ITT: Try and write a better flash fiction piece. 12 words max

It's suggesting the couple had a misscarriage and it's by Hemmingway so it's automatically canon

In the world of the babies, the person with the unworn baby shoes is king.

That's actually better

baby sheep, never shorn

For bale: crops to reap, never corn.

No fail: Chaos 2, fippin' sworn.

Midway upon the journey of our life,
I found myself within a forest dark.
For the unworn baby shoes had been lost.

Retard

So what, Hemingway lived in a town where there wasn't a shoemaker, didn't he? So, in a town where baby shoes were just passed down generation by generation or traded families once a child grew out of them, unworn baby shoes would clearly have been a luxury. Is this really a "story" at all? I'm not getting much out of it at all.

For male: baby shoos, never born.

Tagline for condoms or something.

"ughh ughhh ughh!!!" Screamed Ling Ling riding on /fit's large dick.

I like it

Buying: Baby shoes, must've been worn more than once.

It's not even by Hemingway you FUCKING RETARD

Suck. My.Dingus.

Why write a story in 12 words, I thought, it's fucking stupid!

for sale: lady poos, forever corn

For sale: baby, never worn.

Four snails: a votre goût, not newborn

kek

Baby for sale: never worn shoes.

INTREPIDNESS

"I am so sorry..."
"I forgive you."

condom wrapper, never torn

14 April 1912
Tell Margaret I said hello.

Buy: One gf.

In the presence of the Dark, only then I saw what a lie the Light was.

Perfect gf, hazel eyes: never born.

There's no sea of people on the deck.

White Bois Trying To B Deep On Veeky Forums Makes Me Sad (Damn...)

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning.

The nigger spat: They rode on, ye.

ehehe

made me laugh desu

My dick.

Sea green eye's.
Salty reflection--
Four squirmy feet--
They're dead inside.

"..not what it looks like" she gasped

For sale: rare pepe, never seen

Banana and coffee for breakfast. But today there is no banana!

saved

"See you soon!" I muttered. Tombstones seldom respond.

I would never hit you mom
- his suicide note

for sale: baby limbs, never used

for sale: Yeezy SS16, like new

We discovered lust and ecstasy only i would enjoy.

how do you shout a mutterance?

I am hearing impaired

I can't love you enough for the both of us

Sorry, I'll write louder.

:(

Are you people actually this retarded

she was a fine sister but smelled faintly like cat piss

For sale: perfect bait, never posted

For sale: baby, moderately worn

I walked into my room and there was a sinewy ebony form thrusting atop my wife.

Tombstone: One Year

cite your sources

Baby baby: baby baby, baby baby

Goodbye friend, I knew you, yet you didn't know me.

Wholesale.
Maybe Shoes?
Quoth the Baby
"Nevermore"

Black daddy: dead baby, fucking whore.

Parents gone
Dogs gone
Happiness gone
Life stays
Such is living

A free burrito.
Excitement.
A rumbling.
And then a burn.

>have baby shower
>gifted two pairs of the same shoes
>fuck it, sell them
spooky

kek

He walked into the living room, and died!

Dog's first walk since surgery
I trip
And yank his neck

I had a dog and a wife. Now I have a pizza.

Pretty good, but you could take out I muttered

Rip

Again failing to write something deep. Doomed to always be a neet.

I'm crying that's so fucking hilarious. Thank you. Your creativity is legend.

I try very hard, my only reward: ETSUBATSU

Bad simply for the sake of it being used so often.

Oh right, no legs.

For sale: baby ewes, never shorn

He showered. then he shat.

Three ribs, thirty fries, one pepsi, 1348 counts, 10mL midazolam

Motivation drawn from releifs
taken after close calls means
empty fueling.

I scream,
you scream,
we all scream,
for ice cream.

A mute stepped on man's shoe, but the man stepped back, and situation was defused.

Northern Ohio Rural Water even, Seoul baby: leas rod.

"I can't get it up!"
"This is a blessing, young man, in a public urinal."

He stepped once on Tyrone's J's; now he can't walk at all.

>15 words

Smoke escaped along her soul

John, an unsuccesful anarchist, breaks only very small rules.

...

Damn user

that was something

unlike my gf :(