Daily reminder that while YOU spend your summers reading an extremely strict amount of books from the CANON, reading 6 books a week and doing LATIN VERB TRAINING every day just so your pathetic 'erudition' is visible under direct interrogation, CHAD spends his summer doing BACKFLIPS out of airplanes and fucking his 10/10 BLONDE model girlfriend.
This is what you could have had if only you were born with the perfect HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
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I preferred your '/lit threw down his bag triumphantly...' thread.
Veeky Forums pls
he's a basic man
>Rascals are always sociable, more's the pity! and the chief sign that a man has any nobility in his character is the little pleasure he takes in others' company.
>It is a clear gain to sacrifice pleasure in order to avoid pain.
>Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude.
>only 6 book a week
laughing-girls.jpg
Guy Fawkes mask at 3:35 made me laugh.
Nice and comfy video, too bad the song is shit.
I have the Chad looks, but I don't have a Chad personality, nor Chad values.
>10/10
>BLONDE
Pick one
Well I have the Chad personality sans looks.
That's really all that matters if you want to score tbdesu
I dont understand? How can he do this? what is his actual job to earn money to just travel the world?
Videos like this make me want to just end it. How can I go into work after this and not go mental
Guys like him is the bluepill to guys like you.
elaborate
I am actually about as fit as that guy on a picture for my age(18), I think, although my back is smaller and chest is bigger. I am not ripped, but also am not skinny at all. People frequently tell me that I am fit and good-looking because of that, especially when I don't wear a lot of clothes. The only non-"chad" thing about me is that I'm quite short, somewhere around 170-172 cm.
I am also well-read, both in fiction and non-fiction, verbose, erudited and am passionate about left-wing politics and several branches of philosophy, write a bit of poetry, and prose. Many people consider me to be very smart, although eccentric. My oneitis told me she considered me to be the smartest person she knew, and even compared me to Einstein on several occasions, saying something like "how could such a guy who is as smart as Einstein fall for a girl as dumb as me?"
So, being a "chad", if I understand you correctly, does not, in any way, prevent a person from being intelligent. For example, many ancient Greek philosophers were ripped as hell.
Back to girlfriend question. So, what can you guess about my oneitis? She found a boyfriend. Besides that, she was the only girl I kissed and groped(twice), and I've never had neither a girlfriend nor sex with any other girl, and I don't think a girl was even interested in me. too, although my oneitis said a couple times that she liked me.
So, here is that. Neither my good appearance nor my brainpower guaranteed me to be with a woman that I wanted to be with until the day I die. I know that this is a pathetic troll post but this topic really touches my heartbroken psyche, since I am seriously confused as to what else was missing inside myself and what I could have done in order to get her.
>he wants to do backflips out of airplanes and fuck a 10/10 blonde model girlfriend
Stay in school, bud.
>170-172 cm
>I'm quite short, somewhere around 170-172 cm.
>I am actually about as fit as that guy on a picture for my age
Part of the joke of this when it was posted on fit was that the guy isn't fit at all, just really good face
I waited for the 'skip ad' button to appear for a while before I realized I was actually watching the intended video
>Implying 170 isn't manlet size
I never implied that.
I like Jay Alvarrez and Alexis Ren, they're a living advertisement on like maybe half a layer if irony, they're insincere but barely concious of it. I don't mean this in a snarky way either, they're an interesting phenomenon and are fun too look at and have a lot of aesthetic value.
>170-172 cm babylet & got cucked hard
:3
>waaa I'm a virgin
I get to talk down to you since I have more than half a decade of life experience on you simple fucks
You feel this way because you're clueless about life. You don't know what you want in life and you see other people who seem to have it all and you resent it. But when you grow older you'll start to see all the stuff in OP's video as... hollow. Like, what's the point of it all? Hes handsome and ripped but looks don't mean jack shit. You've got to be some kind of fucked up lost soul to put a person's appearance over her substance. In the end we're all going to be gray and withered... so it's logical to choose partner that will stand the test of time, if you get my drift.
My advice? Take a break from Veeky Forums. It really fucks with your brain, especially when you're 18. yea, I know. I don't even follow my own advice. But I'm still pretty stupid too.
>muh oneitis
never use that word around me or my son ever again. You're 18, kiddo.
SIC
TRANSIT
GLORIA
MUNDI
>So, being a "chad"
If you type out posts like this and post them with frogs attached you are not a Chad. You're an insecure manlet with a body on the good side of average. Just keeping it real, friend.
The thing about that guy is that he is very pretty, has an even prettier girl and lives a lifestyle that's the envy of most teenagers.
Delicious pasta senpai.
I think it's interesting how these seemingly random middle-class kids have become celebrities in their own right due to social media.
It's 4 am on a wednesday night. fuck off.
>never use that word around me or my son ever again. You're 18, kiddo.
that's not your son, that's chad's son, you're just an atm
>Like, what's the point of it all?
fun. I presume he doesnt want to blow his brains out almost everyday
jokes on you OP
I have a 10/10 gf, great job and have read most of the canon out of pleasure, same goes for music and cinema
Also I'm not a fat amerilard and actually have great genetics
Living the dream
and he's stuck in the middle of nowhere surrounded by people he's probably sick of and worst of all he's getting paid to fuck a bitch who has the IQ of a mannequin
and the funny part is that they're all thinking the exact same thing.
not to mention all the seedy sponsorships, handlers, and consultants who are making a financial KILLING off these kids, who are literally just silly children blindly doing what strange adults who are not their parents tell them to do.
two sides to a blade of grass, or whatever the saying is.
Sounds exhausting desu
Dogs eat dogfood
kek
like it matters one thing or the other
nada llena
you FUCKing idiOT. chad spends his time ENJOYING slices of delicious pizza. it doesn't matter weather pizza of the mind or the body, while you toil in self improvement chad enjoys life, and guess what this makes girls WET between their legs. who would they want? a balding fat loser on his third reread of infinite jest? or CHAD FUCKING THUNDERCOCK who will pound her tight cunt till she screams
>173 cm
>unattractive
>small body
>always been shy
I hate all of you. It's really time to do something. I must read more. I must study my latin and my Shakespeare and write the great millenial novel.
I spend my summer k-holing in a field at phish with my friends tyvm frogposter
Another one, Tao?
>Tfw 180 cm
>Tfw you'll never be 6'0, which is 182.5 cm
it's 182.88 cm you fucking manlet
>183cm
>v handsome
>good shape
>too lazy to do anything
>watch porn all day
>not even remotely jealous of vid guy
feelsgood
>memorising these things to such painstaking detail
Wew lad
on another note, what is the great millennial novel?
is it really just Taipei? Cause It looks interesting.
My Twisted World
>This is what you could have had if only you were born with the perfect HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
But I don't so books it is. Life isn't fair and I've made peace with that.
> he's not Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums, and Veeky Forums
lets get some sages in here, lads
>middle-class kids
m-middle class?
Update us when he becomes a quadriplegic. Until then... bah humbug!
This. And I still get laid frequently. Irs actually annoying because it's almost impossible to have a basic friendship with a girl without them wanting sex or to date-usually both in that order.
is that Wittgenstein on steroids?
>Veeky Forumstgenstein
Is this Hume?
I lift 4 times a week and basically eat chicken veggies oats and sometimes vodka.
>not training your body and mind
I don't like sunshine or hot weather so winning here is pretty easy.
probs schops innit
It's impossible to train your body if you are training your mind. Your energy, focus and attention can only be properly given to one or the other if you are to train yourself in a way that is at all meaningful. As an obese, diabetic NEET with severe acne and extreme insomnia who is otherwise profoundly cerebral I can attest to the fact that the attention I have given to my brain has, despite resulting my attaining a genius-like mental capacity, also rendered me physically decrepit. Would I make this trade again? Sure. I really do feel sorry for people like yourself who, much like women who think they can be a good mother while pursuing a high-pressure career and aspiring writers who think they can produce something of value while also working a full-time job, fail to ever appreciate that all they (and you) have managed to achieve is a barren mediocrity.
I haven't been to the gym in months, I smoke five joints a day and haven't had sex in like 2 months. I wake up every day at like 2pm (yeah I just woke up) and then read all day (I do a philosophy degree so I don't really have any other responsibilities)
I used to get laid a lot and care about what people thought but I can't bring myself to give a shit anymore. Being a "good" or "bad" person... aiming for something higher will give you more happiness in the long run than chasing thrills.
I only photoshopped pic related (me) to make a point.
The point is that happiness is abstract and the external goods won't help you get it
Sounds to me like you have an inflated opinion of yourself with little to back it up.
>one of those kids who never cooked a day in his life before adopting an overly monotonous 'healthy' diet
you Veeky Forums lads need to learn to cook properly to be honest
Looks like a young Jeremy Clarkson building his first Flintstones car.
Sounds to me like you're mad jelly.
Studying philosophy in the pursuit of 'something higher' to 'give you happiness' is no better than going to the gym in the pursuit of pussy. These abstractions you study that you think will fulfil you are as external as the stuff normies chase. It's part of the same chase. Trying to be a good person or a wise person is just like trying to be a beautiful person, or a rich person. You still function by the reasoning of "if I acquire x I will be y".
At least pussy is concrete. You can have some pussy and think 'so this is it? how overrated, why did I chase this?' while chasing after abstractions can always leave someone to think 'well this might not really be it, if I chase it a bit more I will get the real reward' and tie people up for life. You just exchanged your carrot for an invisible one, don't mistake it for something loftier.
CHAD IS EATING PIZZA
Mate I study Anglo philosophy.
Currently reading Quine. I realised that a long time ago.
Go misconstrue someone else's post
>dat quote
Just be yrself (tm)?
>dude nothing lmao
UG fags need to go home.
I think the point is that everybody knows what being good is, they don't need to go looking, the hard part is doing what you know is good no matter what.
Christ 101 my friend
pennis and also dicke and balls
Then why do you talk nonsense like 'aiming for something higher will give you more happiness'?
why haven't you killed yourself yet then? i'm not proposing that you should, just wondering.
Because everything is fucking nonsense. There is no matter behind the apparitions. There is no substance inside the utterance. There are no "rules of thought" and induction is never rational.
The best we can do is hope for salvation
vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
Why do you think suicide would be an appropriate response here?
So because everything is nonsense your advice to the lad is 'don't lift and chase pussy bro fuck around with the Higher Activity of Philosophy it will bring you True Happiness'?
Yes
I speak from experience
because i loathe hedonism and strive for the unattainable. without my ideals and far-reaching goals, as unlikely as they are to happen, life has no value or meaning to me. i still have much to read and learn, but this is my current disposition.
>passionate about left-wing politics
>smart
also lmao @ your betafag oneitis story
leftists truly are pathetic
this lol, you can't be a leftist and smart, it just doesn't work
When did this FRAME meme start and where did it originate?
In my experience the philosophy carrot loses its appeal as well after a while, but when it does it's more of a disappointment because the stakes seem higher.
The idea that an absence of meaning is bad is inherent to the striving for meaning. Once you stop striving, the absence of what you are no longer striving for is therefore no longer a problem.
Not getting laid is only a problem as long as you're trying to get laid. It are your goals themselves that make you discontent with not achieving them.
probably somewhere before the era of lanklet twinks being able to get their hands on steroids and killing themselves with it for five minutes of looking pretty
>170-172 cm
>I am seriously confused as to what else was missing inside myself
Want me to tell you?
You insecurity really shines through user
I wouldn't want his situation, since I don't like girls.
>18 year old virgin
Look at this salty latebloomer
so what you're suggesting is to just live and not give a shit about anything, just like animals? if this is what's implied: fuck that shit, what's the point of being conscious then? there probably isn't any, but i refuse to live my life that way. if what you claim is true, and i'm not misunderstanding it, then why aren't we killing each other, why do we have morals, why is our society organized? it's a social construct, no doubt, but it has a clear goal and an inherent meaning.
IMO, a person can not live without meaning, it just happens that the point of life for most people is to fuck and eat. not striving for anything literally devalues your existence
this is some of the most pathetic attempts at (You)s I've seen in a while
I keep coming back for this picture
hnnng
If you are regularly on this website you are not a Chad. There are no exceptions to this very simple rule.
Nobody that has posted in this thread is a Chad or ever will be a Chad.
>170-172 cm
wtf
>wanting to be Veeky Forums
Those are some nice spooks you've got there. Shame if anything were to... happen to them.
that's not what spook means god i hate idiot stirnerposters - if you're going to meme at least do it right, imbecile
I know that you're trolling, but I simply enjoy reading and learning new things.
>tfw not even erudite or remotely smart
>still a kissless virgin
my existence is a joke
Exactly. The non physical, the abstract, it's clearly more important than just the concrete. It's what makes us human: mind