ITT: Terrible plating

ITT: Terrible plating

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haha ew

Those eggs look fucking perfect

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Fucking Americans

>2 girls 1 cup

>Americans

Nigga, who but the brits eats fucking baked beans for breakfast?

It's like you're not even trying

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Is garden themed plating a thing in hipster circles?

What's on the right? Deep fried hash brown potato bricks? This makes me queasy.

Eggs and sausage look all right, the rest just looks disgusting.

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What kind of carcinogens do you think are in that shovel's paint?

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can't tell for sure but it doesn't really look like a $ in front of that 4
and from the same menu
>at the office, on the train
merkins don't use trains
also
>hp sauce

ITS NOT ADDING UP

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thats not fucking hipster you ignorant fuck, its just creative plating.

nothing hipster about it. die die die

youtu.be/cGMCmbLq2qs
>plate

reminds me of these grape flavored bubbles i got at a candy store when i was a teenager in the based early 2000s

just like how I will be creative with my bill by not paying for it

I hate this stupid fad where hamburgers arrive pre-murdered with a knife

That's a nice looking Burger though

dumb hipsterposter

>not wanting to eat the SanFran Special

You would prefer to be served a live burger?

Pssst! OP: That's a shovel!

>I'll have the cum turd waffle with a Diet Mountain Dew

>thinks going to Outback Steakhouse is considered special and upscale

You can literally see the currency in the picture you stupid fuck.

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>He eats his burgers live

This doesn't seem like horrible plating so much as it just seems disgusting, especially with the presence of the obviously soggy doritos. Also $8:00? What the fuck.

that one isn't too bad. it's just kind of like a big awkward bowl

Clearly overpriced fair food.

They forgot the ramen and lime juice.

nice meta

uk baked beans are different to us

I always wanted to go to this place but it's $350 a person :/

This brings up memories of the Classic Fastfood Feedbag theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move--14238

>Plating

I cringe every time I see words like this

I agree. People who don't serve directly from the toilet kitchen are pretentious fucks.

I mean the use of the word "plating" to describe serving something on a plate, retard.

"Meat"

beer's going to get warm

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I fucking HATE this "deconstruction" bullshit.

>baby scotch

as opposed to child, teenager, adult, or even elderly scotch?

user...

spotted the hipster

Eight fucking dollars? That better be a bucket, not a cup.

>bourbon baby
>baby scotch
which is it!!!!

You're telling me!

this is not an adequate sauce pasta ratio

Boy howdy.

>Black

how does that even go through some sort of washer?

>Not mixing the sauce with the pasta

why

What a ripoff, for 8 bucks, they don't even top it off with mayo & whip cream & ranch dressing?

Canadians eat them for breakfast you nigger

It's called a hose, dishsoap, and a sponge you lazy bum

This would actually be pretty great if it they actually tossed the pasta first.

This is like a haystack, but much worse

>This triggers the Veeky Forums

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Wrong.

E B I N F U G

gotchu senpai

yeah lets eat off the table like fucking savages

What a dumb meme.

Is the gif from miraculous?

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Scottish mothers put a few shots of whisky in their baby's milk bottles to help them get to sleep.

"Fuck, this plate looks like shit. I cant serve this."
*sees terracotta pot

Im not sure but she looks like the chick from Hotel Transylvania.

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Honestly senpai, that shit looks like my lazy day breakfasts

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>tri-meat little smokies / "sausages"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are there 3 glasses and only 1 diner?

Why did no one peel off the price stickers from the bottom of the glasses?

Why is the bottle of Prosecco sitting on a giant cookie?

Why do the forks have learning difficulties?

I can just imagine sitting there awkwardly for ten minutes while two chefs draw on my table with food

I-is that coffee?

You're not a bright one huh user

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8$ !??!

WTF man...

WTF is this crap?

The giant cookie is probably a cork coaster. The rest, I just don't have a clue

no, it looks like they fell for the "low and slow for good yolks" meme and ended up with rubber whites.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with these

The Australian "Indian shitting aisle/poo in the loo" shitposters have all just had heart attacks.

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TRIGGERED

fucking asians and toilets, jesus

Meh, I've made worse

At least nobody was filming it with their phones.

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I present the winner of this thread

that doesn't even look like indian though

what is this a big mac combo for ants?

Or....
>we are too understaffed/financially broke to have washers, so we reuse them for the next customer after dumping leftovers