The title is from shakespeare

>the title is from shakespeare

>the title is a fucking calendar year

>the first two words are a response to the first two words of a play from shakespeare

I love this picture of Harold Bloom, its like he's going to go outside but then its raining so he just stops for a moment and looks out as the weather gets even worse.
except its a metaphor for the humanities

> the title is one of Homer's heroes

>the title is from the bible

>the title is a person's name

>the title is a whale's name

>the title is a book's name that is a part of the book's story
see: hitch hiker's guide, Infinite Jest (kind of)

>the book doesnt end but wraps around to the beginning so youre encouraged to read it again

>The title has a colon in it

>the title is from a bible quote from shakespeare

>the title is a nonsense word salad that simply sounds cool

>the title is from Shakespeare but it's a joke about taking titles from Shakespeare lol

Would have been funnier without the "hails stain" part

>the book has no title

what's its name?

>the title is an adjective

>the title has Wittgenstein in it
I'm looking at you, Markson and Bernhard.

GUILTY OF ALL OF THESE NOT EVEN SORRY

>Title sounds cool, but the actual book has nothing to do with it and is boring

>the title starts with an article

Nothing wrong with that.

>the book has a title

It's honestly a good idea to give your book a title.

>the title is from Milton
looking at you, Paradijs verloren by Cees Nooteboom and Eyeless in Gaza