What kind of literature does this man read?

Upton Sinclair

The only correct answer

Probably Borges

Met him at a coffee shop in NYC once. Started talking about literature and cinema: dude has excellent taste. He was reading Robert Musil at the time.

I remember this dude from There Will Be Blood. Dope movie, his acting was brilliant.

What's up with his taste? Is he a verified patrician or something?

Upton Sinclair - Milkshakeman

He'd be more than welcome yo read my (c)lit.

Yeah, I met him in a bar once, he was reading Mishima. We later made out in the darkroom. Dude has excellent tongue control.

post a picture and I will pass it along

CLASSIC literature

Yeah, met him in Starbucks once, he was reading E.L. James, we later played Vampire: The Masquerade, dude really knows how to build gestalt psionic characters

Yeah, I met him at target once, he was reading the denim section of the latest catalogue, we later brushed past each other in the mothers day card section, Dude has excellent taste in card-puns

Classics.

For sure, met him at Hot Topic the other day, he was listening to BOTDF. We hung out and painted each others nails. Dude smokes some astonishing opium

Bourgeois witchcraft zines

How does one know the word?
To pin down such a song,
Like a thread of the Grecian lyre
The heavenly, musical bond
Uniting the sound and the fire.

Quiet,
Have you heard it too?
The ring of a thousand bells,
Resounding from here to there.
Ask the starling, from its bossom it tells
Of the majesty of your skin, your hair,
The ringing possesed by only the purest beauty.

My hands may grace the lovely curve,
But my soul can never know,
What love hides beneath it.
What functions may my senses serve,
If the warmth your skin shows,
Betray the warmth your heart bequeath it.

>hot topic
>blood on the dance floor

kill yourself, my man. I should probably kill myself too for knowing what botdf is

Yeah, I saw him outside food lion the other day, he was studying Ossian on note cards. We went inside and hung out, dude has spectacular taste in coupon assisted off brand purchases.

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Why is Paul Dano so CLASSIC?

CLITORUS

Affirmative, we encountered each other in a UAC ventilation shaft, he was reading the BFG10k operations manual. We later had a knife fight over ammunition. Dude has an excellent grasp of the fundamentals of Krav Maga

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer

He's probably a theater kid at heart, so Roland Barthes, or Baudrillard

Aye, spotted him posting on pornhub once, he was waxing lyrical about his favourite blowjob bars in Pattaya. We exhanged a few pm's about the dangers of prolonged edging. Dude has excellent tips on preventing friction burn

He's verified CLASSIC

mah niggaz

Hella, I saw him on Veeky Forums once posting in a literature thread about himself. I started a formulaic repartee with him about cultural tropes. He didn't have anything particularly intelligent to say

Da, I encountered him once at a turbofolk festival , he had a knife in his mouth and was furiously playing the accordian. Later we drank brandy together and discussed the borders of Greater Serbia. Dude has excellent taste in prime artillery positions around Sarajevo

forsooth, I met him at a beauty pageant once, he was reading zarathustra. started talking about airplanes and aircrafts: dude has excellent taste. he knew everything about boeing 777's hardware design

I also got this reference guys

i don't know but I thought he did a great job in the recent war and peace miniseries.

Could someone please explain this meme to me

Behold! I came upon him on a moonlit night in the forest of Lothlorien, he was gazing into the scrying pool. We smoked pipeweed into the small hours of the morning. Though human, he knows many intricate riddles

(New introductory word), I met him in (Random place), we was reading (related literature), we then did (relevant/absurd thing), he has really good taste in (other relevant thing).

It's about making fun of people who claim to have met famous person X and have no evidence

>mfw this thread is not classic at all

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I don't understand this fucking classic meme

War and Peace

its paul dano

he is klassik

I met him

Paul Dano used to post about himself on /tv/ like Chamcham. You could often spot his classic antics

Classic Paul Dano

Classic as fuck dano

Thanks for an absolutely classic thread, anons

I wanna fuck Paul Dano so bad.

good shit

Why did it take so long for the classics to pop up?
Severe lack of tv spillover on lit. Well maybe that's good.

The classics

lel

>Though human

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Can I just say he was amazing in the War and Peace television adaption.
Hasn't seen an actor do a book character so such justice since John Simm did Raskolnikov in the TV movie adaption of Crime and Punishment from 2002.

It was unironically really good. I mean, most of the other bits of the show was shit. But he was amazing.

Yes

none

C L A S S I C

Youth was a pretty good movie. I liked The Great Beauty better though.

I dunno, it looks mastubatory. Is it worth it? Leagues better than the seemingly empty Youth?

At least Youth had bromance with Kietel and Caine.

Oh and Dano.