>hahah, user you're so funny. Have you ever thought about writing a book?
Hahah, user you're so funny. Have you ever thought about writing a book?
i have written several, all to be released from a temperature controlled chest 3 days after my heart stops beating in a location indicated on a note in my bank safebox at the TD bank at Fenwood Heights.
Of course I've thought about it...
Where are the fucking car keys?! Can you get up and help me look?
5 to 1 that chick has a cock
it's funny you posted these odds because "5 vs 1" is an expression for male masturbation.
what can i say i'm hilarious
Have you ever had a mature woman tell you "I bet you get all the girls"? I have, and it's a good feeling especially if she's a MILF.
It's just me or is it weird to see a picture of a woman in that position without either cum or a cock in her face?
uhhh no.
look her up.
Just you. Watch less porn
you type like a vagina
uhhh no
look me up
you would prefer it, wouldn't you :3
fuck.
off.
No because I am a bore and it hurts me
we can only hope
ahh, never realized all that gibberish meant "unkempt man with poorly applied makeup"
i have to get hip with the lingo!
mein kampf
i'm gonna be having sex tonight haha
good for you Twiggy! shout out some literary things for the boys back on lit
this is how you get girls
have you ever thought about writing a book?
Do you usually write you stories page by page, or do you write certain segments first and then fill in the blanks? Ive noticed that I often find myself lost in the "travel-segment" parts that are inbetween the scenes that I really want to write.
I'd be fine with it.
Also just realised Im posting in a fucking trainwreck thread, but I couldnt be arsed to create a new one.