Post Quality Joke Books

Post Quality Joke Books

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i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it

Are these... are these even jokes? What? Am I missing something?

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It seems Minecraft related, and 100% of the people who play that for more than a couple of hours are autistic.

Dear god it's like watching literal autism in motion.

I liked Minecraft back in the day, but not a word of these make sense to me.

Did you hear about... ad infinitum.

I think this is written for literal 5-year-olds

These aren't even jokes wtf

>turning the player character to a she just because it's about their hair style

This book is sexist.

They really became the autist holy grail when they made wiring, logic gates and traintracks.

This reads like babby's first attempt at modernist poetry if babby has literally only read the Simple English wikipedia page for it

I don't mind the autists really, they make some cool stuff - it's the kids I hate.

Hilarious. 10/10

It looks like they've been generated by computer

It's actually really smart, you just don't get it. Minecraft is played almost exclusively by autistic people obsessed with it. It's just good marketing.

>he made a lovely ice sculpture
this one works
but... im not sure if they meant it to

this book was written by literal eight year olds. It should be a crime to let children so young publish anything non-anonymously since it will be attached to them for eternity.

What do you call a shitty horror writer licking the boots of a dominatrix?

???

Stephen King's under the domme

I Hate Everyone Starting With Me - Joan Rivers

wew

Schopenhauer - Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit

>"He went boom."

Sent shivers up my spine. Masterful.

Does that count as poetry?

Damn this is some advanced postmodern humor right here

this, youve just got to appreciate the beauty of it

Did you hear about the guy who wrote a book of Minecraft jokes?

He had no discernible talent!

Did anyone else still legitimately laugh at these? Pure modern-postmodernism and I don't care if it wasn't intentional

Is this post modern humor?
Because I appreciate it.

>He was super destroyed
HOLY SHIT

>post-modernism is synonymous with ironic appreciation of shit

Sounds right.

Kek

>super destroyed

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Re-reading that one it's actually pretty funny.

this all reminds me

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These are great. Plebs won't get them though.

>that fat ugly toe

Did you hear about the player who designed Minecraft?

He stole everyone's money and disappeared!

i feel my soul dying little by little when reading these... jokes, please tell me this is a children's book or just highly advanced form of humour

this sounds like something an actual kid would write

I laughed hard at the flying in survival mode one honestly.

Did you hear about that Minecraft joke book?

Nobody laughed!

this ones actually kind of clever

no it's not

Some of these are really quite clever

it's always interesting contrasting reddit humor to here's

there's more desperation in a redditor's post

you've got to be some kind of fucked up human being to ever post on reddit

>inb4 redditors attack me

>there's more desperation
This. They are literally all tripfags.

shut up blank

My name is Neo

lul

I can't remember when I've last seen something this autistic.

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Not to be a memester or anything, but pic related is the funniest thing I've read all year.

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Have you seen this?