ITT: food mascots you would totally bone if given the chance

Who is this semen demon?

Do you think they have some sort of kink involving their brand during sex?

Why not? Green m&m would probably want you to eat her boots like groceries.

This might be an odd choice but I'd love to fuck the Cornflakes Rooster. Just look at his eager pucked beak practically waiting for a nice hard cock on every single box of Cornflakes ever produced....... I know the Kelloggs guy invented circumcision so I bet this rooster isn't going to be expecting my floppy, stinky foreskin to enter his mouth.

I bet this arrogant prick spends every morning waking the other Kelloggs mascots. Coco the Monkey probably never gets to sleep because of his rooster chirping bullshit. Tony Tiger hasn't had 9 hours in years. I bet they'd support my cock finally shutting up the Rooster. I imagine that Tony would think it 'great' when my semen slowly fills the throat and intestines of the most arrogant, stupid bird to have ever existed on a box of cereal.

hnggggg just thinking of it makes me horny, makes me want to find the nearest bowl of cereal and cum on it.

Do some self reflection and realize that you are why this forum sucks.

Wew lad

The Best Hot Wife You Will Ever Taste™.

You have a talent, start a porn movie business for cereal mascot fetishists and all the other hundret niche preferences you have.

I would pay good money to see "Kelloggs cock crave".

Professor Weetos

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>ywn be a richfag using his money for the ultimate neet life

The octopus chick
youtube.com/watch?v=f48Nx3LK24M

Normalfag taste coming through.

same here, broheim

youtube.com/watch?v=EDfSp7PgKXM

THICC

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Holy shit, this is both furfaggotry and immensely awesome at the same time.
Reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=3fIGDjpT4_8

Pop Tarts girl

this little bitch is just begging for it

I love a man in uniform

These two.

Unf

And no one posted this bitch yet I am disappointed

Not really into sweet sticky gilfs.

For real though has anyone ever eaten syrup and not gotten some on your person.
I can eat it and be certain i didn't get any on myself but an hour later somehow its on my fucking elbow.

These

Maybe when she gets older, idk.

s-stop

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Was your first day back at school rough honey?

I would bone Aunt Jemima, but I'm pretty sure that's incest.

kill yourself, dude

You're an inspiration for birth control.

what's wrong? still upset that mommy left all because daddy cheated on her for a syrup bottle??

>not getting a duke nukem joke
You have to be 18 to browse Veeky Forums.

whoa baby

my waifu

sorry mang i don't play vidya games

Id give her my burg

>this stick figure bitch
>not the thicc irl wendy

You had one fucking job.

Lucky 7s confirm

I hate her chips but I definitely would

>Maybe when she gets older

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