Just got back from the grocery store. Rate my groceries

Just got back from the grocery store. Rate my groceries.

hoenstly, im so hungry right now, i give it a 10/10

You went all the way to the grocery store and only got 4 things?

I'm low on cash

Nice gum choice doublemint dave!

Oh boy I have been waiting so long to post this old chestnut

nice

im a juicy fruit man myself

>all the way
my grocery store is practically at the end of my block.

I'm curious about the purpose of each item
It reminds me of schizophrenia patients who only eat like 6 different completely random things because it's safe food

I'm not schizophrenic but I only like to eat a couple things

This would be a lot funnier without blown up text and le ebin reaction images everywhere

Do the voices in your head threaten you if you don't?

I'm a fag

No

I feel bad for you OP. But not so bad that I can't laugh at you.

So what are you planning to cook with these ingredients?

w-what are you gonna do with the enchilada $auce

that's pretty funny but you shouldn't bully him tbqh

i once left a boiled egg with the dirty dishes in the sink for a month and it dissapeared

Eat them separate

you left dishes in your sink for a month?

Two
Assuming makes an ass out of you and me