>be me
>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser loner autist
>have job in London with a contract ending in April and will have to move back in with parents if I fail to get a job
>have graduate assessment centre tomorrow
>involves interview and i always sperg out at those
>have gone through the usual cycles of worry, confidence that I will do well, then crushing apathy in the time beforehand and a realisation that I can never succeed in normie dominated environments
>failed over 40 previous job interview processes
>not posh or extroverted enough to do well- candidates I meet are all posh as fuck normie clones and the interviewers are their slightly older clones
>get demoralised seeing Chads and Staceys get everything handed to them
>spent my bank account's last £2 on coffee and plan to binge on junk food tomorrow when I get paid
Be me
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fuck you faggot, you make drinking coffee out in the town alone sound like a loser thing
I like doing this, it's good to get out of the house and I can read about shitcoins and investing on my smartphone there and plan my next moves. Plus I love coffee.
cool story bro. invest in prl
Become a norman
You could get a job, you're just fucking picky and don't want to do anything that isn't a cushy easy job. Kys faggot.
also
>not being posh
That feel when they taught us the Received Pronunciation accent at uni.
t. Pole
Londonbro, what is your endgame with these posts? Why do you keep posting them? Why do you treat biz like your own personal blog?
Read loads of books about History , Politics and Investing - this way you'll sound smart and you'll be able to add to group discussions.Get down to sub 12% body fat. Get a really neat hair cut that would fit a CEO or lawyer , and then save up to buy a suit , just one, to have tailored.
Practice the top ten most common interview questions until they become second nature and then just keep applying for new roles.
I'd look into IT, Data science or if you are not skilled enough in these areas you could get get a graduate law degree and become a London Solicitor.
Stay strong bro
invest in crypto get rich
Thats a lot of work, no way fag. Staying NEET.
Programmer here.
Data Scientists are a great job because you are usually positioned between the C level gang and Engineers.
This means you are worth a lot to the C level but never really have to perform beyond reporting.
As long as your math is sound you never have to worry about getting shit wrong.
Of course never fucking say anything I said in my post to anyone at your job or you will fuck up the system.
Also chill the fuck out youtube.com
where to go to read about shit coings?
Join the Army faggot.
stop living in your head, user
less internet, fretting about chad and stacy
more books
Learn COBOL and SQL faoogt
Do you think normies talk about history, politics or economics? Lol
They only talk about their insignificant lives and other people's lives. Most of them are fucking boring and reading won't help you socialising with them. If you read, do it for self-improvement
Holy shit homie you need to while the fuck out ... Fuck what your parents think and do some ganstershit ... Join the mob or something nothing is worse then your current position.. seek wisdom and transformation for most
Move out of london. Come up north t countryside, or move to Canada, BC. Less niggers, more forrests, temperate climate, space to be free.
cool story bro. invest in prl
why?
what Jobs are available there ?
That last sentence is why you are where you are at you fat autistic faggot
Stop eating shit and spending like a retard take some initiative
go to bed brit/pol/ guy
not doing yourself any favours