guys im freaking out over here
i wanna drink but i only have rum and gin at home and basically nothing to mix out the rum with (No fucking way im drinking Gordon's Gin straight out the bottle). I have some syrup, would I be able to do something with that and add it to the rum? maybe sounds really stupid but i'm kinda desperate here
thanks in advance
[spoiler]also please dont call me an alcoholic[/spoiler]
god damn it i fucked up the spoiler again
there are no spoilers on fit
You don't have koolaid or any type of beverage? Why can't yu scrape up a buck i change and get a chaser or mixer at a gas station?
I don't like you.
just go to the fucking cornershop and get some pop
I'm isolated out in the boonies and it's late as fuck, can't really go out and buy something right now. I was just asking you guys since you're usually pretty good and creative with this kinda stuff
go get something to mix, lazy bastard
see
Fruits and sugar you dumb asshole.
Also, just put it in the freezer and drink it straight from the bottle.
do you have any fruit? you could blend fruit, ice cubes and rum
this, chill the rum and add a bit of water if you still can't stomach it. there's no excuse unless it's absolute dogpiss rum though
No fruit, no sugar
only syrup
wow making this tread reminds me of how shit my life is
If you're op you should feel bad. Be a fucking man and take shots of it. What are you, 12? Gin is fucking delicious and I would sip that shit, even if it's Gordon's. If your rum is really that bad, get a bottle that's over $6 that way you can process it. To answer your question, freeze the rum, shoot it, chase it by pouring maple syrup from the bottle into your mouth you piece of shit.
I'm sorry I'm so aggressive, I just missed my bus.
>i'm desperate
>please don't call me an alcoholic
>btw i'm too much of a pussy to drink straight liquor
This is one instance were you should be directed to the al/ck/ general instead of started your own attention seeking thread.
Buy something at a store you stupid fag
what syrup?
fruit syrup? Mix it with water and the gin.
enjoy
>got piss cheap vodka and sambuca
>same situation
wat do Veeky Forums
drink it straight you subhuman slime
Chase with water
This is the patrician answer. You're going to get fat if you drink too much anyways, may as well minimize the damage.
gin and water is a decent drink
if the gin is nice quality it's actually one of my favorites
I'm a gin guy. I bleed gin. Because I'm an alcoholic. Here's some little known gin mixers.
Gin and
Pickle juice
Olive brine
Kimchi juice
Maple syrup and water
Fruit cocktail (like the canned shit)
Jam (gin and jam is fun to say. Give it a try)
Pig blood
Mustard (not even kidding)
Canned tomatoes
Balsamic vinegar
Gin and pig blood? you sick fuck
What food do you have OP? Anything you can juice?
Add a mixture of gin and rum to pasta sauce, trust me.
Add sugar and water to the rum, drink.
Get some flour and make rum pancakes smothered in syrup you fuckin large ball of stupid
Just drink the rum straight then.
What kind if syrup?
If maple, just add booze and water. If you don't have any other possible option why the fuck are you asking?
That will cook off the alcohol dipshit. OP is trying to get drunk.
Make iced tea, add rum. After it's cold of course.
if all you have in the house is syrup then mix it with syrup. People posting on a fucking imageboard isn't going to make other items magically appear in your shed, user.
>cooking off the alcohol
Get a load of this guy
Drink it straight
Alternatively if you still insist on being a bitch boy mix some sugar lemon or lime juice and water and use that as chase you fucking child.
I mix water exclusively unless I'm at a party or drinking with a girl
You realise you're 18 hours late?
Welcome to Veeky Forums btw.
Sometimes if I don't have mix I chase my shots with jalapeno and cheddar chips...
>All threads are exclusively for OP
Its to help other pussies with their drinking decisions
Because you definitely didn't write your post directly to OP. Calm down drunky.
I chase with diet 7up
Butt chug the gin. Trust me, I post on Veeky Forums
Put the gin in a glass.
Wa la, not straight outta the bottle you double nigger.
If you were really desperate you wouldn't even consider mixing your alcohol
>Pig blood
>Mustard (not even kidding)
You had to precise you were not kidding for the later but not the former.
Really makes you think.
make a martini with the gin
Milk & Cheese are posting in this thread
>It has been over a decade since you've read a Evan Dorkin comic book
Feels old man. :(
I guess not many people have heard of simple syrup.
1 part simple syrup
1 part lime juice
1 part gin
if you got some bitters throw a few dashes in there
That's one way to make an Old-Fashioned
Put some weed in it and make a tincture
So I've googled it since I hadn't heard of "simple syrup" and it's just syrup.
Woop dee doo.
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