So my girlfriend is lactose intolerant. The brew shop near me sells bags of lactose...

So my girlfriend is lactose intolerant. The brew shop near me sells bags of lactose. I was thinking of making something very high in sugar and using lactose for it as a trick. What food that would very sugary and would also normally be lactose-free can I make for this trick I'm going to play?

Your girlfriend is weak and her bloodline is weak enjoy your weak babys

Isn't poisoning people a felony?

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

It sure is my fat friend

you're an asshole. i hope your girlfriend finds someone better than you

Why are you poisoning her OP?

Why stop at lactose? Why not antifreeze? Or perhaps cyanide?

Shut up faggot

The brew shop doesn't sell either of these.

beta cuck

the majority of people in the world are lactose intolerant

Faggot

The majority of people are weak.

says the Auschwitz guest who couldn't deadlift a milk carton

>So my girlfriend is lactose intolerant.

Why are you dating a shitskin?

Just drop some Visine in her drink

for that general tso's chicken

Ah well if she's Asian then that is acceptable

holy shit you're a cunt user

>the majority of people in the world are lactose intolerant

the majority of people in the world are either slant eyes or poo in loos, that doesnt make it ok

>replacing sugar in a high-sugar dish
Wouldn't this be immediately obvious after one bite?

Lactose is a sugar

>>he doesn't realize that a chemical ending in -ose is a sugar

dextrose
sucrose
glucose
lactose

I hope she sharts in your face.

I just replaced the sugar in the sugar bowl with the lactose so she'll put it in her morning coffee.

Thanks for nothing Veeky Forums

OMG are you the fucking dude from /adv/ who told us that you poisoned your girlfriend "in the name of love" with milk because she went out for 4 hours with her friends?

Really? And it tastes the same? Then why do lactose-free milks taste different?

All of them taste different and have differing levels of sweetness (to the amount of 1x sweetness to 100x) so no it wouldn't work. Lactose is on the low end with around 20% the sweetness of regular sucrose

high fructose corn syrup

>he doesn't participate in pranks and hijinks with his gf

It seems people in this thread have a gross misunderstanding of what lactose intolerance and its consequences are.

don't ruin their ignorant bliss, tho. let 'em stay dumb so we can keep laughing at them.