Which food triggers flyovers the most, and why is it always green?

Which food triggers flyovers the most, and why is it always green?

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Flyovers lack the necessary chloroplasts to survive without a constant IV drip of HFCS, so anything green just reminds them of what they lack. It's like a female announcing her sex and/or gender, the REEEEEs are inevitable.

salad. just the word, salad.

green ketchup

>coasties talking about being triggered
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>from the east coast
>visit the midwest for work
>everyone is obese
>"user it's so great to finally meet you, I always tried to picture what you look like. you must eat california style"
>what's california style?
>you know. salads and stuff.
>oh ok
>later, for lunch
>user I know just the place! you'll love it!
>we drive to California Pizza Kitchen
>weird plastic menu
>everything looks like it came out of a can
>I order a shrimp salad in an effort to get something with actual protein
>it's like 5 shrimp on top of a foot deep pile of lettuce
>WTF
Yeah I can see why they're triggered by salads

Referring to junk food as "processed" usually puts them in full autistic defense mode. BUT A CARROT GETS PROCESSED WHEN YOU PULL IT OUT OF THE GROUND. Or something like that.

Flyover here. I eat battered and fried green veggies at least 4x's a week.

Do you eat anything that isn't battered and fried?

Why is Veeky Forums so obsessed with the Midwest?

We want to understand them. We want to know how it got so bad. Where it all went so wrong.

Corn subsidies and industrialized farming is where everything went wrong.

i swear half this board is ESLs bashing america and coastal people bashing the midwest. Talk about triggering. The midwest really does not care what the west coast and north east think about them. I live here now and I'm not originally from the midwest and most cuisine I eat is spicy so no i don't like most of it. The midwest is mostly about bbq and occasionally eating wild meat. 80% of what people eat are just meat and potato dishes with seasonal vegetables. Think hamburgers, hotdogs, and american spaghetti. A lot of germans came out to the midwest so it's all kind of bland.

Hmmm, I'm in flyover Indiana and I eat alot of fresh fruits and veggies daily. I love fresh, raw greens, salads, spinach, snap peas, green beans, and asparagus. I go to farmer's markets up to twice a week.

I'm not fat or obese, but I would be considered overweight from being athletic and muscular, but looking around, I know that the majority of Midwesterners are a serious health risk with their choices and habits.

I think it's a matter of choosing convenient crap foods and perhaps a monetary budget issue. Buying frozen food and refined mac and cheese is cheaper than good lean meats and fresh organic produce.

Regular insulin spikes is how they keep warm.

What the fuck is a flyover?

Flyovers hate brussel sprouts. I can't imagine why.
Brussel sprouts and okra. I know a guy who won't eat okra unless it's breaded and fried. It's good, I admit, but it's fucking trashy.

>A CARROT GETS PROCESSED WHEN YOU PULL IT OUT OF THE GROUND
[citation needed]

Bloomington doesn't count.

>PROCESS
proc·ess1
ˈpräˌses,ˈprōˌses/
noun
noun: process; plural noun: processes

1.
a series of actions or steps taken in order to achieve a particular end.

Spicy food

not a food, but flyovers are just as triggered over wine. They simply can't imagine drinking anything that isn't piss beer or cheap whiskey

But it's current year, we have the new craft beer now!
t.WIDF

You seem like the most triggered poster here.

If it's not battered/dredged and fried then it is gratined.

i've just started getting into cooking more seriously and this board just seems obsessed with americans and it's weird. most boards got over that years ago.

Midwesterner here, let me explain the local cuisine

Roasts and BBQ are very popular.
Local and microbrews are exploding in popularity.
Um

Shit, that's pretty much it. Everything else is just meat and potatoes.

Fuck, the memes are real

>sex and/or gender
Triggered.

probably not limes

What kinds of threads are constantly shitcanned by mods, and why I it always cancerous flyover bullshit?

Not only does this have nothing to do with the midwest, its something that no one has ever said

He just said it.
Rule 34.

I don't like mocking "flyovers".

Are you quite sure that's what that means?

SOMEONE ANSWER MEEE REEEEEEEE

>hipster lemons

99% sure it's a term used to describe anyone who doesn't live on either the east or west coast of usa.
because anywhere in between is 'flyover' country.

Oh. What a fucking stupid term. Thank you for answering though.

It's because those states aren't worth visiting. You just fly over them on your way to interesting places.

>concrete landfills full of blacks, browns, and entitled white children
>interesting
The midwest is really shit, though

You know what entitles people to stuff? Literally money, that's what it's designed for. If you hadn't dropped out of school to work the coal mines, you could have had some too. But instead you demand that Trump rescue you from your own bad decisions.

>Trump not raising taxes on middle class
>Hillary raising taxes on middle class

Yeah, You have to call on trump to keep your money.

The are no coal mines on the Colorado front range

>working class pleb thinks carried interest loophole is critical to his financial stability
focus on kicking oxycontin first, cleetus

or you can just vote Johnson like any true American

>Carried interest
>middle class

At least get an MBA before talking out your ass.

>implying you even have a GED
Repeat after me: I'm middle class because Trump told me so. Shillary wants to steal the wealth I think I have and give it to minorities. Details are for librul college boys. Muh $20k motorcycle! Muh shitty BBQ!

I'm middle class because I make less than 250k a year. But thanks for trying to correct the record ,shillary. You've earned your keep for the day, shill.

one that isnt green: ketchup on a hotdog.

Except you aren't. And it won't affect your hourly paychecks from the trucking company in the least bit, because that's not what "carried interest" means

I live in a florida resort town whose beach was rated #1 in the US and was hence "discovered" by the midwest

I swear, wherever midwesterners congregate the local culture dies.
All of our holes-in-the-wall have up and folded just to be replaced with places like Culver's, Applebees, Chile's, TGIF. If it's bland, diabetic salt licks, you can bet they're attracted to it like the stupid herds of deer they are.

I miss what this place was like before they overrun it, but it makes me shudder to think what it's actually like in their homeland.

Seaside? No offense but I've spent time in the area and Applebee's is an upgrade over scary roadside churches and fat pink Deliverance characters lurking everywhere with Confederate flags and Winn-Dixie. The south shall not rise again.

>>what's california style?
>>you know. salads and stuff.

Pft. pppffahahaha.

>be flyover
>surrounded by agricultural fields
>never eat vegetables

God damn why can't we carpet bomb them? I don't even eat corn or corn byproducts; nothing of value lost.

And all the FUCKING FATTIES. I'm in CO and there are like two fat people in the whole state. I just stare at them. I can't imagine living somewhere where fat is the norm. Like living in a state-wide circus.

I would kill myself. I hate all of those things. Only good meat is in pho or a nice steak once a week or two. Meat in large quantities is disgusting. Meals should be vegetable based with only small bits of meat.

I've never heard of Seaside before, but if it's in the panhandle it's gonna suck, no questions asked. Just don't go to the panhandle.

No, I live in Sarasota. We don't have any of that stuff unless you go way out to the county limits.

educated white men are overwhelmingly conservative economically. Unfortunately for Trump he is not and is really struggling to gain their support. Before this election the only white men that really voted democrat were uneducated union laborers

lol at the idea that Florida wasn't always a flyover shithole filled with the worst Chains.
Surely that new Culvers you have is an upgrade from the Burger King it replaced

disney world is not a flyover, idiot.

>conservative economically
Are you in a time warp from the 80s? The Republican platform for the last 10 years has been "let's burn this country to the ground to appease the Alex Jones crowd"

If you want "pro business" (super secret protip: this just means "pro-F500, anti-everyone else), vote Democrat

If on the other hand you think Left Behind starring Nicholas Cage has important life lessons for all of us, vote GOP

I know you're trying to get a rouse out of me but I'm talking about the little mexican grocery stores, cuban expat restaurants, you know, places with food hotter than a bell pepper. The antithesis of midwesterners.

They wouldn't stand for it (well, they couldn't if they wanted to) and smashed their little meaty fists on the baskets of their electric scooters chanting for their EPPLEBEES! CULVAHS! REWBY TEWSDEES! and now all the places that made this town this town are dead

>have a roommate from flyover, Indiana
>didn't buy fresh veggies once (did buy frozen though)
>didn't eat fruit, said they were empty calories
I thought you guys were memeing

>he is a SJW nu-male living in a containment city full of urban niggers

>He pays through the nose for a tiny cramped apartment

>He will be a rent cuck his entire life

If you like good things you should obviously vote libertarian. Trump/Clinton are both populist assholes more concerned with getting the vote of racist lower middle class white people than economic prosperity (see both of their positions on the TPP)

Reminder.

>Texas > California
>Florida > New York

>cuban food
>spicy
Found the flyover

>he is double cucked and forced to pay state income tax

Long live the Emporer

Why would florida even bother being on a list like that?

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>everything I don't like is "populist"
The Economist pls go

A shibboleth of urban cuckolds who live in containment cities full of non-whites and pay huge amounts in rent just to live in a closet

stop making words up

>Stop describing me to a t

rofl

Trim your fucking beard you disgusting piece of shit

Texas is in a weird place right now. Between cities like Austin and McAllen, people who are complete opposites seem to coexist somehow.

explain pls this sounds interesting

>its a i live in a cuck box and work as a barista in brown capital USA and have 100k in debt episode

>people who are complete opposites seem to coexist
Look at every northern city. You have 95% poor black neighborhoods immediately next to high rent 20 something neighborhoods and hipster neighborhoods

When will they learn?

>he pays insane rent just for a cuckcloset

While I'm sure there is carrot porn I'm also sure you have no idea what you're talking about

I think we hurt the flyovers' fee-fees

I hope your ISP doesn't charge you by the MB, these posts might cut severely into your budget.

>he's a coastie psuedo-vegan

virtue signaling doesn't work on Veeky Forums you faggot

this isn't your precious tumblr or twitter

He literally just posted like five more threads to talk about his butthurt too
I guess flyovers don't get mental health benefits with their Obamacare, or maybe they're afraid the gubmint will take away their guns if they talk about it to a professional

coasties are so cucked by chinks/muslims/pajeets that they come online to hate American things like hard work and indulgence

>tfw flyover and can literally just buy seeds at the farmers market and throw them in my yard to have enough veggies to last the entire season

Good point, people living in closets don't have the room for a God Tier Garden