Chicken Tenders Fire

Does someone have to die before we do something about these Chicken Tenders?

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that's why i piss in the sink

We become the tenders

You will never stop the Tendie Uprising

brb getting my daily 10D's as we speak

What a life it would be,
If you could come to mine for tea,
I'll pick you up at half past three,
We'll have some TENDIES!

What the fuck?
So you have a pan thats on fire, throw on some gloves, pick it up and put it in the sink.
How the hell can this burn and entire house down?

>How the hell can this burn and entire house down?

Because the retard didn't extinguish the fire in a safe manner. He threw water into the pan which made the burning oil instantly splatter. Now instead of a having a fire in the pan, he's got burning oil scattered all over the kitchen, on the wall, etc, etc.

Wow what a waste of GBP.

I wonder how many good boy points he lost for the tendies and the house

What happens when you don't have home insurance? Do you get stuck with that debt for burning the house down?

Mommy probably spanked him for being naughty!

Yes. Luckily most people have a mortgage and the bank forces morons to get insurance.

General Tso said:
"Those who eat chicken tendies should not be allowed in the kitchen"

Bank requires insurance so no.
If owned outright then, you take the loss

General Tso's chicken is basically chicken nuggets in spicy sauce so he has no room to talk here.

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WE WUZ TENDIEZ

>Mom of the year
>Son is literally a good boy greentext story
something doesn't add up

Someone post that porno webm of the milf talking about gpb and tendies, I need it.

>17 years old
>throws water on grease fire
What a retard.

Spoken like an oldfag.

Seriously though, what else are you going to do with those pesky tenders?

In college my roommate and I pissed in the sink every day. Fuck walking all the way down to the bathroom when we have a perfectly good sink right there. What even is the difference between a sink and a urinal anyway?

He`s a nigger, what do you expect

>Singleton
>tendies
>doesn't know about greasefires
Honestly?
r9k degenerate destined to live/die alone

>that pic
Future astronaut?