Just ate some excessively hot wings from a chinese place and am shaking after forcing them all down...

Just ate some excessively hot wings from a chinese place and am shaking after forcing them all down. What can I expect in the next few hours, Veeky Forums?

My dick is so small I can pee on my balls.

a warm slightly painful feeling in your stomach and lower esophagus and then at some point in the twilight of early morning an extremely brutal but satisfying bowel purge followed by a few extra trips up until afternoon

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, September 26, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

sort of like filling your mouth with uncomfortably hot coffee and then trying to yell "Kwisatz Haderach" through a straw

It's be like pic related, but I'm reverse and from your butthole.

Eh...you may or may not get heartburn, depends on whether you're prone to that. Not lying down will help that part.
Other than that, you'll be in for a sizzling surprise shooting straight from your pooper in a few hours.

This isn't copypasta time.

Bubble-guts and a burning asshole. Get the powdered sugar ready, your anus will thank you.

fucking hell im getting wings now.