How can i cook potatoes without oil, water, an oven or a microwave?

how can i cook potatoes without oil, water, an oven or a microwave?

pick something else

bury it under coals.

Don't. Eat it like an apple.

i forgot to buy oil, well i thought i had oil left, there is no water in the building (again) and i had to throw out the only oven dish i owned.
I only have potatoes, i mean i have eggs too but nothing else

Wrap it up in foil and throw it on a grill obviously

Dice them into ultramini squares and season with vinegar and salt. Makes a decent raw potato salad.

Ask yourself this - how can you cook anything without oil, water, oven,microwave?

you don't need a dish to bake potatoes. you just throw them on the oven rack

i obviously dont own a grill
i live in an apartment

i never cleaned the rack and there is no water
the rack is dirty as fuck
i use a pan and a little bit of butter?

No excuse, I live in an apartment too and I have a little charcoal grill to use

What's wrong with your oven? You can cook potatoes in the oven without a pan

>the rack is dirty as fuck
That's why you wrap the potato in tinfoil first.

no tinfoil either
can you into first time living alone?
i have wine, beer and apple flavored vodka if its good for something

go to the fucking shop you utter cretin

>without water
It's literally impossible for you to not have access to water and a way to boil it. Why don't you do this: plant them, wait for them to grow some berries, and then just eat a bunch of those. There's a flavoursome snack for you.

everything is closed at two in the morning
except the gas station so i guess i could get milk and nothing else useful

If you have butter, just use that.

there are people working in the building, apparently the basement got flooded

user, you have to work with us if you want us to help you

how?
i dont have a pound of butter just a little bit

>grate it
>spread thinly on top of foil
>place in hot car
>wait 4 hours
wa-la

cut them into small pieces and shove them up your rectum OP

might get a little nutrition i guess

i can boil it in wine maybe?

Use a pan and a little bit of butter. The smaller you cut them the faster they'll cook.

there is no space left with your dads cock in there
thats right im a faggot and your dad left you and your mom because he would rather fuck a fat asshole that is looking for ways to cook potatoes at two in the morning than your fat whale mom

That is definitely a thing you can do

How much is a bit? 1 oz(1-2 Tbs) should be fine to pan fry a potato.

is this actually possible?
why have i never heard of making potatoes like this?

enough for two toast without having to really spread it

anything is possible user, believe in your dreams.

This, famiosa

lmao this is a solid unit. That's definitely enough

Probably enough, just dice the potato fairly small (~1/2 inch cubes) and cook on a medium heat.

Slice them and put them in a buttered pan. It's actually one of my favorite ways to cook potatoes.

what's your plan for washing them though

i have a bit of water left in a plastic thing i use to blend food, its enough to wash a couple potatoes

>no water in the building (again)
What the ghetto shooting hell?

Gas stations commonly sell both oil and water.

not here
they sell only snacks and shitty chicken sandwiches with mustard that i love when im drunk for some reason

i have no idea, i asked the janitor but he bullshited me

Fair enough not paying $3 for a bottle of water to cook a late night snack, but does your gas station seriously not sell water? What the fuck? Where is this hellhole?

i have never seen just plain water there, i mean im sure they have water but i have never seen it
but its cold and its raining pretty hard

hey what if i buy water for the potatoes but i use carbonated water instead?

There is no reason that it would not work, but normal water would almost definitely be cheaper.

>basement got flooded

there's your water