Whats the literary equivalent of a hotdog?

whats the literary equivalent of a hotdog?

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i would've posted a book on veganism or something, that's just above the threshold to be funny enough to post, right? i don't know any though, sorry guys, i spared u a good chuckle

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Hotdog depicted here makes my mouth water, and if I hadn't seen real hotdogs or eaten them I would probably look upon it as something godly. Actual hotdog tends to be fatty, spicy and greasy, leaving you over-saturated, and because of all the mustard your taste buds need some time to recover. They are not always tasty, and even if they are, few can boast good texture. It is a low food, even though from the pictures it looks very clean, so to say. So I suppose most of Russian classics, especially Dosto, who is much more wordly and down-to-earth than what a look from the distance may cause you to believe.