I saw Jack Scalfani at a grocery store in Tennessee yesterday

I saw Jack Scalfani at a grocery store in Tennessee yesterday.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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What a load of crap. Go back to r*ddit, newfag. Everyone knows Jack lives in California

sounds spot on

If this is true I hope you force fed him a bowl of eggs.

Huh?

not true senpai he gave up his peaceful life in Orange County for the hustle and bustle of tennessee youtube shows

heh, upvoted friend. :^)

I want to lick his head. I bet it tastes of fine, salty cheeses.

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That's a big boy bite.

for you

bullshit pasta. just post webms

Jack doesn't eat pasta. He's gluten intolerant.

What do you think his anus smells like?

Cheese and vinegar?
Cabbage and eggs?
Rotting carcass?

like the best barbeque sauce you'll ever taste!

Can someone post webms from his mission trip? Thank you.

I would pham but he deleted the video

Was that due to everyone commenting on how disingenuous Christian missions are?

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I'm not requesting anything, retard

you requested someone post webms from his mission trip.

You literally requested that people post webms of a particular video.

my bad, misread who you were replying to

>the guy posting Jack is retarded
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>complaining about a guy requesting jack content in a ja/ck/ thread

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Dumbass

Dumbass

Dumbass

>can someone post webms
>I'm not requesting anything
You are possibly the biggest retard on this board.
That is quite an achievement.

How do you misread that? There's a (You) if the reply is to one of your posts.

learn how to read, retard. You are quite possibly the biggest retard on this board.

>the guy posting Jack is so retarded he doesn't possess simple reading comprehension
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Dumbass

Dumbass

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You're the one having trouble reading, lad.

really makes you think

im still using windows 7

Install Gentoo.

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youtube.com/watch?v=83GjhW_m1A0&t=1141

He moved to TN so his kid wouldn't have to learn about gay people

idiot

No that's when someone offered to buy his youtube channel and sauces. The redneck with the glasses thought to himself "if these cameras weren't here i'll stomp the queer out of you"