How do I rebel against my overly strict Nietzchean parents...

How do I rebel against my overly strict Nietzchean parents? They are always telling me to do lame shit like avoid resentment and won't shut up about Zarathustra and how great self-ownership is.

Leave home and never return, for all eternity.

pee in your own asshole

Show them Stirner and watch as everything they've ever believed gets pounded like a prostitute in a public parking lot

Jesus.

Become a sincere and devout Christian. Not like the pseuds who just like the imagery or the/pol/ kiddies who are in it for mere identity politics, but a true follower of Jesus Christ

Become an overly moral and religious Christian. Tell them that there is an objective meaning in life and it is to serve God.

>avoid resentment
it's ressentiment you filthy pleb

While you're at it, make sure to buy one of these. You'll need it.

This. Spook the hell out of them!

Attack horses while out with your family.

Didn't mean to reply lmao

I wish I had parents like that. My parents raised me a faggy liberal nerd pussy weakling and now I'm full of resentment and hate myself and everyone else because of knowing philosophers like Nietzsche.

>there are people in this thread who don't realize OP is joking

I know, but it's funny in theory. I've actually read excerpts from Zarathustra to my kids alongside stories from the old testament and stories from the Iliad. The wonderful thing about kids is they don't fucking know better, it's so easy to put myths in them.

idk why people think lying to their kids is a bad thing either, my dad told me all kinds of lies, sometimes just for fun. Teaching your child to lie, and to not take things on good faith, is important if you want them to succeed.

>Nietzsche's philosophy isn't true

Very subtle bait, I like it

But it isn't

see

>HEY GUYS I KIND OF HAVE A PERFUNCTORY INTEREST IN THING. LOOK AT MY LESS-THAN RUDIMENTARY KNOWLEDGE OF IT!

I can smell the thesaurus coming from this post

at least it would be a thesaurus and not a Wikipedia entry. But in all honesty if you actually read any books these words would not appear out of place. you probably wouldn't have to look at them up if you even lurked this board for a couple months instead of posting shit-tier threads.

I know that feel, user. My parents raised me a faggy liberal nerd pussy weakling, too. Few know the struggle of having to rebel against your parents by cutting off your long hippie hair, rejecting vegetarianism, and pursuing a STEM career. Other kids do drugs and have sex behind their parents backs, I snuck out at night to go to the gym and hid protein powder under my bed.

Kek

>Nietzchean
>Avoid resentment

you mean defend horses

>for all eternity
Time is a flat circle m8.

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Remind them that Nietzsche was heavily influenced by Schopenhauer, and have them read Parerga and Paralipomena.