Has a book ever made you fap, Veeky Forums?

Has a book ever made you fap, Veeky Forums?

Gotta admit I rubbed a couple out reading feast of the goat. Felt terrible fapping to the ending though.

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a book no. Magazine yes. Has my first cum ever right on the Playboy video game ad in my Electronic Gaming Monthly when I was kid.

This

How old are you user?

>what is literotica

there's an entire genre of erotica designed for rubbing one out

No, I use the other hand to take notes.

norwegian wood gave me wood

When I was younger I wanked thinking about Hermione while reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

norwegian?

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I got pretty hard at some passages in American Psycho (I love eating ass), but then it all got weird when the killing started.

fuck off joyce

keked

I don't like farts.

The Piano Teacher

obligatory

Tell it to the judge. *cuffs you*

What's the source of that image?

Only book I've jerked it to

This is the correct answer

No friend, like this:

SAUCE

Memoirs of a Russian princess.

best faps i can remember.

I'm not illiterate, therefore I type grammatically correctly.

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Seconded.

I fapped to Justine when I was 15.

This desu

This actually.

It's a Beatles song

Shogun by James Clavell.

>tfw you will never be a tall, blonde english pilot turned samurai stranded in Feudal Japan, where the women are obliged to fuck you

I whacked it to the part of The Dispossessed where they lock Kadagv in that hole as kids
>oh man you guys, where's he gonna, he's... he's gonna hafta... SHIT in there! [raucous laughter]
>"Broad-shouldered, domineering twelve year old"

ding ding ding

It's 'Ran->Sem: Hakudaku Delmo Tsuma no Miira Tori'. Pretty shit hentai unless you're into faceless old-man gangrape.

Seconded. I'm curious what that's from.

>tfw jerked it to story of the eye