Who else here feeling like a total pleb reading Huysmans his "À rebours"?

>I haven't got my dick wet in under 10 minutes how dare you make me horny this is a travesty

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who is this flapped gap?

fucking amateurs

instagram.com/bebeu4ev/

What's with millennial women and this tired pose?

is being this much of a whore while trying to be taken seriously as an artist post-ironic?

Who is this gonad maenad ?

Like a shitload of people these days, yes.

who is this cream dream?

>it's a woman puts her body on display and reduces herself to a sexual object and calls it empowerment episode
this is my favourite episode

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i feel u duke

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She will age terribly.

Derpy face, rocking bod

Fuckin lol

>dicked down

LOL DAT DIK THO BAKA

This is why Islam will defeat us in the end.

islam ain't defeatin shit, saudi arabia is broke and trump will cancel funding for al-qaeda, then what do u have? a buncha represssed faggots with no cash

yeah but it's derpy in a cute way
would love to see her goofy smile looking up at me as I'm jerking it on her belly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get out normie.

Islam doesn't need strong sultans to spread anymore. Demographic displacement will bring about the overturn.

Plus modernity has given them all the means to spread like wildfire. Both the light speed with which salafi doctrine is send around the web and the fertility rate are bad news for the West.

In the context of this thread: you think decadence ( of which Huysmans his "à rebours" was one of the main examples ) as is now not an elitist but a general movement, allows a culture to retain itself against more militant and fanatic primitives? That it'll flourish for decades or even centuries?
To claim we're decadent is not a /pol/ moral statement, but an objective fact.

“Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph.”
— Robert E. Howard, “Beyond the Black River”

I want to have sex with this woman.

ugly af to be honest

yesterday some chick was telling me her lifestory and crying about her abusive family and talking about her low self-esteem issues, i was damn if i was a normie i bet i coulda tapped it, oh well sucks to be me

agreed on all fronts

there are like what 20 million jews on the whole planet but they have most of the wealth, moreover the brits had like i donno 80 million ppl and they conquered the whole fucking world...if muslims, hindus and catholics think impoverishing themselves by having a billion kids is the way to the ruling class, good luck with that, i'll be sittin back countin my fat protestant stacks with my jew banker

You're talking early modern history. Now the barbarians are at their literal doorstep, not worlds apart.

youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE

definitely not. he kills a turtle with jewels.

>talked about it in class
>it wasn't assigned as reading

the shit is like 200 pages long, what the fuck kind of corncobby college do u attend? jesus

also he tries to get a street urchin to become a murderer by buying him expensive jewish whores all the time and then one day stops abruptly hoping the little shit will go bezerk lol also the part where he can only get off if the ventriloquist he's fucking pretends to speak from his sphinx statue or whatever lmao oh god that book is fucking great, u can't possibly claim patrish stats if u didn't read

have you read his other work? i forget the name. supposed to have a black mass in it or some such.

i used to do femdom stuff with a girl who looks just like this

we were on and off for a while and then didn't talk for like a year, but then i got drunk and messaged her on skype one night and said she should let me lick her feet. she was kind of ambivalent about it, so we decided that she should poll her "black twitter" account to see if she should let this random white dude lick her feet. she started posting screenshots of me on her twitter account like "should i do it?" i was being super racist too, going like ASK THE NIGGERS! POLL THE NIGGERS! and they didn't even fucking care.

the vote was split at 50/50 for a while. a lot of the girls in particular seemed to be against it. then this one really cool black dude with a foot fetish himself was like "this niggas my boy, let him do it," he started persuading everyone and they rallied behind him. long story short, she let me lick her feet in a university library, and another time in a university classroom. but we later fell out again because she started telling me a bunch of times that she was into giving blumpkins, and i wasn't about to get into that.

fun fact, in that same classroom i also licked two other girls' feet. one was black and one was chinese. the janitor caught me with the black girl and he was super pissed that people were having weird fetish sex in his wing of the building.

i bought a copy of it but i didn't read lol but maybe i will now that i put that other user on blast for not reading

why weird niggas like u getting pussy and I'm out here alone

la bas, also it's interesting how i found that book, it was while reading the picture of dorian gray, when he's given that small book that changes his naive lil mind, it took me some research to find it but it was worth it. the best books are always found when reading the best authors.

No it looks derpy as in
indegenious mexicunt monkey featured derpy.

she looks like the pornstar gabriella paltrova who i wacked it to this very morning as a matter of fact

I'm afraid to go to these. Can a kind user explain what the vids are, so I don't get my lib mafia campus police crashing into my dorm?

i know right, it's summer time now and im feeling kind of horny in a way that fapping can't cure...i think i'm going to have to actually make the effort to go out and get laid this summer...not really looking forward to it, god why does sex have to be such a fucking chore

fuck u she's cute

It isn't for most.
The ease with which sex is discussed demonstrates it is readily available for most people in this day and age.

I still haven't deciphered the enigma of what others ( who aren't, always, particularly attractive ) possess that makes them a magnet for it.
Because then you have totally ok very sociable people who only have like 5 to 10 partners in a whole lifetime. So it isn't, as much as permavirgins try to claim, looks or social skills either.

what is a blumpkin

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I think looks and social skills are the main requirement. I mean, if you take away someone's social skills and their looks, they are unable to be seen and unable to speak. I think social skills are more important than looks, but that may be because I'm socially awkward as hell and 7/10.

I 100% believe in animal magnetism tbqh
some people just got it, others don't

i have a girlfriend and i can't even have sex with her

I'm sure that without social skills you aren't getting anywhere in life.
But a chunk of sociable folks do not have sex at every turn. It's not that they don't pursue it, but they lack something that makes them unable to score as much as some others.

I mean, I know many folks who have already crossed the 2 digit number of sex partners.
It seems to happen naturally to them.

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u just have to have an instinct for who is down to fuck...and the social skills to capitalize on it, i mean it's not REALLY that hard, but it does take a sort of sustained effort, i mean i hate it when ppl text me, so having to keep up some stupid banter all day just to get some pussy, i don't know man...

I think that people also have different standards.
Some are looking for at least an 8/10, others will take anything above a 3/10. Also, experience gives confidence.

welcome to cucksville population u

I have fooled you
while it is indeed a month since I last had sex, she was also the only person I have ever had sex with at the age of 21
I will be trying again tomorrow if all goes to plan

Someone else is certainly doing it.

u just have to be sexual, if ur uptight and won't take about sex then how are u going to fuck anyone? when a chick starts talking about blowjobs or dicks or something do u join in the banter? or do u like get uptight and try to talk about something else?

if u go to far below ur looks tho it actually gets harder, when i was a betabitch who hadn't read the greeks i used to try to get with ugly broads think it might be easier but they just get suspicious like why the fuck is this hot guy chatting me up? is he trying to trick me? did he lose a bet? although "leagues" are a spook for the sake of discussion like u have to fuck in ur own league and that includes both directions

best advice women advice i ever heard i overheard from some russian grad student in a computer lab at a tech school, he was telling his young nerd friend: "it takes just as much effort to maintain a relationship with an ugly girl as a pretty girl so u might as well go for the pretty ones" i was like mindblown, if only my dad wasn't a fucking pussy he could have taught me that instead of me having to get relationship advice by randomly eavesdropping on people's conversations

I want to ask this girl from my class out and I looked her up on facebook and she only has 40 friends (only 1 male and he looks like a bitch) and 1 photo
do you think she's a vulnerable abnormie that I could swoop in on?

ok i got to tell u from my life experience as an abnormie who from time to time gets the pussy...trying to fuck abnormie chicks is a waste of time...they are going to upright about sex, or precious about being a virgin if u guys are still around that age, or like have some weird spooks about marriage or religion or something...i mean think about it in reverse...chicks know you're not married and they're pretty sure you're not gay, but when they try to flirt with u and chat u up and shit, how often to u actually go through with it and fuck them? hate to say it but if u want to get laid u have to go for normal chicks

Why do you type like a brain damaged person?

Odds are that your father was clueless about that too.

because it's important to just beee urself and that's my voice, what can i say bro

yeah probably, i think he's like a repressed fag or something, like his whole family is catholic and sometimes i'd catch him like with a bible and shit, but he never took me to church so i have feeling he got his manhood took by a priest and didn't want that to happen to me so he kept us out of the church, and it would have worked but i grew up in a super liberal area with tons of lesbians and feminists and shit so without a strong dad to tell me it's ok to hit on hot chicks and then fuck them hard, i just ended up like a repressed heterosexual or something fml

yeah but her body drives me wild

if she has a fine body u gotta think of how many times she gets hit on every day, and not one of those dudes made it, so what chance do u think u have? i'm not saying don't try, but if ur main goal is to get pussy, it's going to be a waste of time...i mean if ur goal is to have sex u have to hit on chicks who actually have sex, being psychiatrist to a fucked up chick with dominating and/or molester dad might be fun in a life experience sort of way, but it's def. not the shortest path to pussy u can take

I fucked a girl who was a virgin recently and she gave it up real easy
I said lets go to your room, we talked a bit and then in all my smoothness I just said "so you wanna do something else?" and then we went at it
this girl is not like super hot, her face is honestly quite plain, she just has that primal ready-to-be-bred body type

-men want to be validated, to feel relevant, meritorious, worthy, responsible, like he says
-when men feel disconnected from reality, non-worthy, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please tramps?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- therefore men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor &/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
-women compete with other to get the best men
-most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-no such man exists, so she will seek men who satisfy her through sex and other men who satisfy her through comfort
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''

the fact is that women are smarter than worms, and worms despises this. they will say that any other woman which is not their /true one/wife-gf/oneitis is a whore out of bitterness.

well try it out, see what happens...i hang out a lot with a couple "forever alone" type girls, and just can't get into pursuing them sexually...one just doesn't give off any sense of sexuality at all, she looks ok, but like i can't even fantasize a convincing scenario of fucking her, and the other is super fucking hot and it would be great to fuck her, but i only know of one guy who fucked her and she always complains what an "asshole he is" so i can see she's like attracted to "assholes" in such a stereotypical way to make an r9k kid cry...i think if i really made a sustained effort over the summer i could hit, but i don't feel like jumping through hoops and shit, god i need to meet some new girls

good jest

yeah idk why this girl just does things to me
she walks in the lecture room and I immediately take notice
this is a film studies lecture too so you know it's full of prime puss

>ready-to-be-bred body
you mean wide hips? Those are the best.

who are those people? I don't get why this picture is important

yeah wide hips, thick thighs, soft arms and nice size jiggly tits

This book really resonated with me as a TRUNEET who locks himself away from the outside world and its influences as much as possible and satisfies his desires with material goods.

One of my favorites, it's basically my bible.

damn all this talk of pussy is getting me motivated, just cleaned the fuck out of my room, mopped the hall and bathroom, fuck cleaning the kitchen that ain't my mess, besides no chick is gonna go down there anyways, now i just gotta do some laundry and maybe get some new bedsheets, yeah, maybe it will be worth the effort, i wish i could say the chase was the fun of it like some dudes but i don't enjoy that much...for me the chase of capital is my fun, i make money and don't even spend it, just reinvest it in more capital, i fucking love working, it's so fun, but chasing ass is just kind of tedious...if only trying to get laid was as fun as making money, still i'm really going to try to enjoy it this summer

hell yeah this place is getting presentable, do u think i should hide all my marxist books in case i bring home some immigrant from a country with an ongoing marxist insurgency or something? like u can get sjw points with privileged white girls for displaying marx but some immigrant from venezuela or colombia might start hating...i purged most of my childish marxist storybooks but i still have a couple on my shelf, what to do

>I was at the post office this morning sending out all my purses and I like to package all my stuff there so I had all the purses I was sending out on the counter in front of me and this elderly woman behind me got so excited and started running her hands over one of them and was like wow where’d you get this? And I was like oh I paint them myself :) and she was like oh my goodness I need your card, give me your phone number, I need a way to contact you and we exchanged numbers and she was so excited that it made me flustered so now im gonna paint a purse for a sweet old lady and she gave me a little pat on the leg before she left and wished me well and it was so heartwarming and it made me so happy, it made my whole day actually :) It was the sweetest thing in the world

why do girls write like this

Society gives inherent worth to their existence.

8/10, I chortled

that's how dfw writes and also why his book is a "national bestseller" but didn't receive any awards for literary merit

Someone should probably remind her that you cant just draw the same piece over and over and call it art

because they just want to write a blog post not a novel?

one is Glen Howerton (Dennis) from it's always sunny, and the girl is some semen demon that makes men drool. ppl b jelus

>that she was into giving blumpkins, and i wasn't about to get into that.

That is fucking disgusting. You chose correctly.

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She sucks you off while you're taking a shit.

You cum and poop at the same time.

disgusting, yes. but only for that who is giving the blumpkin. he on the receiving end, however, is not necessarily disgusting. can a man be judged disgusting for getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit? i'll let you decide for yourself.

if u ever took a shit with a bone like some morning wood and u got beer diarrhea or w/e then u know ur ass doesn't work like it shud when u hard, so unless u like the idea of a nugget stuck up in some weird place for two weeks i wudn't do it holmes

are these motherless codes?

fine ruse