeding when she was 13 ;^]

I don't read erotic fantasy trash like asoiaf and vns are also trash.

spook harder pls

platonic love != romantic love

i have never in my life had the former turn into the latter and no one in my life comes to mind who has

>tool album

weasels rip my flesh

>visual novels are trash

Funny you should say that

Let's tally it up.

Thinks 13 year olds are hot

You: √
VN writers: √

Maybe you should head to the manga board you FUCKING filth

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are those computer icons? What kind of man man would do this?

it is a product page for eyeshadows with fake names

What a retarded comment. /r9k/ tier comments aside, it is really unlikely that just being nice to a girl will make them fall in love with you. Do you think every woman with a male friend who is not ugly is in love with him?

I'm a better writer than them, though.

And I've been on /a/ since /a/ was a thing.

What does this change? Stop being jealous you old hag.

What the fuck?
Biggest guy has a bigger brain so he's more intellegent this is like first year biology how the fuck can you NOT know that it's so obvious.

>"if I act confident, I will be"

If you are a good writer, do it from behind bars you disgusting pedophile freak. Write about how you should be put in the electric chair.

But I mean I doubt you are any good anyway.

4u

>from behind bars
why are you so upset?

>>main character is particularly good at anything or attractive
>>but all the women still fall in love with him because of how unrelentingly nice and chivalrous he is
yeah this is the fantasy of the betas and other effete men

Because pedophiles make me sick

Look, there are some cases when maybe the age of consent is a little too high. 17-16 year olds who developed early maybe, but 13? You gonna fuck her before or after middle school graduation you FUCKING degenerate. Get help or die.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-to-body_mass_ratio

>13
>pedophile
She's nearly 17 now you spookie bastard.

Who touched you, user?

>consent
there is the spook by this 20 yo free thinker memelord

Explain to me how fucking a middle schooler is not the act of a pedophile

What are futbol players?

13 year old girls are not prepubescent.

Got it. So it doesn't matter if she doesn't know what sex is or her body is mature enough to handle it. She's got little hairs down theres so tear it up, right?

I mean, she can get pregnant and has just begun the process of growing breasts, she's practically a college freshman now!

You might have a point if the only people who agree with you weren't nambla, and people on the deep web

13-year-olds got booty.
spooklord pls

You don't seem to understand pedophilia.

>So it doesn't matter if she doesn't know what sex is
only due to her parents who refuse to teach her about it.

I understand pedophilia from a well adjusted person's perspective.

Since they are pubescent, you consider them not children. I get it.

Except for the fact that they pretty much still look to be children, you sick son of a bitch. I don't know if you are trying to fuck with me more, but you aren't going to let any kids you have start fucking at 13, and every civilized person on earth wont either

all the other responses projecting can be ignored.
>tyrone/chad
k, just because you were too much of a doormat doesn't mean other men won't find ways to make themselves seem more desirable to their mate, if yes it does involve a bit of pandering to the wandering female mind
>doesn't exist anymore
it is rarer to find a woman of substance, yes
>naive young man
>17
k, so obviously you've just had more autistic experiences where women have fucked you over, and you're jaded, doesn't mean quality women don't exist
>platonic !=romantic, i never had the example you gave, therefore i doubt it exists
wew... there are like 8 billion people, you are just part of the group that happens to be the circumstance for


Women today can be brought out of the toxic shell the media has forced onto them. Unfortunately it involves a man who knows how to treat a women so that she feels loved and wanted, all while being lead.

I'd argue most of this entire website is filled with people who have damage in some respect when it comes to intimacy, and a large portion of the people here(on Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums has less more likely) have no idea how to maintain and further relationships.

Most of the website is under 25, which means they know shit about relationships anyway. Those that are older than 25 are here because they operate in a realm where they would have been exposed to it somehow, people that go to this site have a higher probability of being socially stunted, just in my experience in talking to them at least.

>tl;dr this site is filled with autists who cant satisfy a woman and bitch about how shitty the world is without learning to fix themselves

>a well adjusted person's perspective.
yes, because you know what a well adjusted person is. I bet you think that you are well adjusted.

Nice cherry pick.

You don't have anything to say about the fact that a lot of these girls couldn't even fit your microscopic dick in at that age?

I mean visual novels seem like they were made for you are you sure you don't like them?

The age of consent is 12 in many countries.

How is it that we have both kind of serial abuser her (rapist and murderer)

Since they are pubescent, you consider them not children. I get it.

No. They are not considered children at all. There is a different term for adults being attracted to teens.

>this site is filled with autists
You certainly are one.

Go fucking live in them then. Unless you can give me a reason why you wouldn't want to.

Different guy, but if you are trying to make the argument that fucking 13 year old girls isn't wrong, then I consider you wrong.

Yeah, they are not scientifically defined children, but protip, its illegal because we dont define age of consent based on physical maturity, but social/mental maturity. Yeah a 14 year old is of sexual "maturity" she can get laid and have a kid, but like 95% of them have no idea what it means emotionally, socially, etc. and therefore, we don't let them sleep with people who have had a handle on their sexuality for 20+ years.

>ITT twisted faggots trying to justify that which is unjustifiable

>well-adjusted
spook'd
>Except for the fact that they pretty much still look to be children
That's what makes them cute.
>civilized
nice spoon.

Why are you presuming I had sex with my girl when she was 13?
The fuck are you talking about? You do realize that condoms and arousal exist, yes?
>society
spook'd

I already do.

Maybe I'm not the cult of personality but I mean at least I'm on the correct side of the "should I fuck girls who were children last year and still go to middle school" argument

>hur dur no you are
K, I decide to try and make some points about love, of which I do pretty successfully, and I'm autistic because I hope a few people's hopes of finding someone won't be crushed by hardened nihilists and jaded-basement dwellers.... k

>Who to
Did you get fucked too early or something? Christ, simmer the fuck down.

>correct side
m'lady

Seculars really are scum.

Poor kids. Which one?

Why are you on this site if you are not a "socially stunted jaded basement dweller"? There seems to be a whole lot of projection going on in your posts.

Thank god man. I thought I was alone.

These faggots say this shit to us but bet they don't say it to the fbi

>that's what makes them cute.

I'm aroused by children, but I say 13 to cushion the immorality of it

>who to
can't decipher where this came from
>did you get fucked to early
no lol, i just chose this hill because i've seen and known too many people have their lives screwed over because they got molested or had a kid to early. Yeah it's useless to argue on this site about it by why else do we come here if not for bants on this so obviously related topic on a literature board

Not everyone lives in Seppoland, you provincial asshat.

It's seems to be quite an emotionally charged issue for you.

I'm too new to know what a secular is in autistic pedophile language but I can tell You that it's better than being you no matter what it is

>Different guy, but if you are trying to make the argument that fucking 13 year old girls isn't wrong, then I consider you wrong.

Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, it is not an act of pedophilia.

No, I'm attracted to 13/14 year old girls.
M'lady
>molested
Again, why do you think I had sex with my girl when she was 14.
Illiterate.

Maybe reddit.com is more your speed. They don't say such shocking things over there.

>wah I'm a huge faggot please consider me and only use universal terms because my country is about to be culturally enriched.

Bet you country doesn't like pedophiles, at least not yet. Maybe you want them to be easy on pedophiles I guess.

I said a lot of people, not all of them. I was a bit of an autist growing up, when i was here, then figured it out around high school.

There are plenty of people on Veeky Forums (especially on the blue boards) who have nice lives and happy relationships. But like I said in the first post, from my interactions, especially in the more trafficked boards (pol, r9k, b, the porn boards, etc.) there are just a lot of damaged people. Maybe they are just shitposting half the time, but more often then not it just feels like they never figured it out.

I just post stuff like that for people like me when i was in highschool, just lurking and laughing, but also just taking it all in. I'd see a post like that and know this wasn't all just horseshit, so i like to continue the legacy, autism or not

I am the furthest from shocked to find out that some twisted faggot fuck hides his loli and other shit that shouldn't be legal on his PC where he defends his actions for wanking to it.

I'm also not suprised such a little shit can't actually argue and resorts to fedora jokes

Hate to break it to you, but anyone who regularly posts on internet message boards is mentally ill.

>there seems to be projection in your posts
literally everyone is mentally ill
>BUT IM NOT PROJECTING
k

>that's what makes them cute

We will forget about everything else that you confidently decided not to answer.


Again, the part where they look like children is what makes them cute for you. It's not wrong how?

>Bet you country doesn't like pedophiles, at least not yet.
What?

>Maybe you want them to be easy on pedophiles I guess.
What makes you say that? You understand that multiple people are trolling you in this thread, right?

You honestly think it is sane to spend hours posting nonsense to strangers on the internet? You really need to get out more.

>>I am the furthest from shocked to find out that some twisted faggot fuck hides his loli and other shit that shouldn't be legal on his PC where he defends his actions for wanking to it.


>muh people should not like what I dislike