Can u be a conservative republitard an still like literature! lol I think they r too dumb and religious to like...

why?

Hegelian retard alert

Don't listen to hegelians

Level 1:
>Sincere leftist expressing genuine opinion
Possibility: Impossible

Level 2:
>Dishonest conservative posing as unintelligent leftist to troll internet forum
Possibility: Low, as most Veeky Forums users are intelligent enough to see past this level of obviousness

Level 3:
>Sneaky liberal posing as an ineffective conservative troll
Possibility: High

Level 4:
>??? posing as a liberal pretending to be a conservative troll
Possibility: very low, but plausible

I feel like OP just inadvertently proved the thing he was saying ironically.

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conservative republitard making a funny shit post: possipility: 6 gorillion

"most Veeky Forums users are intelligent"

-- Poster No.8011630

I think you ironically just proved the thing OP was saying inadvertantly

>alt-right is edgy kids
>I would be a libertarian but the other kids push me down in the sandbox.

looool u stupid liberaaal I kno it's fashionable to hate western civilization and cultr but u should kno about Ayn Rand and the bible(it's literature) hhah

I don't know anymore

How many layers of irony are you all on right now?

Science is my god

Give me John Stewart

Give me Bill Nye

Maybe its time for us to go to sleep, forever

There's plenty of good conservative writers...

name 4

Protip u can't

>the philosophy nerds always make fun of them
The philosophy nerds are usually self-righteous Marxists who have been conditioned by career academic parasites into believing anything that threatens their cushy union salaries is literally Hitler.

my negro kevin o leary

Jules Verne, George Orwell, Alduous Huxley, Philip K. Dick, all of them wrote about socialist dystopias, nigger are u fucking retaredd

Nah I've got a life to live and ironic/sincere dichotomies to transcend

Literally none of those guys were conservatives and Orwell was a fucking socialist you dumbo

stop getting trolled, dumbass

Haha I caught u in my irony becuz I was the one who wus trolling I KNEW you would catch my bait

fuck all this
shit

Yeah go take your big brother and your big government elsewhere, you got some major problems to sort out, like the goyim ya feel?

>goyim

More like Gotemmmm deez nuts!

Level 0:
>Has lost all direction in life and wouldn't even consider themselves of nihilist because of the associations. Holds no sincere believes anymore and shitposts to pass the time
Possibility: yeah

im black too btw

They would be considered neoreactionary racist sexist anti-SJW nazis by today's standards.

yes, but the SJW only judges the historical person by how 'progressive' they were relative to their era's status quo

"Yes, Orwell liked firearms. But he lived in an ignorant age, and besides, they didn't have assault weapons back then. The more important thing is that he was anti-imperialism, which makes him progressive for his time."

Something like that.

I've literally seen Orwell and Huxley likened to paranoid, conservative tea-party extremists these days.

Well they were virulent transphobes who adamantly refused to acknowledge the struggle of transpeople

>hey didn't have assault weapons back then.

Not even SJWs are that stupid. Every one learns in HS about the importance of the machine gun in WWI and just about everyone has their obsessed-with-WWII phase.

In Orwell's case it's because he was a closeted genderfluid

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>just about everyone has their obsessed-with-WWII phase.

I haven't had one

I find WW2 extremely boring to read about. The only England I care about was largely dead before that war began.

haha nerd

The worst b8 posts are the ones where OP makes it excessively obvious that it's b8, either by writing it in some intentionally dumb vernacular or by posting pepe.
It's like making a sarcastic statement and then holding up a sign saying "i'm being sarcastic" because you're too much of an apporval-hungry cunt to take the marginal risk that people will actually take you seriously. Child-tier irony. Pathetic.

Okay, but it's anyway extremely problematic

hey uhh can you explain what's wrong with the image.jpg filename

I think he means that it is a sign that OP is browsing Veeky Forums on mobile. I don't know what that would imply though.

you fell for the hidden bait. see

haha i love how i met your mother

He caught you

It means they're browsing on an iPhone. Likely in Starbucks.

religious ppl are dumb and so are u /thread

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