Is healthy eating a meme?

Is healthy eating a meme?

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Brussel sprouts are pretty bad if they're cooked incorrectly. Nothing to gag over, however.

to be honest they probably shouldn't have given her brussel sprouts straight up.

if she likes cheesey potatoes maybe she would've liked cheesy brocc
or fried kale chips
or corn and carrots with garlic salt

>meanwhile in america.webm

I can't imagine the stench this bitch gives off from only eating cheesy potatoes

I'll never be able to comprehend the people who eat a small side salad and nothing else.

I try that and I'm still hungry an hour later.

Because TLC requires comical overreactions of everything.

>this used to be The Learning Channel

Yes it is. Every morning for breakfast I go to McCDonald's an get two sausage burritos, a mcgriddle, three hash browns, and a large coke, then I wash that down with coffee, donuts and a half a pack of cigarettes. For lunch I make myself a whole bag of frozen french fries in my home deep fryer, then fix myself two cheese and bacon stuffed hamburgers with buttered rolls and deep fried onion straws and extra mayo. To drink I have a large extra sweet tea and two glasses of chocolate milk. For dinner I eat an 18 oz steak, with a side of butter-seared shrimp, and mashed potatoes with extra gravy. To drink I have four beers, and a shot of whisky. For desert I have a peanut butter chocolate milkshake made with cookie dough ice cream and oreos for dipping. I then end the night with a cigar, only to put on some dioterent and swig some vodka around in my mouth to clean it only to wake up and do the same thing the next day. I don't wash my clothes, don't really shower, never washed my hands, and the most exercise I do is walk up the stairs to my kitchen. I have been doing this for 13 years, and I am 6'2 and 145lbs and in the best shape of my life.

Memes aside, I love McDonalds hash browns and I'm not even sure why.

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.