Eating more than 1 egg a month

yo i'm a legit anorexic and i eat multiple eggs per day
it's one of the only foods i'll tolerate right now

dietary cholesterol coats the arterial walls with plague and cause heart attacks and stuff. It doesn't have as much of an impact as most once believed but technically i think you might be right about cholesterol in the blood (probably not right) but it still very bad for you and is the leading cause of death along with saturated fats that you get.

i say that you might be right about your technicality because i hear it as an excuse so much to justify it not being bad for you.

same user
I'd eat eggs almost exclusively during my tightest grips of anorexia
kept my hair from falling out though which is a plus

I eat more than one a month because I'm not a ghey

Good or bad cholesterol depends on the person.
I eat 3 eggs scrambled almost every day.
I bet you think fat is worse for you than sugar.
Please exit.

>dietary cholesterol coats the arterial walls with plague

Holy fuck, it's worse than we ever imagined!

>Please don't tell me you do this, its like you want to get high cholesterol
it' no joke. humans are big and strong, but the tiny arteries that feed the heart are small and delicate.

>the tiny arteries that feed the heart are small and delicate.

Well yeah, you wouldn't want to get plague up in your delicate arteries.

Are you serious?

Plague is very serious.
Wiped out a quarter of England once.

>mfw I ate 5 eggs for breakfast

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No shit.

>'yeah man never eat eggs my cousin died of a heart attack after eating one'
>*guzzles soda*

you need to go to the hospital right now

Sugar is good for you. Animal fat causes cancer, diabetes, and heart disease.

i eat two eggs almost every morning
I'm so ready to die :3

Enjoy your mercury poisoning

>watch carotid endarterectomy videos on youtube
>never eat eggs again.

>not eating at least six eggs per day
>not using then as fuel for your lifting

I eat 2 medium or large eggs every single day. I'm not a geriatric that needs to worry about cholesterol (which is a meme, like most nutritional info)

Used to eat 8 a day raw, because quick and easy

>All these dumb anorexic girls on Veeky Forums
What's wrong with you people? Christ almighty, you're fed all this crap today about how you're beautiful no matter what size you are and there's all the evidence and sob stories of famous idiots slowly killing themselves through it, that you'd think you'd get some real help or eat something.

logic is for nerds, i get my medical advice from daytime talk shows

There's a weird negative feedback loop happening in society. The more the left pushes race relations in media and try(well, tried) to make it seem as if we lived in a post-racial society, now we have black v white mania and a second civil rights movement. The more the left pushes HAES and accepting alternative appearances, women are more obsessed with their image and make-up than ever and I won't be surprised if eating disorders RISE over the next few years. It's just human nature to fight the status quo.

Industrial seed oils and grains cause heart disease. Eggs are good for you.

all because of eggs?

goddamn

They don't say they're incredible for nothing.

Stfu cheap humor reddit nu-cuck.

i'm sorry

oh look it's this thread again

Someone called?

That only has a possibility to be a problem if you literally lay down all day long, then again this is Veeky Forums so that's not a far-fetched assumption.

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>eating

EGGS MAKES YOUR FARTS STINKY

that's a good thing

are you retard

>Raised chickens since I was like 6
>Always swimming in eggs
>Probably have eggs like once a week or so.
Although, now I got a craving for a nice egg salad sandwich.

>egg salad

i eat eggs every day, whats wrong with them?

They're horribly bad for you

I ate 3 with bacon, cheese and buttered toast.

how?

are they worse than smoking cause thats probably going to kill me faster than anything eggs can do

They clog your arteries

jokas is on you OP, I use eggbeaters

yes

nutritionfacts.org/video/eggs-vs-cigarettes-in-atherosclerosis/

And this is why I'm an egoist.

So what you're saying is that if I stop eating eggs daily, I can smoke 4 cigs a day and have a longer lifespan?

Usted no es mi Tia

so did they die?

youtube.com/watch?v=vCncM1sJxtI

Cool hand Luke, good movie

I eat 3~30 eggs a week and my cholesterol is low as fuck.

I eat 4 a day. Probably more if I had an income.

22.44 GRAMS of cholesterol and 192 GRAMS saturated fats in 120 eggs

don't do this it creates mustard gas

I eat a fuck ton of eggs, but depending what im making, i use the whites only

Fried eggs are still the GOAT method of food with just eggs tho

W
and heres your double you

I cant twll id youre legitimately retarded or trolling

Sure thing buddy

Thanx! Mind if I take a screenshot?

the yolk is the best part though

For omlettes that are ingredient heavy, eggs flavor isnt the main part anyhow so i use whites.
Also when i use them to make buns i use the whites only obviously

checked

I think you mean your only YOKE here

HAHA

GET IT

sick thread. I'll share my favorite egg recipe:
youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

I eat two a day, minimum, cooked in fat or butter.

Boiled eggs fo, but not fried eggs.

You can remove fruit completely from your diet and lose nothing. You lose eggs, you lose a good source of protein.

>You can remove fruit completely from your diet and lose nothing

Vitamin C. Unless you fancy a big bag of kale daily.

authoritynutrition.com/10-proven-health-benefits-of-eggs/

But I have fish, tofu, nuts, milk and cheese for protein already.

Regardless, whenever I have eggs, I only use the yolk.

>eating more than half an egg every 10 years
not gonna make it

tfw I eat 36 a week

noice

I eat about ten a week, mostly hardboiled or in my oatmeal. Feels good man.

>Egg in your oatmeal
Disgusting degenerate

> High fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, food coloring, and high levels of caffeine are good for you
> a food that man has been eating since the dawn of time that has essential vitamins and protein is BAD
Seems legit.

That's why you should have one to two serving of fruit a day to even out your meats, dairies, and eggs.

You're depriving yourself of a lot of vital nutrients and healthy fats by disposing of the yolk.

Two poached eggs.
Cup of rice.
Cup of black beans.
Cook half a spanish onion and one whole jalapeno.
Mix beans, onion and pepper then top the rice with the mixture. Eggs on top of the mixture.

Perfect breakfast. Everyday.

that sounds great. I'll have to try it, ty user

>tfw can't get fresh fruit around here

I ate a dozen over the past few days and then another 3 for dinner
I'm about to go eat 3 more

somebody redpill me on scrambled eggs I'm new

They make your farts so deadly, Hitler would be jealous.