Who /fapsandjustputspenisbackintounderweardrippingwithcum/ here?

who /fapsandjustputspenisbackintounderweardrippingwithcum/ here?

>his cum doesn't shoot out cleanly
Get some exercise. Eat properly.

>Get some exercise. Eat properly.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for me it shoots out just on and below my belly button, I'm not super fit but I do lfit weights occasionally

Oh yeah I read that book too!

I've personally created an efficient process of directing it all onto my hand, which I can then quickly direct to a nearby water fountain with my pants still down and dick still out. I then (because I usually do it on the toilet) use toilet paper to clean off any remnants from my dong and pull up my pants, clean and satisfied.

Me too

Veeky Forums is truly the best it's ever been rn

>he doesn't shoot it into his mouth for a healthy snack

>ejaculate on passerby
>go to jail

fuck modern society

Too difficult to aim while in said state.

You're not very flexible.

>masturbating
W E A K

>not having perfect cock-hand-mouth control
Must be virgin in here

who /nofap/ here

yo

I recently made it a couple of months before blowing all over my sheets in my sleep.

I actually did this for like 2 months, then once every other week.

Now I'm on 3 times a days ;_;

>ejaculate
>don't have any piss to blast out the remainder of the cum in my urethra
>have to endure the sticky and wet sensation of it slowly leaking into my underoos

does your gf jerking you into her mouth count?

that doesn't count, thats your prize for nofap

does your gf jerking me off into her mouth count? :^)

remember when you were a kid and thought pee was the only thing that came out of your wiener?

That was only until the first time I pissed blood.

lol same

Sorry to hear that brother, never happened to me

dude I did the weirdest shit when I was a kid. so when I first started getting boners and shit, I would like the feeling but not really know what it was so I would get these two fucking power ranger action figures and make them try to "fight" my boner in these contrived battle scenes because I realized that when I would touch it, it would feel good. I would bring these fucking power rangers into the sheets at night and have a flashlight and literally pretend to make them fight my dick for hours on end before I went to sleep it was the weirdest shit

everyone did that. you're not special you fucking millennial.

I figured out masturbation almost immediately. You guys are tards.

I remember the first time when cum actually came out when I jerked off, it was a terrifying experience.

First time I came I thought it was the lotion that had melted and gone into my urethra and then spilt back out.

I was born masturbating, idiot.

I remember getting semi-boners as early as fucking Grade 3 man, and I knew how to work them too. I used to rub my wiener on the side of my thigh where the skin on skin was really smooth and I would actually climax. No cum or even precum, just a clean getaway each and every time. Those were the days.

I did this at home, in class, even in fucking church once or twice. I think the adults noticed me playing around in my pants with my face all red a few times and got weirded out but I really didn't give a damn about them.

Are you me? ;_;

well its not that weird because it happened to me too, i got my first pube in 4th grade, and i remember almost asking my teacher why my wiener would get hard sometimes

Are you kidding? 3 times a day is little baby numbers, I was pulling that off when I was 12.

>i never unwittingly jerked off with an electric back massager in front of my grandpa when I was 7

yeah but would you fight your boners with power rangers?

mfw i saw porn really early and wondered why i couldnt make myself jizz

Nothing will ever compare to the first time i came, it was god tier, never been that good again cuz its happened every day for the past 8 years since then,

The first time I had a legitimate cumshot actually coincided with the first time I jerked off to a genuine porn video. It was like I reached a whole new level entirely, finally seeing for myself what this penis into the vagina shit was all about. I was kind of hunched over so it damn near hit my chest. That was one hell of a fap, I'll tell ya.

Nothing really compared to it until the first time I stuck the handle of a vibrating electric razor up my ass in the shower a few years later. That was like an adrenaline shot for my cock.

>File: le exasperated communist.jpg

It's like a drug addition: the first high is always the best.

The first time I came I got tingles all through my legs. That has never happened since.

I just cum on the floor and clean it out with cum covered papers or cum covered socks. Sometimes i just use my shirts, and then i put my shirt on, before i go to work (i don't really work.) Before, before i masturbate again. And then, I clean the semen away swiping the cum covered socks onto the floor, and the tip of my penus, however they don't work as well if the cum on them is still fresh. Not to worry though, just remove the excess cum on your wall, it dries quickly. I have white walls, empty walls. I used to have a Chihuahua, but that's a different story.

you guys need nofap