So i got my kid vaccinated the other day and it seems the poor bastard got autistic.
What kind of food should i feed him? Any tips on what he will like to eat?
So i got my kid vaccinated the other day and it seems the poor bastard got autistic
Landon Phillips
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Christopher Brooks
Write to Microsoft and beg them to start making minecraft shape spaghetti-os. If that fails, its tendys for life
Noah Torres
>posts on Veeky Forums
>thinks the autism is from a vaccine and not genetic
Easton Harris
>comes to Veeky Forums for autism related questions
perhaps the best decision I've ever seen made
Kayden Anderson
>developmental exposure to mercury wont cause autism
Camden Richardson
>doesn't get the joke because he has actual, real life autism.
Luke Thompson
>lol xD reddit, hahaha
>there's no way any vaccine can have side effects, amiright? lol
>i vaccinated for 54 non-existent viruses because SCIENCE lol
>haha I also came out of the closet plz upvote lol
Luis Hall
>Genetic
Last I checked it was from 45 year old women having poor eggs, it's genetic now?
John Peterson
This joke would be a lot better if it was more relevant with the world of today. Build a time machine and go back a couple years and then it would be gold.
Hunter Edwards
>buttered noodles
>tendies
>macaroni and cheese
that is it.
Juan Lopez
hamburger helper, minus the hamburger.
Oliver Davis
of course vaccines can have side effects, but guess what the alternative is? rampant fucking deadly diseases.
Owen Clark
Coconut oil, kale, gluten free stuff, all make it go away.
Starbucks, mcdonalds and walmart also help.
Buy all these things.
Connor Wright
Thats still going on even with vaccines.
We still even get the common cold and flu EVERY YEAR.
Evan Long
>you will never mash out all the grease of a pizza with ulililllia
>you will never reuse dryer sheets to make a keyboard protector with ulililllia
>you weren't there when he got over his fear of blue water
>you will never grind into the night and miss sleep and go work at wal mart with ulililllia
jesus, why live?
Dominic Phillips
turns out that diseases and bacteria adapt, which is why they need to make new vaccines, if we didn't have vaccines then fucking everyone would get the cold, and people CAN die from the flu.
Kayden Foster
No not everyone would. There are ppl who never get a flu vaccine and never get it.
There are also ppl who get the vaccine and still get it.
But we both do agree diseases still go rampant even with vaccines.
Jace Diaz
Technically it's still genetic. As the eggs get older the dna in them degrades.
Samuel Jones
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Gabriel Sanchez
He'll eat whatever the fuck you make. Just grow a spine and don't give in to the demands for cookies.
Henry Sanders
joke's on you, i've never even seen spaghettios in real life.
Joseph Parker
Imagine noodles with ketchup.
Easton Anderson
Is that Harry Potter?
Jacob Ross
Hey hes a retard. The least you can do is give him some damn cookies!
He needs healthy food? He will get fat? He needs proper nutrition? No hes retarded let him be fat and unhealthy if it makes his misirable life just a little more livable then good. If it shortens his life oh well, perhaps even better that way.
Stop being so bossy, egotistical, prideful and controlling.
Logan Wilson
>come to Veeky Forums
>run through the catalog
>check a few threads
>see this one
Fuck you guys I'm going back to /out/.
Adam Green
Big bowls of jamal's finest cum.
Sebastian Ward
based ulillillia posters
Hudson Martin
Spot the actual autistic