"What're you reading, user?"

>"What're you reading, user?"

A Veeky Forums post

Anna Karenina

Women love Tolstoy, it's fascinating. Even quite plebby readers, just above YA-tier, enjoy him. Even my grandma was happy when she saw me carrying the book.

Sadly I'm a faggot.

Your face...what do you think it's telling me?

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
>and that's the story of my first three way

Lolita

"Ju-just some Raymond Chandler novel...

"Yeah th-they made a lot of his books into movies in the forties"

"n-no I haven't seen any of them"

plens

It's a novel after all, and incredibly well written, of course women will love it.

Have fun

Dat Boi

Is this book as boring as it looks?

No joke, this is the only book I've ever had girls ask me about. I think it's the cover that gets their attention.

"The country laws on rape. They're pretty lax. You should probably run."

The ghost in the atom, why?

oh shit waddup

GEROJAM SLAVA

They're Ukrainians though so they'll spit on you for reading Imperialist Commie literature

Can you not see the cover, you dumb fucking roasties?

Sup babies. I'm reading Basic Algebra II by Jacobson, wanna come ;) and study with me?

Good thing I hit women.

based

no

I brought it to the club and I brought pussy home.

You sluts should try it instead of reading Jane Austen and Stephanie Meyer

>real-life women
I've tried 3D, and /a/ honestly has the right idea with their waifu. Pic related.

Y-you too

I'm reading Doctor Zhivago but you're one light year from my level.

>The ghost in the atom
is this a meme book or is it actually good?

>Jane Austen

CUZ ITS A GURL

what are you fucking stupid, Jane Austen is beyond their reading level.

;)

Why would it be a meme book?

>The ghost in the atom
Sounds like potential popsci dumb shit

Alright.

Uh it's called The Book of Disquiet. It's about this guy from a long time ago who was totally, like, sad all the time but real chill about it. Nawimsayn?

>Jane Austen
Have you NOT walked through a college campus? All the basking whores are reading Jane Austen or fictionals AND ACTUALLY THINK THEY READ BOOKS. I've never seen a girl with Evola books or god forbid, Albert Camus.

dumb animeposter

If I post what I'm reading, people from Veeky Forums who I befriended on goodreads will know who I am straightaway.

fuck off slav niggers I only read master language english lit not cabbagespeak

Why don't you at least have a Veeky Forums waifu?

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i am reading a post on an anime imageboard

Look at the size of that book she's holding. How could you possibly love someone who read tiny books?

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A man does not choose his waifu; he only knows when he has found her.

How do you know she isn't just really big? The rest of the stuff in the room could be custom made. You shouldn't judge people based off of just one picture.

Not a fan of poetry?

What emotion is this picture supposed to convey

The one that comes right before disappointment

Inadequacy.

Absolutely not, worse if it's haiku.

>Absolutely not

hunger games saga