What is a food that you don't ever want to fuck with?

>i'm chinese: the post.

fuck off
Christ is gay
I like to suk Satan cock

Fuck shit cunt piss cock pussy dick balls

Are you twelve years old?

Veeky Forums is 18+, that would be impossible, it's against the rules.

Hahaha, no, it's scary, but I am 37. With a kid.

But don't fucking tell me not to curse.
Lenny Bruce died for my right to say whatever I want

Fucking tripe

Mustard or Mayonnaise.

I think its called fugu? anyway things that might kill me are usually a no go.

EDGY

My mom had cancer and the doctors recommended monkey brains for whatever reason. I remember being a kid and looking at the raw little brains floating in a big bowl of water. I was intrigued but also disgusted.

are you chinese.

No, but it's possible she got it from an eastern medicine book or something like that. She was into alternative medicine stuff.
I don't remember whether or not she actually ate it.

They breed them without the toxin now

>I am 37. With a kid.
This is the people I share Veeky Forums with. Disgusting.

Mwahahaha

I think ill still nope the fuck out on that one.

this and a lot off brand poor as fuck tier canned foods.

I'm American.

You say that, but I know of a Veeky Forums thread where one of the trips is a literal 14-year old.

Balls. Not because they are balls, just just taste good to me no matter how they are cooked. Never had dick, raw or cooked though but in all seriousness id still imagine itd taste better than balls.

Miracle whip is miles better than any mayonnaise

kys

>kys
Are you really too lazy to type out "kill yourself"?

I guess it makes sense that you prefer semen left out in the sun over miracle whip

what cock does cunt it fucking twat taste like cock nob fanny?

(u)

Thank you for conceding the argument

U're welcome

Would you say it's similar to pate?

I only get Miracle Whip because it has slightly less calories desu
It doesn't have a taste to me, whereas I can taste the egg in a good mayo

I avoid canned foods in general after I found asbestos in some name brand soup

lol no you didnt you humongous faggot.

Well I don't have pics or proof since I threw it out right away and this was some years ago and it might not have been asbestos but it was big hard and nasty

This entire run-on sentence just makes you sound retarded.

I'm probably not far from it fampai

>implying getting prion disease isn't a surefire way to go full vegan

U N H O L Y

Eat a crepe, you fanny banana

DEEP. FRIED. DICK.

Cutest post on Veeky Forums ever.

Several yeast proteins have been identified as having prionogenic properties as well, so vegans aren't safe either

you wont get prions if the brain is clean from prions

rat shit bat shit dirty little cunt
sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot

BRAINS

>he won't eat brain
fucking flyovers

>coastards are literal zombies
Color me surprised

You know you can get prions from any body part right?

I have a craving for brain, but prions and shit...

>You know you can get prions from any body part right?
brain and nervous system tissue is where the risk lies

The three B's: Brains, Bugs and Balls. One of the few things I agree with my father about.

Picky eaters need to be executed. Brain is great.

Brain has a fattier consistency than pate, but pate would be the closest analogue if I were describing the texture to someone

>Brain has a fattier consistency than pate, but pate would be the closest analogue if I were describing the texture to someone
plus the iron mineraly flavor, completely different than liver

For anyone who wants to try it, it's just NOT worth it. It is not that good. It's not really that much a delicacy. It deserves to be put in the trash due to risk. No one can inspect a brain visually and know it's free of prion unless it were very end stage (chronic wasting, essentially fallen cattle). Because of the risks (and actually knowing someone who died from CJD), I am picky about my origin of sausages, and meats which use offal.

There's a *little* difference between 'picky eaters' and 'Hannibal Lecter'.

youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY

What game?

>that wiki page

Whelp, there goes brains for me. Was planning on it too.

Go fuck your mother

Article link please?
Not doubting you or anything, just interested in how they're able to do that.

bluelivingideas.com/2009/11/30/50000-non-toxic-puffer-fish-raised-japan/

I dunno, Hannibal Lecter made me curious.

Thanks

fuck you faggot kill yourself this is not your safespace

fuck you shit head

Where the hell do you even buy monkey brains?

>fuck with
Stop emulating monkeys on twitter, fag

You have to go back

I can't be racist without going on /pol/ now? What is this site coming to

Live insects. Can't handle that.

sending people to /pol/ is the Veeky Forums equivalent to searching through someone's history on reddit. only faggots do that

This is a blue board. Please take your foul language back to /b/. Thank you.

I will never eat:

organ meats
kale
bacon
tomato
onion
coffee
alcohol

keep living in fear of random deseases, i just had delicious mapo tofu wtih pigbrain

>tomato
>onion
is this a joke?

(You)

Seems like an odd choice for mapo tofu. I like the contrast between the soft tofu and the relatively firm pork meat. Seems like brains wouldn't have that same texture. Or did they cook the brains to hell and back? Every time I've had brain it's been soft.

>that whole list

Actually the scum of the earth

actually its quite the opposite, a proportionally very tiny amount of minced pork should become almost not recognizable in a good mapo tofu.
Pigs brain is a premium choice for an alternative and a more dominant role of the pork in the dish, since the desired texture is very silky, it becomes almost indistinguishable from the silken tofu,

Where's the fun in that?

I've never had organ meats but I'm not that adverse to trying it. What's brain taste like?

The other day I saw on TV a place in my city sells deep fried lamb brains. It actually sounds pretty good, wish I had caught the show earlier so I knew where the fuck it is

like a very creamy version of the animal

tomatoes are gross

you are a cunt eat shit and die cock gobbler