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>eating granpa's meatballs
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Looks sad desu

I bought some matcha granola yesterday. truly a delicious breakfast.

Why

Why

At least it's better than grandpa's whiskeycheese (a real thing here)

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I had a package of Scooby doo fruit snacks

You're a worthless piece of shit and I hope you die the most painful way possible

Meh I had two sandwiches an hour ago

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Made these the other, pretty good imo

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Home fries are the best, those look nice and crisp around the edges too.

I like to fry mine with a bit of bacon grease.

those looks good as hell.
recipe?

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Maybe a bit late and while I have no recipe for home fries I do have some tips.
-Parboil your diced potatoes
-If you don't want to parboil at least rinse them of starch until the water runs clear
-Use a medium to medium low heat, patience yields a fluffy interior, crispy exterior
-Flip often
-If you aren't worried about fat you can occasionally dot the tops of the frying mass with small cubes of butter and let them melt through to the bottom
-"Smash" them a small bit with the flat of a spatula to create a bit of texture. Don't over do this though. I like about a fourth of them to be broken apart but not like mashed potatoes.
-Most importantly, be patient. If they aren't getting as crisp as you like, I'd suggest just waiting rathering than cranking up the heat.