Let's post our go-to breakfast

What does Veeky Forums eat for breakfast every morning on an average morning? Post your food no matter how shitty/good it is.

For me it's:

>2 eggs over easy
>2 slices of thick bacon
>2 breakfast sausages
>hash brown
>angus beef sausage
>tortillas
Would you eat it?

A bowl with two random chopped fruits, either honey or greek yogurt, cinnamon, and oatmeal/granola/muesli.
Two scrambled eggs, or a two-egg omelet. Sometimes with tomato, or cheese, or ham, whatever else I have. On toast.
A cup of coffee.

For me it's the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

I would eat it once a month, if I was going for a run that day. How fat are you

I have zero appetite in the morning.
Just looking at that many calories would make me nauseous.

Lol I'm 5'10 140 pounds. I usually only eat that and dinner though

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>three types of heavily-salted, cured meats
>eggs over-cooked and over-seasoned to the point of near unrecognizability
>an actual log of deep fried, over-processed potato bits
You're literally killing yourself.

Eggs were fried in bacon grease so it looks over seasoned but all it has is salt/pepper

I eat a whole wheat bagel with peanut butter most days. Sometimes I will eat a plain omelette. If I had a big dinner, I might just have protein bar and then have an early lunch.

Was going good until you said
>tortillas
wut

with one scoop of protein powder

You fell for the green smoothie meme kek
& 1 scoop? What kind of fucking normie are you?

Yes.

Two scoops

Sometimes some fruit and dark chocolate as well if I think I won't have time to eat until the evening.

4 scoops minimum, You gotta eat big to get big.

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This. I'm an alcohol. I might eat half of an English muffin or maybe a fried tomato or a small bowl of cereal. Nothing heavy.

you need to wipe your pan before you cook your eggs

and your plating is shit

>Over easy
>Purposely eating them raw

it's almost like you wanna get Salmonella

Apple Bourbon Crepes

God damn Wild Eggs is so good

Tamago Kake Gohan. So easy to make, especially since I usually have some leftover rice. Just heat the rice up and add the egg. ez

what is this mongolian mischief?

that egg looks undercooked

Skin then cube two potatoes, and boil for five to ten minutes. While waiting chop up kale and sun dried tomatoes. Drain potatoes and combine with tomatoes, kale, and seasoning salt. Top with grated parmesan.

It tastes good, is fairly quick and keeps me full.

>that gut literally spilling over the table
Fucking disgusting.

Whatever I want. No go to, no rules. For the last two months or so, it's been a big bowl of Life cereal with whole milk.

You must be fat eating that

Everyday off the roach coach for free.
>Construction fag