ITT: Terrible plating
ITT: Terrible plating
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haha ew
Those eggs look fucking perfect
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Fucking Americans
>2 girls 1 cup
>Americans
Nigga, who but the brits eats fucking baked beans for breakfast?
It's like you're not even trying
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Is garden themed plating a thing in hipster circles?
What's on the right? Deep fried hash brown potato bricks? This makes me queasy.
Eggs and sausage look all right, the rest just looks disgusting.
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What kind of carcinogens do you think are in that shovel's paint?
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can't tell for sure but it doesn't really look like a $ in front of that 4
and from the same menu
>at the office, on the train
merkins don't use trains
also
>hp sauce
ITS NOT ADDING UP
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thats not fucking hipster you ignorant fuck, its just creative plating.
nothing hipster about it. die die die
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>plate
reminds me of these grape flavored bubbles i got at a candy store when i was a teenager in the based early 2000s
just like how I will be creative with my bill by not paying for it
I hate this stupid fad where hamburgers arrive pre-murdered with a knife
That's a nice looking Burger though
dumb hipsterposter
>not wanting to eat the SanFran Special
You would prefer to be served a live burger?
Pssst! OP: That's a shovel!
>I'll have the cum turd waffle with a Diet Mountain Dew
>thinks going to Outback Steakhouse is considered special and upscale
You can literally see the currency in the picture you stupid fuck.
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>He eats his burgers live
This doesn't seem like horrible plating so much as it just seems disgusting, especially with the presence of the obviously soggy doritos. Also $8:00? What the fuck.
that one isn't too bad. it's just kind of like a big awkward bowl
Clearly overpriced fair food.
They forgot the ramen and lime juice.
nice meta
uk baked beans are different to us
I always wanted to go to this place but it's $350 a person :/
This brings up memories of the Classic Fastfood Feedbag theonion.com
>Plating
I cringe every time I see words like this
I agree. People who don't serve directly from the toilet kitchen are pretentious fucks.
I mean the use of the word "plating" to describe serving something on a plate, retard.
"Meat"
beer's going to get warm
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I fucking HATE this "deconstruction" bullshit.
>baby scotch
as opposed to child, teenager, adult, or even elderly scotch?
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spotted the hipster
Eight fucking dollars? That better be a bucket, not a cup.
>bourbon baby
>baby scotch
which is it!!!!
You're telling me!
this is not an adequate sauce pasta ratio
Boy howdy.
>Black
how does that even go through some sort of washer?
>Not mixing the sauce with the pasta
why
What a ripoff, for 8 bucks, they don't even top it off with mayo & whip cream & ranch dressing?
Canadians eat them for breakfast you nigger
It's called a hose, dishsoap, and a sponge you lazy bum
This would actually be pretty great if it they actually tossed the pasta first.
This is like a haystack, but much worse
>This triggers the Veeky Forums
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Wrong.
E B I N F U G
gotchu senpai
yeah lets eat off the table like fucking savages
What a dumb meme.
Is the gif from miraculous?
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Scottish mothers put a few shots of whisky in their baby's milk bottles to help them get to sleep.
"Fuck, this plate looks like shit. I cant serve this."
*sees terracotta pot
Im not sure but she looks like the chick from Hotel Transylvania.
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Honestly senpai, that shit looks like my lazy day breakfasts
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>tri-meat little smokies / "sausages"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are there 3 glasses and only 1 diner?
Why did no one peel off the price stickers from the bottom of the glasses?
Why is the bottle of Prosecco sitting on a giant cookie?
Why do the forks have learning difficulties?
I can just imagine sitting there awkwardly for ten minutes while two chefs draw on my table with food
I-is that coffee?
You're not a bright one huh user
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8$ !??!
WTF man...
WTF is this crap?
The giant cookie is probably a cork coaster. The rest, I just don't have a clue
no, it looks like they fell for the "low and slow for good yolks" meme and ended up with rubber whites.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with these
The Australian "Indian shitting aisle/poo in the loo" shitposters have all just had heart attacks.
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TRIGGERED
fucking asians and toilets, jesus
Meh, I've made worse
At least nobody was filming it with their phones.
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I present the winner of this thread
that doesn't even look like indian though
what is this a big mac combo for ants?
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>we are too understaffed/financially broke to have washers, so we reuse them for the next customer after dumping leftovers