You're fixing a food for a US presidential candidate.
What do you prepare, for whom, and why?
NOTE this is NOT a who you're voting for thread.
Rather, it's a food matches candidate thread.
For example, I'd grill a bison burger for Teddy Roosevelt were he running right now.
Nicholas Harris
I want to make reubens for me and Bernie Sanders to eat.
Evan Adams
Pizza bread and hot dogs for my boy Kasich.
Daniel Long
I'mma cook Carnitas with Potatoes Bravas and some Paella for Mr. Trump. Why? Because he loves hispanic food, of course.
Brody Johnson
I'm gonna have to consult my friend who's a prison chef and get a prison food recipe to feed Clinton. Just to prepare her for where she's going, y'know?
Jackson Morris
I'd fry some chicken for Trump and make sure table service has the proper utensils set.
Hudson Edwards
I'd prepare her ass for the slammer, if you know what I mean.
John Rodriguez
FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON FOR OBAMA
Mason Martinez
Spicy vegetarian curry with rice, and ice water. French vanilla ice cream for dessert.
This is for both candidates.
Juan Morales
Arsenic and Lysergic Acid Diphenhydramine.
Carson Young
I'm not fucking voting for Shillary. I see through your subtle thread.
Easton Watson
Mini finger foods for Trump
Caleb Hernandez
>I'd grill a bison burger
I stovetop cooked bison burgers today, people often talk about how much leaner it is than beef but I had tons of fat dripping out of mine.
Charles Jones
Hempseed salad for Bernie Capuchin monkey hands, soup, for Trump(small hands) Naked Sushi, served on Monica Lewinski, for Hillary
Matthew Sullivan
>You're fixing a food for a US presidential candidate.
What an interesting prompt.
I'd pick GWB - the president of my late teens/early twenties, even if I didn't like his policies.
He was a very "I'd like to grab a beer with him" kind of everyman, so I'm thinking something that goes well with beer. That gets me to pot roast with plenty of leeks and onions, served with mashed potatoes and a wheat ale on the side.
Jason Jenkins
Why would I fix food? Is it broken?
Aaron White
GWB was a sober alcoholic, so he didn't drink
Brandon Wright
pork, for every single one. There is something i have to make sure of
Charles Price
I don't know how he pulled off the whole "Everyman" thing. He's an up east elite who's grandfather attempted a fascist overthrow of the Roosevelt administration and was a known Nazi sympathizer. His dad was head of the CIA before running for president. Hardly an Everyman.
Christopher Jenkins
I'd fix a nice Cincinnati Chili with Alot of Hot sauce for HRC, Since she told blacks she love it so much.
And maybe a Virgin Caesar as an appetizer to Trump with a Floater for dessert, since we all know Trump doesn't drink alcohol.
Hawaiian Pizza for Obama,
And Skittle wings for Vermin Supreme.
Tyler Gomez
Ahahaha wow, you're hilarious!
Nathaniel Hall
Make sure the Coke's not Diet though.
Julian Collins
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Levi Stewart
beer and nachos with my man Gerry Ford while we watch Michigan kick OSU's ass at football
Aiden Rodriguez
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Christopher Harris
That's what he said.
Drinking WMDs. Mission Accomplished.
Ryder Brooks
Holy Cow, user. Thanks for sharing someone off my radar screen!