ITT: Describe a book plot in the simplest way possible and anons have to guess what book it is

basically your pic, except it was a deer which grew a tree on its head

who the fuck hunt dogs after all

No, but same author.

Nope

The Grass Harp?

Bingo my man

youtube.com/watch?v=bhKmoI97X34

Could that have been easier?

>This house's hallway is really long.

A Farewell to Arms?

No, it was totally

No. I am OP and its actually The Grass Harp, fuck off

>A Farewell to Arms
yes friendo.

obv 2666

K I guessed this one right and OP's so I get to pose one:

>A 15 year old girl falls asleep for a hundred years. A man finds her, wakes her up, and makes her his sex slave.

Super lewd book btw.

An average man in Japan encounters cats, wells, trains, sex dreams, distant girlfriends, classical music, and ennui.

Is that "Lolita"? I have heard alot about it.

i chuckled

>Is that "Lolita"?
Yes

south of the border?

A man buys a house for a woman because she's beautiful and then learns she's a socialist cunt and is no fun to be around and then accidentally kills her.

Wind-up bird chronicles

No it's not stop interfering with this thread

A guys shoots his brother's leg off, opens a gold mine and gets jew'd out of it so he goes a kills a ton of elephants.

This sounds like something Borges could have come up with.

>she wanted to go to the lighthouse to-morrow but died

The Baron in the Trees

To the Lighthouse, duh.

i think it's murakami's but not the wind-up bird

No it's not, what the fuck do you know, OP? Now it's what the other anons said. Do you even Death of the Author, bro?

Sorry, meant it as a reply to this:

it's all about some gay ass portrait

...

>the title is in the clue

There was some people who were bad and not good and then a good man came and had orgies and sex and talked to make people good.

"well, that's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"

heinlein, stranger in a strange land?

meantime my post which is probably the easiest in the thread wasn't even guessed

Some bitch's ex gets wrecked and leaves a nutty scavenger hunt for her

"These social movements might be benefiting someone imperceptibly"

Man writes a book about his adventures with a bisexual woman in Thailand as a suicide letter

Man hates humans and experiences life through his house and imagination

Man doesn't give a fuck

Life of a whore in Paris

Psychiatrist thinks everyone but him is insane

Ur life

A dude in Paris

An autistic guy wins WWII

A peculiar event occurs involving a canine in the hours of darkness

The Climbing Baron by Calvino

the hound of baskervilles, conan-doyle

guy gets sick of shit and decides to go on an adventure
DUDE HOMOEROTICISM LMAO
DUDE SHAKESPEARE LMAO
DUDE PHILOSOPHY LMAO
DUDE OBSESSION LMAO

in the end shit gets fucked up but he ends up yelling this story at you

there's one big thing I have to leave out because it makes this too obvious[/spoiler/

Dolores?

Housewife watches plays and films while cucking her husband
Also mystery

gotta be Kafka on the Shore, am I wrong?

moby dick?

yeah i thought someone would get it
lmao good job

Bros K.

remove kebab tip fedora

man chase whale

nup

Something by Christopher Hitchens or one of Richard Dawkins non-science books I haven't read.

muh dick

Fight Club?

Manlet's wife gets her neck broken.

Farmers son marries a cunt has a shit time then dies

>goes to Maryland
>hates it

nope

The spurious accident of the frog in the butthole

Cryptonomicon

Socienty is fucked up and a savage hangs himself.

Socienty is fucked up, a depressed man falls in love and gets tortured.

An old man plays creepy music.

A swiss engineer fucks his own daughter without knowing it.

Everybody turns into rhinos.

Stoner.

Cripples ruin everything.

>wife is a bitch, so I'm reading books in the jungle

>Woman climbs down expressway and nothing worthwhile happens for 1000 pages.

>Socienty is fucked up and a savage hangs himself.
Brave New World

>Socienty is fucked up, a depressed man falls in love and gets tortured.

that could be both '1984' and 'we'

MC rants about masturbation.

MC is convinced everyone is trying to kill him.

A Palestinian man is visited by aliens.

A reclusive author disappears leaving his caretakers to feel purposeless.

A demon advises a younger demon on how to lead a particular human to damnation.

>A demon advises a younger demon on how to lead a particular human to damnation.
Screwtape Letters

I was going to guess that, but I don't remember any aliens or Palestinians in it.

>girl tries to read Finnegans Wake and becomes suicidal

Pretty sure each sentence is meant to describe a separate book.

That sounds like something Dave would write.

>The Devil puts on a party for the damned

Norwegian Wood

The Bell Jar.

I did a presentation on how Esther's inability to accept the incomprehensibility FW mirrored her inability to accept the incomprehensibility of life.

Correct! Sounds like a cool presentation too.

It is 100% Wind-up Bird Chronicles

Everybody dies and nobody remembers that they existed

A retarded boy in a dysfunctional family is obsessed with the smell of trees.

Guy goes fishing.

>a bunch of people did stuff and got fucked up in the process

Homeless guy euthanises his retarded friend.

Massive cuck gets executed in place of his crush's bf.

Black man kills his wife.

while i, too, am sure it is about WUBC i can´t recall how trains have a significant role in the story. help me out?

two strangers decide to fuck for a week and a woman skips work while her husband is sleeping between two jobs

mice?

Infinite Jest?

Sound and fury