Pleb's Kitchen late nite sunday edition

Hello and welcome to Pleb's Kitchen and drinking! Brought to you today by Widmer and cleaning out my crumb tray.

Apologies for the delayed timestamp, my internet decided to shit itself just as I started

Tonight: my all-american general tso's chicken

what are these threads

im ready

>chicken
>broccoli
>peanuts
>corn (baby)
>flouer
>sugar
>cornstarc
>chili oil
>chili flake
>fish sauce
>soy sauce
>rive wine vinegar
>sesame oil
>harlic powder
If these (minus the corn i guess) are not staples in your kitchen consider sudoku

not pictured: rice and fry oil of your choice

this was as far as i got before my net came back

flour, cornstarch, garlic powder and salt for chicken breading

Bad news kids. The chicken smells like ass. Thanks Grocery Outlet.

Please wait warmly while i defrost some freezerburnt thighs

also i forgot my name

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i wish i knew the sekrit brown sauce recipe from chicken with broccoli

You offering me something user?

Fun fact: I have eaten Panda Express twice and it ranks both in the top 5 and bottom 5 Americanized Chinese eating experiences I've ever had. Different locations do wonders.

This is taking awhile. i put on the rice.
How are you all tonight?

Either some old cucumbers last night or some bad shrimp earlier today has given me the runs.

weird, I'm constipated for a few days now and just did my guaranteed routine for poops

1 cup water with a scoop of miralax mixed in
some kimchi
some homemade yogurt with 5 apricots mixed in
a cup of prune juice 1 hour after drinking the water

I'm sorry about your respective bowel problems, anons.

Chicken has been cut into uniform pieces and the oil is heating up

welp enough shenangans. time for the final prodouct

Someone post the Ja/ck/ General Tso webm.

Make some webms, pleb.

abandon sheep

I'd need to take a bunch of individual videos and edit them together. Sounds like work.
Also how about you not post that guy.

Anyway, I add the broccoli and peanuts now in a can of chicken broth, as well as the sauce main components: sugar (a lot), soy and fish sauce, chili, vinegar.

Sorry for the delay, comcast fucked me again

the chicken turned out great btw

after the broccoli was warmed, i added cornstarch in water to thicken the sauce and the chicken and baby corn

Monitorin'. Looks nommy thus far.

I just know you started this thread just to show off your fucking spoon.

The final product. I would have added red die if I had any.

The broccoli is firmer than it looks. It's slightly less cloyingly sweet than your usual takeout and a lot less geatanous. The garliky chicken goes great with the sauce

(I wrote this like an hour ago, my internet just came back. This is gonna fuck with my plans to watch netflix till 41m... ;___;)

It's great, isn't it? My mom made it for me!

god dammit

It looks okay I guess.