What does Veeky Forums think of this pizza?

What does Veeky Forums think of this pizza?

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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

looks about right.

>Winecoolers

Instant white trash. DEATH TO WHITE AMERICA FUCK WHITE TRASH.

It looks like it was cooked by somebody who was molested by uncrispened cheese when they were little.

Ah, a well-done 'za.

A Veeky Forums classic, meant for training the cheek and jaw muscles.

The seasonings on top help to compliment the caramelized cheese and tomato sauce around the edges.

The crust, a superb golden color on top that darkens towards the bottom, a perfect indicator for the inside texture.

Finally, the only thing on top of the cheese: pepperoni. You don't need much when you're cooking at home.

looks slightly overdone, but i'd eat it.

>tripfag
>ancient misc memes

Yeah, you're a faggot.

>mfw there is a place called Pizza Hat that exists

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Cut off the crust and dip it in some mayo edible.

Copying images and phrase from Veeky Forums posts does not make you fit in. Your and idiot.

>Your and idiot

lol

lol at this phantasy tour edit on the real deal.

>ph

never my bro

Needs anchovies.

Also, looks dry and is making my lips dry and blister just looking at it.

Could use some tomato slices

Don't forget the olives.

Whole olives though.

Fine by me.

Makes me sad. Reminds me of when my folks were poor and getting a frozen pizza from Aldi's was considered a treat. Sometimes it'd accidentally get burned like that - probably from not letting thaw out first.

I've got a canker sore, but I'd probably eat it. Waste not want not.

Looks good and now I'm hungry.

classic pizza congelée brûlée

You're not supposed to thaw frozen pizza

Burnt shit how do people eat that garbage

I read all this out loud in a slavic accent, made more sense that way.

not a pizza
thisis a pie

Looks tasty!

none for me, thanks

OP you cooked it for too long.
I'd still eat it, provided the crust is not a damn rock at this point.

If it had nothing on it but cheese it would okay even if it's overcooked.

Mehpperoni

let's eat this thing.

Love PT

Looks under cooked

If a pizza could die then it would be dead.

One of my fondest memories from being an overweight teenager is eating a whole burnt pizza every Saturday afternoon. Who else Tony's?

Great 'go 'za

Chad would not approve

lel

Looks good, burnt frozen pizzas are GOAT.

This reminds me of my grandma; she was a goat tier cook but just couldnt into baking frozen pizzas w/o burning them. Guess it was just too easy & plebian?

>ordering your pizza well done

medium at the most, pleb