I've been talking to this girl who's really into reading, her favorite authors being Joyce, Fowles, Kafka, Vonnegut...

Does taht one have a penis? Would be pretty hot desu.

Nope, why?

No, does it even look like it?

Because I'm wondering why you would marry a non-virgin

Pro tip: you probably can't

How would I be able to tell? You ok man?

Because percentages don't determine the quality of a person

you really think Veeky Forums would be able to tell you

yeah, I misread the op. prolly been distracted by those fucking INTELLECTUAL TITTIES.

be honest, how much previous experience do you have with girls?

and is she really the qt from picture or is she actually fuglier? how you abuse the fact that she reads (mostly) patrician lit will depend on the extent of her actual external beauty.

pro tip: he probably can. fuck you, 15 year old acne guy who's now 24 years old.

Because pic attached is her

t. cuck

Yes, and? I would not be able to see if there was a penis in that picture.

Namedropping some authors doesn't make this Veeky Forums, and no one here cares if you fuck some girl.

Yes it's her, I can show more pics. And not much but a decent taste and being a nice person is all I really look for.

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I would advise you don't, unless you want someone to find her and tell her you are posting her pictures on Veeky Forums in an attempt to prove she doesn't have a dick.

Yea of course we want more wtf

DO NOT fucking show more pics what is wrong with you.

you should definitely also raid /adv/ for some generic girl dating advice, but as far as intellectual chicks go, in my perceptions, they usually do want someone who's smarter and a bit femininier than the average, but still a fucking alpha 90% of the time (and definitely not a repressed randomly raging faux-alpha mother-didnt-love-me manchild).

Unfortunately I am that, and you're right she is submissive.

If more people I ask I will

Por favor

Well

You still haven't posted an angle where we can check for a penis. I'm pretty sure you're trying to hide something at this point.

To try to bring this thread to something resembling the topic of this board:
Ask to inspect her dirty asshole.

I'm getting all of these from her social media, I'll look more frontal things hold on

Not sure if man legs but im out

what are all those vinyls doing on the wall.

and you're posting her seminudes here? wtf user. you deserve to be dumped.

The fuck am I supposed to know

DO NOT fucking show more pics what is wrong with you.
DO NOT fucking show more pics what is wrong with you.
DO NOT fucking show more pics what is wrong with you.

if you are a manchild, then in the worst case at least be yourself the best you can. Not even meming. Hopefully if she's really both intelligent and hot, she's bound to be a bit mentally unstable too (as per that old "pick two" triangle meme), and I should hope (since she also doesn't look too young) that it's a big plus if you don't pretend to be Mr. Perfect.

that being said, you should still strive to BECOME the ultimate girl-winning guy. Take in as much literature as you can about that stuff. PUA and self-help resources are ok, in fact if you understand that they are high-concept ideas and shouldn't be followed 100%, they're much more useful than some Buddhist theoretical "if your girlfriend meets the Buddha kill her"-tier advice.

Also still consult /adv/. There are some individuals who are shitty advisers there, but if a thread succeeds with 150+ replies and they come to a consensus on what you should do, it will probably be good advice.

We're not dating in the first place?

the bra and panties that girl is wearing are really nice
i like that they have a bit of a piet mondrian influence or something
i wonder where she got them from
i'd like to get my girl something like that. she would look great in them

just don't fucking post her pics wtf buddy.

would you post pics of your mom onto Veeky Forums? Freud says it's the same thing.

Well I'm not Freud and I barely know my mom.. ?

It's a bikini bro. You can find its name if you google search the image not that I did that or anything

What does that have to do with it?
Are you telling me that the moment there is some commitment in this relationship it no longer becomes okay to post her pictures?
If I cared about some girl I certainly wouldn't post her pictures here.
Then again I'm a virgin who never even talks to girls, so maybe all the kids are doing shit like this now. Fucking hippies.

Shut the fuck up.

What the fuck are you on about m8?

You should post more. The pic in the OP looks like you got it from a porno.

that's a man baby

>vinyls

I'm socially awkward too it's ok. And she posts it herself on her pages so how's this different?

>wanting a woman with the narcissism to not only take photos like these, but also post them online for validation from others

>intellectual titties

Even in that push-up bra "she" literally has no tits whatsoever. What the fuck, virgin.

Pic unrelated. Because she has tits.

>I'm getting all these from her social media
Shiggy.

Would it be safe to post pics of her actual face. Because she goes on here when she's completely bored.

OP is a literal autistic cuck and this thread proves it beyond a reasonable doubt.

>15 year old acne guy who's now 24 years old.

That's oddly specific... Are you familiar with the concept of "projecting", user?

Seek help.

It would be fine. We have to check of she is really female. So far she looks like a tranny.

It's a good thing the photo is taken so close-up, that way you can't see all the designated shit.

if you can't spot the red flags, I don't know what I can say to change your mind

>how's this different?
>Would it be safe to post pics of her actual face.
>Because she goes on here when she's completely bored.
Fucking holy shit man.

well sorry for those mom-references then if they rubbed you wrong or whatever. My mother is a literal lunatic so I had my fair share of being fucked up too. You just embrace it over time.

cuz you're putting her on the radar of spooked neckbeards, and that's bad for her and for you.

ayy lmao who wouldn't want to cross-breed with Aishwairkaya, am I right?

I'm familiar with the concept of a site's "demographic", user.

Just like Cheerios, right?

Not a tranny, just very Jewish.

This pic has been posted on here and elsewhere many times before, fuck off

Do you have any pics of your mom?

Wasn't she posted like the other day?

this is not proof. also you are an idiot

When?

She's obviously Hispanic, not Indian. Dumbass.

When??

Yes but this is a sfw board, sorry.

Kek

No seriously when the fuck has it been posted before. Here's another pic for proof.

I just recognize it

>She's obviously Shitskin, not Shitskin.

>Falling for a Jewish girl
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That is NOT a path you want to go down.

That's strange. I can provide more pics and even her actual Instagram handle.

>those stars
Is your girlfriend an anime?

I have more.

What a disgusting shirt

Then do so.

She's not my girlfriend. Yet.

groce, stop

Not fucking with you but she was here like the other day, look on warosu or whatever if it's working. Post the insta handle though

My gf is 1/4th Jewish and she's perfect

Agreed but doesn't matter in the long run

lmao OP why didn't you say she's a butterface.

i thought she was a 10/10 writer-fetish porn actress. you could pound this chick any day of the year.

@realslavhours, probably misspelling shit but oh well.

She's at best 3/4 perfect

Millennials.

I'd say it matters quite a lot if your potential wife would raise your son like a daughter.

>realslavhours
4channer confirmed

^listen to this fucking guy

Seriously

Shut up, dorkus

Not him but some Jewesses are extremely beautiful and I would sell my soul for one.

What's wrong with getting a new gender identity?

She goes on here sometimes. But I believe it's an inside joke between her and one of her edgy friends.

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S64702313#p64703600
Your girl is a fucking attention whore.

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