I HAVE READ ULYSSES AND FINNEGANS WAKE AND INFINITE JEST AND THE RECOGNITIONS AND THE TUNNEL AND GRAVITY'S RAINBOW AND...

I HAVE READ ULYSSES AND FINNEGANS WAKE AND INFINITE JEST AND THE RECOGNITIONS AND THE TUNNEL AND GRAVITY'S RAINBOW AND BORGES AND KAFKA AND I LOVE HEIDEGGER AND SHAKESPEARE IS AMAHZING AND OVID AND I LIKE THE GREEKS HOMER IS GREAT AND FUCK JOHN GREEN HE SUCKS AND DANTE WOW AND DID I MENTION INFINITE JEST AND IM JUST SO SMART Veeky Forums I AM ONE OF YOU AND I CAN TELL YOU 100% THAT I HAVE DEFINITELY READ ALL OF THOSE BOOKS AND ENJOYED THEM ALL

But, more importantly, have you read Milkbottle H?

>he hasn't read Dostoevsky

Fuckin plebs amirite

lit memes ranked

Pynchon > Kafka > Joyce > The Greeks > Gaddis > DeLillo > Gass > DFW

objectively wrong

Kafka was retarded and DFW was a good writer, you would know that if you actually read him

also Gass> Gaddis and DeLillo

and Joyce > Pynchon

>implying Heidegger is seriously discussed on Veeky Forums

Objective ranking:
Joyce>Gass=Gaddis>TheGreeks>Kafka>Pynchon>Wallace>DeLillo

hello, !

>implying i have any interest in music
i've been listening to the same three megadeth albums for ten years

I love you user

Even in Dubs, I am.

I cant wait for all of you to die and me to be the only one left on this board. I'll never die

you shouldn't have wasted your time with IJ, to be quite honest

Joyce transcends the meme dichotomy

>Kafka was retarded

No more than you are.

Lifeless manchildren: The Thread.

Your music taste is so awful, I don't even want to hear your opinions on literature

obviously this board has always been about discussing things without reading them but i think it's at a fever pitch currently

the recognitions is such a good book i really hope you all read it sometime

>He thinks that Kafka is better than Joyce

>not reading Melville
>not reading Faulkner
>not starting Joyce by reading Dubliners

>not liking megadeth

But what is it that makes writing "good?"

>tfw begetter of this great golden age of Gaddis-posting

please kill me and end this vicious self-love

Dante and Joyce are the only good writers you mentioned desu

Hate to break it to ya bub, most people don't.

Metal is literally for 15 year old angsty school shooter types. I bet you read Harry Potter

Man-child detected.

>hating on metal
its like I've traveled back to 2013

You're gay, you faggot.

Please, do not mix this sins against taste. Of course megadeth is ubershit, but you can stay decent person if you listen to it, but if you are potter fan, that's like too far man.

>not liking metal

this comment is so cringey it makes me want to listen to metal

Why does the tunnel and recognition get memed so much . no one actually likes those books here

they get memed because they're long and "difficult." To say you have read Gaddis or Gass is like saying, "I'm smart. I'm smart."

What the hell even happened to Capsguy anyways.

One minute he was reading every single Russian and French tome and being ridiculous about his not reading women writers and then bam...disappeared into the ether.

People die, user.

...

i-is that a dylan moran meme, quoting churchill? how incredible.

But do ye never sleep?

Peace sells, rust in peace, and countdown?