Panda Express introduces Fork/Chopstick hybrid

Try learning to use them before passing judgement.

How come everyone here on Veeky Forums tends to be so aggressive?

Because it's Veeky Forums, faggot. Maybe /r/food is more your speed.

I'm going there to spend my money because they have this.

That's not a good answer.
It's like going in the middle east and start fucking a goat because "duh it's the middle east"

Not even remotely similar, lad.

huh, then I don't get it.

No, what you're doing is like going to Iran and making out with a dude in public and then being surprised when you get stoned to death.

I remember when the guys who actually invented the chork were raising funds for it. Guess Panda Express put forth the dosh to back them. Good for those guys.
Unless someone else stole it and beat them to the punch. Then fuck whoever did that. Fuck them right up the arse with a big rubber dick.

>Fuck them right up the arse with a big rubber dick.
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There is nothing wrong with actual chopsticks, it's the big stick I'm supposed to burry deep in my asshole while telling everyone how great I am that I don't understand, if chopsticks didn't come with public anal masturbation it would be perfectly normal

>americans

>being this young
Shameful.

No
Its like going to the middle East and watching tons of Muslims raping goats to prepare them for Ramadan and because muhhad says women are the most disgusting animal of them all and complain even tho both Muslims and goats enjoy it

I like it.

Those have been around forever, it's not new, just new to Panda Express. I distinctly remember seeing some early ass episode of Friends where they were all eating chinese food with chopstick-forks.

Bullshit.
Name one Middle Eastern country where this is a common practice.

That shit has been going on in my country for at least 5 years and I live in a 3rd world shithole

Define 3rd world shithole. Where do you live?

>tfw the panda express here went out of business because the owner was a retard
I really miss that orange chicken.

Panda Express is underrated

It's pretty tasty

Pakistan.

Morocco

The orange chicken was the only reason to go there.

Morocco is not a Middle Eastern country, dipshit.

>tso good

Not as clever as "miso tasty"

Ask the school board to fire your teachers.

Because we hate you, fucknugget.

>this thread

Ever hear the expression "When in Rome, do as the Romans do"?

Whenever those rapist keep coming from to live in Sweden palaces

Fucking mudslime.

It's the exact fucking same thing dipshit, being aggressive is what we do here.

eating with sticks

Morocco is in North Africa you colossal cunt.

Not common, really, but it's certainly far from unheard of in Yemen.

I call it a fuckstick.

>Morocco
>Africa
>Being anything other than a land of human-on-animal rape, cannibalism and godless heathen
Try harder General Gobbldigook