ITT - foods that you could literally eat a million of

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>ITT
>Food that would kill you after a single bite

Or just olives

If I end up on a death row , my final meal would be a grapefruit, an orange and a clementine

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>last meal
>end up getting a shitty one that isn't ripe enough and has no flavor

You better revise your plan and ask for 20 of each.

You're alright.

lumpia

mozzarella sticks
fried raviolis
buffalo wings
crab rangoons

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You got a lump in your ass.

Completely agree. I have a 3 pound jar from Costco that I snack on all day

Deviled eggs. Boy would I die fast.

french fries
crinkle cut in particular but any will do

steamed broccoli with butter.

shit didnt mean to reply to you

objectively fucking kill yourself

you'd literally die of a heart attack before you come anywhere close to a million.

Smokehouse almonds

muthafuckin PIZZA ROLLS

Couscous granules

Pigs in a blanket and deviled eggs. I have made just these two things for dinner on occasion.

nice trips.
You want your last meal to be weird enough so that they'll talk about you for years.

So get a box each of oranges, clementines and grapefruit and eat the whole lot in one sitting with a fork and knife.

Burgers. If I couldn't get full, if I wouldn't get fat, if I had the money, I would sit around eating burgers, fries and drinking soda all day

If we assume you mean during my life and not at once then:

Sweetbreads.

Morels.

Kimchi fried rice.

Kroppkakor.

Eel.

Blackberries.

Cloudberries.

Lingonberries.

Eggs benedict.

Norwegian eggs benedict.

Cured Salmon.

Halibut.

Keema mattar.

Asparagus.

Corn on the cob with butter.

Liver paté.

Creamed pigs' kidney stew with rice.

Sea urchin sushi.

Avocado.

Mayo.

Mustard.

Swedish meatballs with cream sauce.

Cold Mozarella cheese with some black pepper.

Ragú a la Milanese (none of that boring shitty bolognese crap).

Blinis with roe and sour cream.

and, for some odd reason:
Mini corn dogs. can't get enough. I need help.

I don't know what my theoretical limit on drinking horchata is, but I'd probably have severe diabetes afterwards.

Did a chocolate raisin touch you in your special no-no place?

Roquefort and Bread:

Would top that with some peat-smoked beer.

choc chip bikkies dunked in milk

sometimes i want to be bulimic :(

Probably chicken sandwiches from Jack in the Box, the dollar ones.

fried chicken (whoa when i did the recaptcha a pic of fried chicken showed up o.o)

thats some serious mfw shit man

Kore wa

So much this. My partners grandma makes deviled eggs and they are to die for.

When we go over there there's often a sneaky couple on the bench just for me. Yum

If only it were cheaper...

depends how big they are

>Corn is a spring roll
>ketchup on the side
>spring onion just sitting around not contributing to the snack
>dry shitty carrot slices for some reason

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these

never hade them with basil butter but i can promise you thats what im trying next time im eating corn on the cob

Fried chicken gizzards, hearts, and livers.

70% gizzards and hearts, 30% livers

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The humble combination of sweet biscuit to chocolate causes a wormhole to open up inside my gullet. Especially with tea or coffee.

Also I think Japan legalized adding cocaine to their chocolate. I hate Kit Kats but ate an entire bag of minis in Japan because of how different they tasted.

I could sure go for a million uncut cocks too.

It's not food per se but i could swallow a million cumshots and beg for more.

>Also I think Japan legalized adding cocaine to their chocolate
The only thing different in Japan's kit-kats is that they use actual sugar, senpai.

That must be it then.

Real sugar and the kitkats themselves are probably an eensie bit fresher, because the country is fucking tiny

Mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese biscuit

You going to swallow all thatgum, sweetheart?

What gum?

>biscuit

Oh you

>biscuit

Oh you.

>not eating superior Berner sausages
It's like want to live forever senpai

Cause they remind you of dicks, OP?

American detected.

Yeah, they remind me of your tiny dick.

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Are you autistic m9? Nobody cares

>eat a million mayonnaise

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Don't lie to yourself. You'd be half dead after 12 mozzarella sticks of any decent size or make.

Hazelnuts.

>every article of food in, on, or around a dish at any restaurant or stock photo in history has been strictly for eating and there has never existed such a thing as a garnish

i worked at a factory that made these

did not get sick of them, they're fucking goat

nigger detected

wish they sold tutku biscuits in uk desu

I ate 24 deviled eggs once. ONCE. NEVER AGAIN. I still love them though. If you crumble bacon on top it is god tier.

F A G L O R D

Huh, I just noticed it said "BUBBLEGUM FLAVORED tiny tasty chewy sweets." Is it like Nerds, then? Just with a different flavor?

they do though

why are these so good!

>McDonald's

Practically eaten a bag of it every day since 2011

it's nutella but crunchy so it's got texture i love it

any and all kinds of chinese food

With these Rocher you are really spoiling us!

youtube.com/watch?v=4P-nZZkQqTc

Tacos, ribs, chicken wings. I will go until there is nothing left.

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Basil leaves

Ruccola

Radishes

Marinated garlic

Chickpeas

Cumshots (maybe)

>biscuit
Oh you.

coat it with parmesan cheese, salt, and pepper, and then spread a bit of sour cream on it with some paprika

best corn on the cob you will ever had

This pizza. I have dreams about it.

It's what we call it in the states you smelly bong

Don't you faggots refer to it as a scone or someshit

Kek

This. OP, do you want to be a faggot for the rest of your life, or do you want to get into the Guinness Book?

Preferably different flavours so I don't get sick of them, but if I had honey garlic, I'd be fine.

What kind of dub' 'za is this?

Stuffed pizza from a place in MI