ITT: Your favorite drunk recipes

ITT: Your favorite drunk recipes.

My favorite drunk recipe by far is my Dorito Chicken Strip Nachos.

>Two small bags of cool ranch Doritos
>One bag of Tysons frozen grilled chicken strips
>half a pound of shredded cheddar
>whatever veggies on hand, onions, and tomatoes at the least
Just assemble nachos and throw that bitch in the microwave for 3 minutes. If I'm a particularly lucid drunk that evening, I'll chance using the oven, but the microwave turns off automatically so it gets the edge there.

Why is that thing holding the cat?

>British """women"""

Rude.

triggered amerilard detected

fat bong detected

>being this obsessed

Holy shit those knock knees. Bitch was really fucking lazy lol

Ive been making bar style pizzas. Grease up a cast iron skillet, turn oven to broil, lay down one tortilla, cover in marinara cheese and peperoni, cook until bottom is crisp then put in oven for 3-5 minutes depending on how crispy you want it. Cut into triangles for better flavor. Shits so cash

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Jesus user you've enlightened me.

Trips of tastiness

Muh whiskey dick

O damn

I have all those ingredients too, thanks based user

wut

> Cut into triangles for better flavor

>Cook a shitload of shredded hash browns until it's a huge crispy wafer
>Put 3 steakums on top, flip
>Cook for a few minutes
>Crack 3 large eggs on top, flip
>Cook for a few minutes
>Plate
>Cover in sauce of choice

Bazinga

Quesadillas, they are really easy to make

Are steakums good? I was tempted to buy them one time drunk

no

I laughed

This is what I usually do, or burritos if I have a can of beans.