Why did no one tell me how good this was?

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>you will never be so shit a horde of Internet shut-ins pretend to like you for the lulz

Looks like a fucking guy in panties.

is that dudu/

Will this disassociated post ironic perscription drugged up narcissist slut be in the next t novel?

she's currently writing her first novel as we speak. which thanks to Chink lin wI'll be published.

A hawt looking one

>Looks like a fucking guy in panties.
with a snot which he didn't bother to clean up

I would rape her half heartedly

That would only turn her on more half heartedly.

Is Tao Lin the Harmony Korine of literature?

Nice try Tao

Yes actually. Tao does BEE better than Bret Easton Ellis.

BEE literally is bret easton ellis you fucking idiot

No, Harmony Korine is actually a low-key genius, kinda like Michael Bay.

Wow thanks for filling me in bruh

That's the point hes making
(you fucking idiot)

he was metameming
(hello boyo)

i bet he was
(parentheses)

I want to "fuck" her.

Why do all these absolutely worthless pieces of shit make it these days?

All it takes to make it these days is an extremely ostentative presence on social media and no talent.

She's in this thread right now. Say hi.

hello
i am entitled to women
this is not misogyny
i deserve that shit
hello woman
nice to meat* you

pieces of shit have always been 'making it', their works just didn't have lasting values so we don't know about them. the classics of our time will not necessarily be the books popular in our time.

That said, she's hardly making it.

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>the classics of our time will not necessarily be the books popular in our time

Wise words.

Cry me a river.

If you had any talent you would know how to spell "ostentatious."

pretty much what most modernist composers are counting on when they die.
>If it happened to Debussy and Bach, then it could happen to me?
Posthumous recognition is something I contemplate a lot when bored.

Lol. Honestly, lol. Milk just came out of my nose and it got all over my face and dribbled down my chin and all over my neck and chest. It went everywhere. I made such a mess of myself.

Says the monolingual suburbanite.

Too bad this isn't tumblr or instagram where you could have that as a caption for your inflated ego.

>i hate life btw, but i continue living it as a post-ironic statement, dunno

I truly hope we go to war with a Sino-Russian coalition and you post-hipsterites with your Vice shit all die for a useless containment war.

So? I don't have to translate my own books so that plebs in foreign countries can enjoy them. The suburbs are also literally the best place to live.

is it wrong that this aroused me
your accidental smut is the most erotic thing I've seen all day (I even jerked off to porn which was less erotic than this tale of sexy proportions)

I'm willing to wager that me and my barrel are faring much better than yourself, thank you.

This had better be in the novel

to my knowledge it is not.
the imagery of milk getting all over her (i hope) does something for me

First time back on Veeky Forums in ages, happy to see this. We're making progress.

I met tao lin at a party once
he didn't say much. had that "oh shit did i Take too much drugs look" face the whole time

what parties are you going to?
do they take place on West egg?

Yes. You'll certainly be the hero of this big Sino-Russian war you crave and come home to the finest VICE women who've lost their hipster husbands and boyfriends and every night you'll have your pick of any perfect bodied woman just begging for any affection you'll give them because you're all that is left and the furthest thing from the memory of their beta males who didn't make it home and they'll take your cock in their mouths and they lick and they'll suck and they'll suck and they'll suck and they'll moan as they rub their clits harder and faster and they'll look up at you and they'll beg you to cum please please please cum for me I need it I want it cum baby please and as you explode in their mouths they take you in deep and they'll gag on your spunk and cry yes yes yes yes.

>Lin's writing has attracted both negative and positive attention from various publications. Gawker once referred to him as "maybe perhaps the single most irritating person we've ever had to deal with",[9] though he was later "pardoned". After reading this criticism, however, Lin retaliated by completely covering the front door of the Gawker office building with stickers bearing Britney Spears's name.[10] Later, Gawker published a piece Lin had written.[11]

fuckin jej

coming from gawker
that's tough
thats like buzzfeed saying you make monotonous cancer videos on youtube.

If it's that easy, why aren't you doing it?

is no one going to mention the rape charge?

Eeee Eee Eeee is better

who cares. we would all rape someone if we could get away with it

Who are the patrician equivalents of Tao Lin which have similar styles?
Also, I'm into Sarah Kane the playwright. What are some playrights similar to her?

agreeee eee eeeed

Is the little girl in his pictures her daughter?

I have her on fb

message her and ask her for a picture of her tits to jerk off to.

hemingway probably

I'm not your mom.

wood berry

Tee Hee

go to bed tao

she looks like she has fecal alcohol syndrome

Someone that's not me should tweet Mira to do an AMA itt. Shit would be lit senpai. ;)

she didn't turn out as a transman yet, as his previous rape victim?

I wish my dad invented Lasik and I could shit post on the internet and shitpost in real life all day every day.

fuck man, i gotta get into a higher class.

whose dad invented lasik? it was invented by some iranian wetback and i didnt find anything if some woman agreed to keep a child from him

lmao i like this guy

also i stole it. put it in my pants, and bought two other books.

from an independent bookstore, not B&N. was shocked it was there. I think Linny would b proud

Tao Lin's dad.

US Patent #5,520,679

> In 1991, J.T. Lin, Ph.D. (a Chinese Physicist) was granted a US patent[2] for a new technology using a flying-spot for customized LASIK currently used worldwide.

i.e. he wasn't the one who invented lasik, lasik it's us patent #4,840,175

Right. My main point was I need to become a NEET but not a low class NEET. I need to become a high class NEET. A real human NEET. And a real hero.

Good??

A human bean

are his pupils fucking massive or is the picture quality/lighting crap?

projecting or bait or both

not true at all, some people aren't into rape friendo

The best book by the greatest Asian-American novelist of all time.

nplusonemag.com/issue-20/reviews/nobodys-protest-novel/

lmao just noticed this

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

tao lin is known to be THE most hung guy in new york city, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like a 200-pill prescription drug bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed mira's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with tao barely able to force it past the knob, and mira moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on tao's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

People don't understand how much of an influence Hemingway is on Lin.

Last time I saw a Tao Lin thread on Veeky Forums, the 80th or so response was Tao calmly and reasonable responding to a incorrect statement about him that someone had made here. He concluded by saying that he was never going to post here again.

Tao Lin is the most successful il/lit/erate of all time. I don't know why people hate him here.

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sweet book