That will be $100 plus tip!

>That will be $100 plus tip!

Piss off loser, get a real fucking job

Hurr! Let's pretend people ask for tips.

Derpy derpy derpity doo

> American waiters hovering over you every 2 seconds for a tip
> Not fucking annoying as shit

Try eating somewhere without a drive thru.

Try not eating at Applebees, you fucking passenger.

what is this crap

Real food

source?

Mexicans!

Looks like one of those high-class minimalist restaurants where you're moreso paying for the privileged of going their than the actual food

What happened to lurking before posting on a board you know fuck all about?

Like what? Smearing food on a table?

>only $100
That's a great deal

How else would you end a tasting menu like theirs? It has to be a grand flourish.

*I make eye contact with an intensity that forces him to submit*
Heh, you want a tip?
*without waiting for a response I pull my atheist piggy bank from my fanny pack"
Then a tip you shall have.
*I smirk while unscrewing the trilby from my piggy bank to access the bounty within*
Here's your tip: Never ask a gentleman for his hard earned allowance.
*I begin to pelt him with loose change faster than the eye can see*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
*he flails beneath my intense assault as women nod approvingly in my direction*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
*I finish and 360 walk away*
Keep the change.

It died around the time shitposting became "funny" instead of frowned upon

Shitposting has always been funny. At the least it's been funny since I started browsing in '09. If you come onto Veeky Forums for serious discussion then you should reevaluate your life.

That's nice, now where's the rest of my fucking meal.

This arrives after 14 courses.

do you accept bubble money?

>since I started browsing in '09
newfag git out

American waiter/beggars are the worst.

Can't wait till they all get replaced by automation.

>Desert at Jackson Pollock's house

Without the saucepainting, it's a couple candies and starbursts

Also, I don't want to eat off of a dirty table. May as well paint this meal directly on the floor

>Alinea
>$100

topkek

what restaurant is this???

>May as well
Thank you for being a rare, intelligent person.

>literally read the post above yours you imbecile

Fuck off.

I think you are paying for the privilege of severely pissing off a KP on minimum wage

What do you think this is, 2007? Get real buddy.

Honestly, if you don't even recognize the Alinea dessert, which is posted here every other day, you probably have nothing to contribute to Veeky Forums and shouldn't be posting.

Nice opinions buddy, but you are trying way too hard.

post moar food wankery

>Keep the change you filthy animal

This thread is trying way too hard.

I would like to pay in like kind and scatter a load of coppers and loose changes around on the table. Then rip up the lowest bank note denominator I have and scatter it over it.

It's literally just smeared sauce and a few sweeties scattered on a table. The presentation isn't even that fantastic either.