Cooking webm thread please

Cooking webm thread please.

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this feeds a whole family in mexico?

What the fuck is this monstrosity?

people actually pay for that?

and did he pour fucking soda on there?

i think it's some sort of tomato juice

It was clam/tomato juice.

i hope so, i really do

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ingredients
>1 bag potato chips
>every onion, diced
>beans
>sun-dried tomatoes?
>chocolate???
>prunes?
>malt vinegar?
>hot sauce
>taco sauce
>chili powder
>crack cocaine
>lime juice
>clamato

directions
>mix all ingredients in plastic container
>let rest until the screaming stops

Kek

man i have always wondered what is the best way to open a coconut?

Screwdriver into the holes if you want the milk, then wrap it in a bag and break it open with a hammer

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sauce?

A BBC show called "The Restaurant"; it wasn't very successful.

This reminds me of when I was 4 and wanted jam but couldnt open the jar so I grabbed a hammer from dad's tools and started smashing it

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>gordon was already preparing himself to spit out the food before she says anything

good scripted shows.

Jesus that's the same woman who had trouble with the coconut. How does she know how to dress in the morning?!

He probably prepares himself to spit out everything he eats on that show beforehand.

I'm pretty sure Charisse with cerebral palsy could open that coconut quicker than they could.

Best 'go 'za ever

staaaaahp

What a shit pizza

Sure, but it was made without having to pay five stoners minimum wage, and the machine won't spit in your food if you don't offer it a tip/bribe.

Alright, just think about how a person would be able to spit in your food without you noticing at the point when you would be offering a tip. How the fuck would that be possible?

They'll improve the robots in time. Maybe on a larger scale it could make something great

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Requests for media belong on /wsr/.

fucking black people.

every time

holy shit my fingers retracted into my hand.

How can anyone over the age of 4 have such horrid motor skills? Jesus fucking christ.

is it fucked up that i started salivating?

I almost believed it until he added Clamato.
Good joke, friend.

lol

I thought it was popcorn cooking at first.

kys

Was that Raymond Blanc intervening at the end?

"ooh la la...you uh, needs to stop zees"

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How has she not lost some fingers, what a retard.

yeah I'm starting to think this is scripted and they used some kind of fake knife or something.

I mean would you just let a person do this otherwise? I know this is TV but still, someone would stop her because she really, really looks like she's about to lose a finger.

Fuck off you squinty eyed freak.

It was obviously scripted.

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>what do you do for a living buddy?
>i kick chickens so they get into the chicken harvester

Can you weebs see now why German knives are best?

No weeb knife could stand up to that kind of normal everyday use

Same

That's adorable. Better than goat toys

>black people
>feminists

*fulfills childhood dream in spanish*

you wouldn't download apizza...

:3

>Wants to be a chef
>Doesn't cook anything

Whats the name of the first and second one? Thats pretty funny actually

>Maybe on a larger scale it could make something great
youtube.com/watch?v=ElQG6ZYR4zg

youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

I think it applies more to ordering from the same place repeatedly and never tipping.

>clamato

make it STOP

it looks like some kind of evaporated milk

Proof that there is no such thing as a just and loving God. Fuck my life.