You made it

>You made it

What is the first you do ?

buy a solid gold rolex and smash it

10 more episodes

rent out a place near some forest for a year and record a black metal album

Fuck my girl in a skyrise. Her big tits pressed against the window at daytime.

vadim?

Escort.

A hot meal.

>What is the first you do ?
shitpost on biz

I'll buy a Ferrari 458 Italia and a Rolex Daytona.

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Post a screenshot of my gains on biz.

your mother, nigger.

Buy the most expensive whiskey and drink myself to death

You can have that being poor

kidnap the mangaka that made berserk and make him finish it and buy an anime studio and make the anime

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Go NEET for a year that's my dream

Get a full health check up and I mean the works: full blood/urine/feces analysis, cat scans, EKG, EEG, and a full genetic screening. Then pay for a nutritionist a hollywood-type personal trainer and get ripped.
If you don't spend top dollar on your health then you're retarded imo

At last

Split half of my earnings equally among my family and keep the other half for myself.

>inb4 keep the whole thing and abandon your family

Some of us aren't niggers and actually care about our families.

buy more cindicator

How do you go about doing this?

Take my dad out for a nice dinner.

Dump like 50k on renovating my parents house

Buy parents out of mortgage, give them some money to do work on the house and travel, give my sister some money, take female hormones to see whether they make me any happier and live like a NEET for a year or two

quit my job

quit my job, dumbass

Buy a penthouse in Amsterdam, throw a couple parties. Lots of cocaine

Pay off debts and mortgage for the small home I currently own. Build a diversified portfolio of dividend yielding stocks and index funds. Take the other half and begin buy small single family rental homes in my local area.

buy 5 gram of ketamine, 2 gram of coke, Some acid, mescaline, shitload if alcochol and have a fucking good time clubbing in berlin, i mean, i would go for days

also, rent out a stripclub with friends and fuck em all

this without the female hormones

>implying “making it” is a single event
That isn’t how it works. Most of the time, anyway. Making it is a process that occurs over generally long periods of time. You won’t know you’ve made it until you’re already there, at which point there is no first thing to do. There is only whatever you had planned for tomorrow.
That being said, fat fucking cigar.

Google is your friend. These types of services are pretty common. Just look up "Full health assessments in [your city here]" and check what kind of tests they offer.

uninstall Veeky Forums from my pc and never come back at this shithole

how much is making it? i cant live off of 1 million for the rest of my life. if i could i would already retire. i would want 10k a month minimum at house paid off.

Literally a great idea

The pain, nervousness, patience, and sadness it has taken to make it.

Never work a job again, spend my days playing video games and board games.

Fine 2 chicks at the same time on a pile of money.

5 grams of ketamine and only 2 grams of coke?
You need way more coke to go on for days.

>What is the first you do ?
Put my money in safer assets than crypto

checked, smart reply.
I would book a flight to New Zeland for traveling.

Buy a house on the hills and move to cali

So basically I would buy a small farm, get some extra kids. Act like a red neck all day

Seriously, I'm gonna divest and take a nice long nap.

Get really fit, open a hostel in my capital city, and cum inside as many sexy young backpackers as I can before I die.

Figure out how to cash out really big amounts

give away all my belongings and start over somewhere new

Unironically Fuck yeah man

>using your cryptos to fund your creative projects
That's the exact same thing I wanna do too

Go out to the nicest restaurant in my city alone. Order the most expensive bottle of red wine and a nice juicy steak. Shitpost on Veeky Forums the whole time while stuffing my face. Give the waiter a $500 tip and leave.

So crypto success=more shitty one man blackmetal bands? Well its not the worst thing that could happen

Do that before you make it. Already try to get a higher tier on coinbase right now. You know how volatile crypto is.

I look at my portfolio
and all my coins are green
I've known it all my life
I made it (x2)
I used to post about
the life I'm living now
I know that there's no FUD
I made it (x2)
known from the website where no one believed in me
but I never gave up the fight
ya, but now I'm on top
I told you to buy the dip (dip!)
now money's falling from the sky-y-y-y-y
I made it

I'll join you, we'll go to amsterdam afterwards. I'll just tell my girlfriend to live at her parents for a week and we'll hit up some degenerate techno parties

there is no single "you made it" point. it's a ladder with many steps. I guess at the top I would have enough money in different assets that give me guaranteed returns which are enough to live till I die.

If it was one special coin that made me rich i would make a thread with a picture of my lambo and then mock the people that didnt buy it. There is so much things i would do that it would take me years to write it all down

ITT: Brainlets

Reinvest into assets giving you cash-flowd

pay off my mother's mortgage so she can retire

Throw some into LINK just for the lulz, book go chill at the beach thinking about life, browse biz

Hire someone to come clean my house so I don't have to. Other than that, not much change. I've got a fucking fun job, amazing wife, and live in a mountain town.

posted this in a similar thread

but literally comfy area or gated community with a view, and have an art studio to paint in

Screenshot of blockfolio and an email to my parents that the need not worry anymore.

Probably fap

let's say crypto gives you a million dollar profit, what is the best way to reinvest that money?

Quit my job.
Trade in my old 4runner for a CPO (2015+) Ford F-250 Super Duty Lariat or maybe Platinum, in silver. Crew cab standard bed.
Trade in my wife's Cruze for a CPO (2014+) Subaru Legacy Limited.
Find a decent realtor to help me get some good rental properties.
Then since I won't have to work again I'll help my pack rat parents clean up their damn house.

You're going to fuck all your friends? In a rented out strip club? Chase your dreams, I guess...

laugh at all my coworkers and naysayers